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Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

By: on November 20, 2013
$16.09
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In lieu of spending $80 grand on the Talking Periodic Table of Swearing coffee table I think I might part with my Andrew Lincoln and go for the Periodic Table of Swearing mug instead. Granted, it doesn't blurt heinous profanities in a jolly English accent out loud like the table, and therefore lacks much of its cohort's panache, but I'm well-equipped with a 3rd grade reading level. I think I can look at the mug's C-O-C-K and S-H-I-T-T-I-N-G B-A-L-L-B-R-E-A-K-E-R and sound them out pretty alright on my own. What's that, Mama? It's Andrew Jackson what? On the $20 bill? Oh...right...Andrew Jackson. And Abe Lincoln. Thanks, Mama! Many of the vulgarities earning themselves a spot on the blasphemous mug are British in origin, and therefore even more rollicking. For example...wait a minute. Mama! Then who the bloody fucking balls is Andrew Lincoln?

Oh yeah.

That's Sheriff Rick Grimes.

The Periodic Table of Swearing mug promises to contain your coffee, expand your vocabulary, offend the office prudes, and ensure you are never again at a loss for words when you encounter life's fucking ballaches, twats, and prats in a hat.

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