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Personalized Lovecraftian Bottles

By: on February 06, 2016
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Pick your poison. Actually, pick two: a spirit to fill one of Orion Oddities's sick hand-sculpted bottles with; and a Lovecraftian beast to guard its contents. The Italian design shop molds the likenesses of Cthulhu and Dagon, or more general sinister goblins, gargoyles, and snakes around usable glass bottles of all shapes and sizes.

Orion Oddities will also personalize each bottle with the description you select at checkout. You know, The Dude's Booze or Cornelius' Wart Acid. Each Lovecraftian bottle is made to order and unique in composition, though you can check out dozens of examples for inspiration on Orion Oddities' Etsy page.

Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.

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