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Lovely - The Smart Wearable Toy for Couples (NSFW)

By: on November 03, 2017
$109
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Want to see the fruits of Lovely's labor? Check out the wearable couples' sex toy's outstanding video. Starring: a banana; a peach; a cantaloupe; an orange; and an eggplant. Their performances are stellar. Riveting. Penetrating. I'm in a coffee shop right now, and I didn't even have to turn the video's sound on to know exactly what Lovely is, what it does, and all the ways I can use it, plus its accompanying enhancement app / sex coach.

I love how Lovely co-opts the term "wearable" as a euphemism for "cock ring and vibrator." I mean, it is technically a wearable, but you won't be wearing this piece of smart tech to count steps or track your heart rate (though Bondara did tease the SexFit concept as a sexual activity tracker a few years ago.) Rather, Lovely is a ring that fits over a male's penis, with a female-friendly ribbed "arrowhead" on the end that functions as a vibrator.

Regarding physical, tactile use, I'll leave you to determine what the Lovely benefits of this couples' toy would be. From a smart tech perspective though, Lovely's schtick is to learn your lovemaking style, and send the information to the Lovely app. Each time you finish a session, you can review it on the app, where Lovely will make suggestions for new positions, stimulation techniques and sex-related ideas you might also enjoy.

And, OK, Lovely does make a foray into the tracking business with an in-app estimation of the calories you burned during sex.

Feeling Lovely today? Get one of the smart sex toys for you and your s.o. at 35% off retail price for a limited time.

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