Gluteus Maximus Sticky Notes
Obviously the best thing to write on a Gluteus Maximus Sticky Note is "Nice ass." A gift for your girlfriend. Or maybe, "I'm a giant ass" for your boss. Or, for your father-in-law, "This is where I'm tight." And for your friend Cornelius, "I like kicks in my Gluteus Maximus," the latter 2 words already printed out and spelled correctly for you!
I guess I was wrong, there isn't the best thing to write on a Gluteus Maximus Sticky Note - there are a whole big ass lot of best things.
Blue Tree Publishing makes a whole line of sticky notes featuring different anatomical parts. Most have the part's shape, as well as an under-the-skin look at their makeup. The Gluteus Maximus Sticky Notes are the series' clear winner, with Cochlea Sticky Notes coming in a distant second.