Yaasa Infinity Blanket with Celliant Tech
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A blanket with special (FDA-determined special) Celliant fibers that give it the ability to increase blood flow, aid in recovery, and get more restful sleep just by wrapping up all Neflix & chill cozy on the couch in it? Yaasa, please!
I don't know if Yaasa Studios' Infinity Blanket claims are a bunch of hogwash or not, but the company sure does harp on their legitimacy with the whole "FDA-determined" qualifier and the registered trademark symbol on the blanket's prized Celliant technology. According to Yaasa, Celliant fibers are able to absorb and recycle your body's natural heat into infrared light, which they then bounce back into your tissues to provide the health benefits outlined above.
Infinity Blankets are also made green, with both eco-friendly materials and practices. Up to 12 plastic water bottles are recycled to drive the production of each blanket.
The Infinity Blanket shown here is Yaasa's full size version, measuring 57" x 77". Its Celliant composition is 28%, with the rest of the blanket made up of organic cotton.
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