Desktop

iBot G3

$39 from Classicbot »

Ergonomic nightmare of a round mouse included! The iBot G3 is a sweet little desktop toy and tribute to Apple's iMac G3 from Classsicbot, a brand devoted to "classic computer designs and geek culture." It arrives on the...

Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist

$8.99 from Amazon »

Hmmm. Not sure if a Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist clears the meter o' political correctness these days, especially since it's presented as a notepad that would sit perfectly on one's desk at the office. The requests...

Gold Bar Noteblock

You struck gold! It's a note reminding you to fold the laundry - mow the lawn - empty the rat trap. The Gold Bar Noteblock contains over $300 worth of gold-dipped leaves for leaving chore reminders that will help lessen...

Books from The Simpsons Notebooks

$6.37 - $25.47 from Best Play Ever »

Nope, not more books about The Simpsons, books from The Simpsons. Unfortunately - or maybe it's better this way - Best Play Ever did not try to write all twenty-some-odd of these books that have appeared over the years...

Gluteus Maximus Sticky Notes

$11.99 from Amazon »

Obviously the best thing to write on a Gluteus Maximus Sticky Note is "Nice ass." A gift for your girlfriend. Or maybe, "I'm a giant ass" for your boss. Or, for your father-in-law, "This is where I'm tight." And for your...

Midori Desk Mini Cleaner

$13.84 from Amazon »

Cleaning punched paper and sandwich crumbs and chewed-up fingernails off your desktop has never been so fun! Midori dares you to behold its mini toy truck cleaning up trash and debris from your work surface and not say...

OCti-C Cannon Pen

$50 - $65 from Kickstarter »

The OCti-C Cannon Pen won't be the projectile launcher that helps you declare desktop warfare, but it will sit poised and at the ready on your office or home desktop, just waiting for someone to ask what you want from...

MOVA Green-Powered Rotating Globe Cube

$300 from Amazon »

MOVA Globe Cubes are MOVA's next iteration of their battery-, wire-, and cord-free rotating globe concept. The original MOVA Globes rotate within clear acrylic globes set on top of stylized pedestals. MOVA Globe Cubes...

Offencils Profanity Pencils (NSFW)

$14.99 from Amazon »

Offencils profanity pencils are like the Daniel Tosh of insulting writing tools. They say it, they own it, and if you're offended, well...you're probably a scat-sucking twat face anyway. And, also like Tosh, if you can...

Aerospace Grade Oligodynamic Copper Mega Sphere

Discontinued

The Aerospace Grade Oligodynamic Copper Mega Sphere! It's your new secret weapon, shined up all bright like a retina-damaging laser, and ready to take over the world of sick office decor! Display it on your desktop, right...

The Dude Abiding Kit

$135 from Etsy »

Dudes who want to show off the Dude Abiding on their desktop must abide themselves by assembling the Dude Abiding garage kit...

Vortex Dome Rheoscopic Fluid Desk Toy

$57.17 from Etsy »

The Vortex Dome is a science-packed desk toy that does for you eyes what fidget toys do for your hands. With a stainless steel and ball bearing spinning base, the Vortex Dome gets a little tactile stimulation in there...

Mini Cargo Crate Containers

$21.99 from Amazon »

And if you keep giving me the side-eye, scissors, I'm boxing up that cargo crate you live in and shipping you off to Abu Dhabi!...

Spartan Warrior Desktop Accessory

Sold Out from Amazon »

Not real sure what you'd need a mini Spartan warrior spear at your desk for - toothpick? - but the hoplite desktop accessory's other tool, a battle sword, is primed for all your letter opening offenses...

Eiffel Tower Hidden Knife

$15.98 from Amazon »

I can't take credit for coming up with the nickname, but think of this Eiffel Tower desktop display piece as your Kneiffel Tower. Because at the ready inside the formidable 15-1/2" landmark stands an 8-1/2" hidden knife!...

Handmade Golf Ball Cannon

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Having made a whole list of the best projectile launchers, I know a good desktop cannon when I see one. And, dude, this golf ball cannon is one damn fine desktop cannon. Handmade by Butterfield Machine, the Black Powder...

Retro Flip-Open A-Z Address Book

$14.05 from Amazon »

See, if you stick to flip-open A-Z address books and tin cans connected by string they can't track you or steal your data!...

Monthly Measure Perpetual Calendar & Ruler

Are you into dates and measures? How about a calendar that lasts forever? And the metric system? Monthly Measure is a combination perpetual calendar, ruler, and desktop display piece...

Pencil Dice - Pencil with Integrated Rolling Dice

Just when you think it's Mother F**king Pencil Time, Pencil Dice step in and say, "No. It's mother f**king dice time." Six sides on a die, six sides on the hexagonal prisms o' wood. It's a match made in Yahtzee and Bunco...

Craighill Desk Knife

$60 from Craighill »

The Craighill Desk Knife would sure be a fancy partner for the chewed up Bic on my desktop. Inspired by the Japanese kiridashi knife, this multi-use cutting tool should look mighty nice living on your desk display, and...

Sola Cube Micro

The Solo Cube Micro series has Father's Day gift for Dad written along every stroke of its microorganism replicas' laser-engraved glass. Each of these pieces of biological desktop art is a 3D portrait of a microorganism...

Star Trek Captain Picard Facepalm Bust

Sold Out from ThinkGeek »

In desktop-sized bust form, the great Captain Picard reminds us you only need one arm and one hand to execute the perfect facepalm. Frozen facepalmed in time, Star Trek TNG's brave leader also demonstrates with perfect...

Orbiform Mathematically Perfect, Constant Width Solid

$28 - $34 from Kickstarter »

Orbiform follows the OLOID in what might be the next evolution of fidget and desktop toys: mathematical sculptures. Both the Orbiform and the OLOID are built according to real, albeit little discussed, geometric shapes...

Post-it Extreme Notes

$4.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to Post-It Extreme! Where players compete to write the most intense, provocative, daaangerous notes and reminders! You leave a Post-It to pick up milk at the store? Lame! At Post-It Extreme we leave Post-Its to...