Zombie Bottle Opener
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One perk to acquiring the zombie virus--I mean in addition to looking all sexy and green-tinged and bloody--is super-calcified teeth that enable sweet party tricks, such as popping open beer bottles with a single incisor and gnawing people's faces off. NeatoShop pays morbid homage to at least one of these feats with its nifty Zombie Bottle Opener. Crafted from sturdy urethane resin and solid steel around the mouth, and painted by local artisans, no two openers are exactly alike, but all are equally capable of both attacking the holdout bottle caps keeping you from your German Hefeweizens, and making your buddy's prissy girlfriend bristle.
Zombie Bottle Openers measure 1 3/4" x 4 1/2" x 2".
Flayed Flesh Garters
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The Complete Home Bar Product Guide
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Kinkajou Bottle Cutter
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The Coolest Wine & Liquor Decanters
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Roo Balls Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Openers
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Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target
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One way to make others jump out of their skin is to jump out of yours. This Unzipped Flesh look requires some legwork and talent to pull off, but look at the striking levels of gruesomeness and morbidity one can achieve...
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Personalized Lovecraftian Bottles
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