Decor

Eicher Glass Handblown Glass Snakes

$59.99 - $299.99 Etsy »

Ryan Eicher makes glass snakes. Or, if you will, glassssssssnakes. Some are simple figurines, pieces of desktop decor, but many of the mesmerizing, technicolor designs are wearable as pendants, or dangle-able from your...

Viking Oil Lamp

$56.50 Etsy »

Take a ceramic Viking Oil Lamp, and light your way in the New Year, dudes. This one is handmade, with each piece being "unique and inimitable," and covered in futhark runes that hopefully ward off bad spirits and additional...

Wire Bonsai Trees

$111.04 - $517.96 Etsy »

On this last day of 2021, here's a bonsai tree to bring you dudes good luck and harmony in 2022. Look, it's even made of wire, so there's no chance you will kill it and work up a Sensate's worth of anxiety over a sign...

Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar

$12.99 Amazon »

The Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar doesn't want to ruin the surprise. Aside from the coconut on its front cover - a well-known death-dealer to many of us - the 2022 date tracker doesn't provide a single reveal...

Map of the Internet 2021

$49 - $278 Zazzle »

How much has the world...wide web changed since 2014? Martin Vargic maps it out in stunning detail in his latest Map of the Internet update, appropriately titled Map of the Internet 2021...

Christmas Vacation Light Up Fried Cat Rug

$49.95 Amazon »

Guess we don't have to worry about the cat knocking down the Christmas tree this year. Hey, honey, your Uncle Joe likes fried cat, doesn't he? Or at least he won't be able to tell the difference between it and honey-roasted...

Southern Woods Style Message Boards & Organizers

$42 - $245 Etsy »

Organize with style - Southern Woods Style - courtesy of these handmade message boards and organizers. Available in an array of sizes and configurations, Southern Woods Style creations are wall-mounted units made for...

Woodstock String Lights

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. Except, perhaps, a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree illuminated with these Woodstock String Lights. Look at the little birdies in the Santa hats. Say they're...

Tea Light Faux Fireplace Log

$61.68 Amazon »

Interestingly, the Tea Light Faux Fireplace Log looks like no less of a fire hazard than a real fire in a wood-burning fireplace, and not all that much easier to light either. But I guess if your firebox and flue aren't...

Handshake Door Handle

$49 Etsy »

I don't know if we'll ever be able to go back to shaking hands again, but just in case, I think it's best to keep practicing so I don't forget how. Oh hey, a Handshake Door Handle! Built-in practice on a firm grip and...

Get Your Fat Pants Ready Banner

$10.99 Amazon »

Get your fat pants ready, dudes! The Season of Eating, the Festival of Feasting, the Gobble, Gobble...Pepto Bismol...Gobble, Gobble, the Thanksgiving Dinner is upon us! And in case you need a reminder, here's a glittery...

WoodfloW Double-Sided Kinetic Wood Puzzles

$49 - $74 Kickstarter »

Look, it's Marilyn Monroe! No, wait, it's Andy Warhol! No wait, it's a super disturbing mashup of the two because I put my WoodfloW double-sided kinetic wood puzzle together wrong!...

Nymphaea 3D Wood Cutout Magic Eye Art

Nostalgic art meets contemporary techniques - and DIY - in the woodworking plans for the Nymphaea 3D Wood Cutout. Who remembers the Magic Eye craze of the 90s? (Sit down, Gen Z.) These books of 3D optical illusions...

Secret Whiteboard - Art Print with Fold-Open Whiteboard

$79 - $195 Sable Flow »

With WFH culture likely here to stay, the Secret Whiteboard could be the best thing to come along since the act of gathering up all your crap and piling it in the closest closet when people come over (particularly those...

MetalRelic Welded Steel Art Sculptures & Immortal Roses

Jeremy Werkheiser of MetalRelic gives scrap metal new life, and roses immortal life, with his miniature and full-size welded steel art sculptures. Home decor pieces and art relics range from the replica 27" Euro Mount...

Horror Movie The Last Supper Print

$12 - $129 Amazon »

Never thought I'd write these words, but, Starring Freddy Krueger as: Jesus! This scary parody on da Vinci's The Last Supper painting sees favorite horror movie villains taking the place of JC and his apostles on the...

Hanging Bookshelf

$160 - $250 Etsy »

I don't know what I like better about this hanging bookshelf: it's simple, innovative design, and the ease with which you can use it to decorate a wall; or that it was created by a husband and wife team named Agusta and...

Sandgrain Studio Minimalist Movie & TV Show Posters

$35 - $80 Etsy »

Sandgrain Studio's artistic interpretations of prized scenes and images from beloved movies and TV shows has brought us an extensive collection of posters that are modern, minimalist, and subtle. They're kind of in contrast...

Amaranth Vase

$39.99 - $59.99 Amazon »

The Amaranth Vase makes taking care of bouquets and floral arrangements way less of a thorn in your side. Uh, though it won't do anything about actual thorns. Be they attached to flower stems, or somehow embedded in your...

Penduloz Gravity-Powered Geometric Drawing Machine

$299 - $550 RD1studio »

Oh boy, the Penduloz is a real-life, gravity-powered machine for drawing my mama's favorite Windows screensaver! Mystify, I believe it was called, and boy did it ever do that to her. Birthday gift for Mama, check...

DeepLight 12 - Infinity Mirror LED Dodecahedron

The DeepLight 12 will lure and enchant you. "Look into my siiiiides," it will say. And you'll be like, "Which one? You have...one, two three...twelve to choose from. Does it matter if I pick one on the top or bottom or...

Wavy Disco Mirrors

$350 - $1,900 Etsy »

"Wavy Disco Mirror, Wavy Disco Mirror on the wall, who's the...grooviest jam master, the funkiest dancer, the most slammin' party host of them all?" That's right. It's this dude. And I don't even need a glittery disco-tile-covered...

Sleeping Animal Pots

$60 Sarza »

Sleeping Animal Pots? That's generous. More like Elephants, Giraffes, Rhinos, Ostriches, and Hippos That Got Into Some Rotting Marula Fruit Pots. AKA Drunk Animal Pots. Cute nonetheless, especially if you've seen the...

Geometric Shark Chandelier

$3,500 Etsy »

Who wants to swing from this chandelier? Brody? Hooper? Ian Ziering? Though the geometric shark chandelier from Martin Taylor of Chromaforms isn't so much a shark chandelier as it as an LED-lit shark sculpture, but where...