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Tonino Lamborghini Watches

$885 - $1,795 from Lamborghini »

Lamborghini watches, Lamborghini price tags. Whether these Tonino Lamborghini timepieces have the moxie to back up those thousand-plus tags depends on how hard their sports car curves and features, and Lambo insignias...

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NeuroGum Nootropic Energy Gum

$14.99 - $24.99 from NeuroGum »

Nootropics. "Smart drugs." They're today's ginkgo biloba*. NeuroGum adds steam to the nootropic supplement fad with what they call their "cold-compressed nootropic energy gum." The tablets contain a blend of green tea...

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LED Flame Flicker Lightbulb

$14.99 from CBM Technology »

The Flame Flicker makes a roaring fire (thumbs up.) A roaring LED fire (meh, thumbs down.) A roaring LED fire inside a lightbulb (huh? Thumbs...neutral, but ears ready to hear more.)...

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FiberFix Repair Wrap: 3-Roll Bundle

$12.99 from FiberFix »

FiberFix isn't made out of steel, but with a claimed 100 times the holding power of duct tape, this wraparound adhesive is just about as strong. Post-application, it hardens like steel too. In about 10 minutes. You need...

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BACtrack Vio Breathalyzer Keychain

$39.99 from BACtrack »

BACtrack would like to help us stop driving drunk. And dialing drunk. And texting drunk. And swiping right drunk. Or at least the first 3...

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Buttermere Custom Forged Blades

$150 - $180 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Buttermere. Like a portmanteau of butter and cashmere. Sounds so smooth and soft, but really it...cuts like a kniiiife! But if feels so right! Buttermere Blades' handmade knives won't be your most cuddly companions, but...

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Men's Trakline No-Holes, One-Size Belts

$39.99 - $47.99 from Kore Essentials »

When it comes to pants positioning, waistline aesthetics, and post-holiday gut comfort, 1/4" can make a huge difference. Trakline belts banish the meager lineup of 1"-spaced holes punched in traditional belts from their...

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Levitating X Beer Cup

$144.99 from Levitating X »

Whoa, it costs a pretty penny to float a beer with a Levitating X. But if you're really into your brews, and the idea of floating a beer also floats your boat, this hovering, spinning spectacle of a beer cup might be...

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Uncommon Carry Mini Toothpick Crossbows

$27.99 - $47.99 from Uncommon Carry »

Uncommon Carry's toothpick crossbows take picking your teeth to whole new, exciting, and interactive (!) levels. Or, more likely, serve as the foundations for your next cubicle warfare battle, and the keys to knocking...

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The Original Whiskey Ball: 2-Pack

$14.95 from The Whiskey Ball »

If you're going to drink whiskey on the rocks all night you should have some big balls. Because they melt slower. Because they don't have any jagged or pointy edges that will scratch your Riedel glass. Because they look...

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Pulse III Guybrator (NSFW)

$109 - $149 from Hot Octopuss »

Hot Octopuss gives their trademarked "guybrator" a v.3 upgrade with the Pulse III Solo and Duo. I explored the ricockculous delights of the Pulse II here. This new edition aims (and squeezes and slides) to intensify your...

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IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light

$12.99 from IllumiBowl »

Light up your john as bright as your Christmas tree with an IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light. Clark Griswold-approved, the IllumiBowl gives you: A) an alternative to blasting your eyes with the overhead light in the bathroom...

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Levimoon - The World's First Levitating Moon Light

$199.99 from Coocepts »

In one Shopping Cart, you hold the Levimoon, what creator (or "crater!") Coocepts calls the World's First Levitating Moon Light. In the other, you hold the Moon Ring, a lovely, "special"-looking jewelry box that opens...

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Nanodots 216 Sets

$34.99 - $39.99 from Nanomagnetics »

You have to be at least 18 years old to buy Nanodots. Because they're as dangerous in the hands of children as tobacco products. And porn. Precision-milled from sintered neodynium-iron-boron, each teeny tiny Nanodot is...

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Twisty Glass Blunt

$44.99 from 7pipe »

The first time I saw 7pipe's Twisty Glass Blunt was in a video with a shot of a lady taking a hit off one and then blowing out birthday candles. Good stuff in, bad stuff out, and now we eat cake!...

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Firebiner Carabiner & Firestarter

$19.99 from Outdoor Element »

Half-carabiner...half-firestarter. But stronger than both. Ahhh, the Firebiner hybrid is a multi-tool straight out of Underworld...

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HyperChiller Iced Coffee Maker & Drink Chiller

$45 from Hyperchiller »

If you can hold your horses and swirl your wrist for 60 seconds or so, pure, refreshing iced coffee to start the day, or keep you chugging along through it, is yours. HyperChiller cools fresh hot coffee into fresh iced...

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AleHorn Drinking Horns & Tankards

$27.99 - $48.99 from AleHorn »

Game of Thrones-inspired AleHorns give you at least one of the tools you'll need to drink like the head of a House of Westeros. (You're on your own for the arrogance, swagger, hunger for power, and thirst for blood.)...

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EcoQube C Aquarium

The EcoQubeC Aquarium is for all the kiddies, girlfriends, and mamas on your gift list this year who are responsible...ish. The desktop Betta fish tank does accommodate a single live fish, which will need to be fed and...

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Dino Pet Bioluminescent Night Light

$49.90 from Biopop »

If you're getting a Dino Pet as a gift for your kid, tell them it's a dinosaur crossed with a firefly. If you're getting one as a gift for a geek, tell them it's a unicellular marine algae crossed with the biological...

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Tekto Gear Fixed Blade Knives

$39.99 from Tekto Gear »

Tekto Gear's fixed blade knives join their Tactical Slingshots in the company's quest to fully pimp out your outdoor gear bag. The Tsume, Tekina, and Korudo blades are all lightweight and made of stainless steel. All...

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Jamstick Wireless Smart Guitar

$279.99 from Zivix »

The Jamstik+ is a portable digital guitar that...someone appears to have confused for a zombie and hacked up into little pieces. But while the part of the instrument Zivix would now like to sell you is missing its body...

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Darts Connect Online Dartboard

$129 from Darts Connect »

Darts Connect caught my attention because it's not often that I think someone besides me has a really good idea*. Darts masters who don't have time, or the inclination to battle the weather, to hit the bar, plus those...

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Morphine Lips Lip Balm

$24.99 from Morphine Lips »

Mmmm, Morphine Lips. That sounds sexy. ... When I've just had 4 impacted wisdom teeth pulled. I don't know, dude. If we're talking about a lip balm that's supposed to make me want to kiss a lady because it promises to...