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Skull Door Knocker

$30 Etsy »

Skull, skull, skullin' on heaven's door! ... By the power of the Gray Skull, I am a guest in your ho- ow! It bit me! You skuller f**ker! ... Knock, knock. Who's there? Dead guy. Dead guy who? Dude, you're the one who...

Cat & Mouse Door Knocker

Sold Out Amazon »

Instructions for use of the Cat & Mouse Door Knocker: "Just slap the mouse against the door for admission." Well. I mean, unless the owners of the home to which you're seeking admission have their house smart-homed -...

cent.ldn RC M90 Boombox Candle

$205 cent.ldn »

I was just chugging along, typical hump day, when...BOOM!(box). It happened. I saw this RC M90 Boombox Candle from cent.ldn, and my week instantly became a little more fly. A little more bangin'. A little more LL Cool...

Green Forest Moss Rug

$556.62 - $2,409.24 Etsy »

Who's up for a roll in the...moss? A shag on a shag rug woven into a lush forest floor? These Green Forest Moss Rugs from A Saturday Shop come in a handful of different sizes and shapes, all in Mother Nature-approved...

Glass Symphony Hand-Blown Glass Spiders

$12.74 - $194.04 Etsy »

My Spidey Sense tells me Glass Symphony's hand-blown glass spiders are even more of a sight - or a fright - to behold in person than they are in these photos. And the photos alone are doing a pretty good job of simultaneously...

Kinetrika Square Wave Kinetic Sculptures

$64 - $239 Etsy »

Math strikes again. But when we're talking Kinetrika Square Wave Kinetic Sculptures, math is more of a beautiful dream than a cold-sweat-inducing nightmare...

CovoBox Hidden Storage - Real Books Electronics Covers

$21 - $580 Etsy »

CovoBox electronics covers, real books that have been hacked off and glued to sneaky storage boxes of all sizes and configurations, capitalize on a trend I didn't even know existed until I lost a bet and had to watch...

Glowing Pebbles for Walkways, Gardens & Home Decor

$12.45 - $21.99 Amazon »

Glow, glow, glow your path / Gently down the yard / Verily, verily, verily, verily / It'll look cool in the dark...

Umbra Glo Picture Frame

$15 - $24.95 Amazon »

Guess who wants an Umbra Glo Frame to display lovey photos, adorbs snaps of my cat being adorbs, and wish-I-were-there trip pics for his birthday? Not this dude. Probably not you dudes either. By my wife, She-Ra: Princess...

Creaton Crafts Book Art

$23.10 - $66.34 Etsy »

Creaton Crafts craftmaster Lara opens her description of the magnificent Marvel comics paper vase above, and many of her other elaborate book art creations, with "I love folding and cutting paper!" And, wow. I know I...

Music Pillows

$58 - $202 Etsy »

Yep, Alona Dudich's Music Pillows look exactly like the types of synthesizers and mixers an experienced DJ would let me use to show off my own skills in the booth. Hey Mr. Tiesto! I think something happened to your turntables...

Star Wars Parody Art Prints

$40 Etsy »

Artists Bucket Art and Ashley Raine aren't the first Star Wars smarty pants to parody the franchise and immortalize characters ranging from Darth Vader and Stormtroopers to Chewbacca and R2-D2 in pieces of offbeat - and...

Small Business Shoutout: Meaningful Moments Portraits

$69 - $529 Meaningful Moments »

Meaningful Moments is a collective of independent artists using standout and offbeat ideas and techniques to create one of a kind pieces for indoor and outdoor display. For today's Small Business Shoutout, I'm highlighting...

Light My Fingers Candle

By "Light My Fingers," this most excellent candle from Claire Olshan really means, "Light 3 of my fingers and my thumb. The 4th finger, well, it's gonna stay long and strong in the middle, fully formed and upright as...

Supernet - Hardened Basketball Net Waste Basket

$140 - $180 Kickstarter »

Used Kleenex, crumpled burrito wrappers, flailing banana peels - nothin' but Supernet...

NASA Rocket Lava Lamp

"Psychedelic," and "NASA" aren't 2 terms I'd typically put together, but this NASA Rocket Lava Lamp indeed joins them like long lost twins. Of course the shape fits perfectly, and though the lolling lava blobs inside...

LEGO Flower Bouquet

$49.99 LEGO »

Dudes, a LEGO Flower Bouquet. It's flowers - check. It's handmade - check. It's customizable to be OOAK from you to her - check. And it's byoooooteeeeful - check. All the makings for the perfect Valentine's day gift...

Bob Ross Talking Clapper & Night Light

$29.99 Amazon »

Bob Ross and his happy little trees turned into a combo talking clapper and night light have turned me into a very happy little dude. Well. Maybe not so little. I've made a lot of mistakes...I mean happy accidents...in...

Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner

$59.99 Amazon »

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost. Especially when they smell like sandalwood and jasmine wafting out of this Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner. Designed and engineered by Numskull, this nifty piece of Ghostbusters merch...

Magicactus Kit - Miniature Crystal Cactus Growing Set

$19.95 - $21 Amazon »

My mama has had a Christmas Cactus for years, but a crystal cactus? So precious and shiny and energy healing...or whatever the sayers say crystals do. I've never seen one of these small miracles. I bet my mama hasn't...

Life Size Hanging Shark Sculpture

$4,394.50 Etsy »

What exactly does "life size" mean when we're talking a life size hanging shark sculpture? Welp, nose-to-tail-fin this beatific behemoth from The King's Bay measures 11' long. With a wing-, er, pectoral fin span of 76"...

Star Wars Rugs

$95 - $689 Ruggable »

This collection of Star Wars Rugs from Ruggable is...illuminating. I mean, the Dark side in black-and-white damask. TIE Fighters in abstract houndstooth. The Empire Strikes Back in blue toile! I'm finally starting to...

Labrador Rug

$149.08 Etsy »

This Labrador Rug from Lillycrop Design blew my mind when I found it last night. Yes, it was late and I was overtired, but I was neither drunk nor high, and this optical illusion tripped me out. First I was like, "Labrador...

Stretch Clock - Make a Clock Out of Any Object

Oh good, what the Stretch Clock really is is a giant rubber band with a quartz movement and hour and minute hands you can assemble and stretch around any object to make yourself a DIY timepiece. With all the pedantic...