Charmin Forever Roll
I know what they say about diamonds, but Charmin, a toilet paper roll that's forever? Why...why...yes! I do!
At first I thought the Charmin Forever Roll was a leftover April Fool's joke because, I mean, while a 12" diameter roll of toilet paper would indeed be a stellar addition to the bathrooms of mankind, it seemed too giant and cumbersome to be true. Also, Forever can't really mean forever, can it?
Well, no and no. It's no joke, and it's a no that the Forever Roll will actually last forever, but the supersized spool of TP is legit for sale on the Charmin website - with a free stand or wall mount to fit it - and Charmin says you should be about to go up to "ONE MONTH" before changing out your roll.
Unless you make the mistake of eating a vat of cheese dip followed by a 4-star-spicy Thai curry like I did last night.
Muchas danke to The Awesomer.