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3D Printed Dickasaurus (NSFW)

Posted: February 17, 2020
3D Printed Dickasaurus (NSFW)
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Sex toy, trophy for a dude who's a real T-Rex in the bedroom, (literal) gag gift, the 3D Printed Dickasaurus will serve you well as any of these. But me, I bought a 3D Printed Dickasaurus to leave anonymously for my boss as a Presidents' Day award for being a real mother fucking Dickasaurus. He can put it alongside the Eat a Dick Chocolate Penis I (also anonymously) mailed him for Valentine's Day, and the World Champion Dick Trophy I Secret Santa gifted him for Christmas. Not to mention the ICK Mug I saw his wife drop off one day.

Yeah I know, right? You'd think after getting all of this stuff from people who think he's a big fat dick, he'd make an effort to be less of a dick, but, true to the nature of true dicks, he just thinks they're hilarious jokes from his college buddies sent in good fun.

Based on your desired use for the 3D Printed Dickasaurus statues can come (but not really) in 2" and 4" tall sizes, plus a whole wad (albeit not shot) of fun colors.

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