Got some Charmin t.p. or some Bounty p.t.'s you need held up long and proud? The Iron Dinosaur is at your service. Suitable for holding 2 ultra-plush double rolls of toilet paper or 1 super-absorbent cylinder of paper towels, this cast iron brachiosaurus has everything from your drips to your spills to your fingers to your butt covered.
Just don't insult Iron Dino with cheap paper towels--as soon as you turn your head he'll unravel that crapola back to the dollar store it came from.