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Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist

Posted: June 29, 2019
Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist
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Hmmm. Not sure if a Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist clears the meter o' political correctness these days, especially since it's presented as a notepad that would sit perfectly on one's desk at the office. The requests and reasons (with accompanying check boxes) for why one person must satisfy another's horniness aren't dirty per se, but they are detailed, and could definitely create a "situation" if given to the wrong person.

So if you're going to risk using a Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist, best to exchange them only with recipients you know will be receptive. Husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, and, for the ladies, 80% of men.

Some choice entries on the checklist include:

  • Because I did the dishes.
  • I'm tired of swiping left.
  • My hand's getting tired.
  • Because we both love cheese.
  • It would upset my mother.
  • I'm ovulating [Eeeeek!]
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