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The Manual to Manhood

By: on November 19, 2014
$10.16
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Some dude at work gave me this Manual to Manhood malarkey. Like, he was under the impression that I don't know how to tie a tie or cook a steak or change my oil. Which is true, but I'm not sure why I'd waste my time reading a book on how to do those things when my mama is already so good at them. That's what I told my co-worker. And then I offered to demonstrate just how alive and well my manhood is by ramming The Manual to Manhood: How to Cook the Perfect Steak, Change a Tire, Impress a Girl & 97 Other Skills You Need to Survive up his ass.

Jonathan Catherman's manual to not being a soft, incapable pansy imparts 100 tips and how-tos for mastering the most crucial of skills and character traits that will define you as a Man. These include instructions for:

  • Wearing cologne correctly
  • Grilling a steak
  • Tying a tie
  • Managing money
  • Talking to a girl
  • Planning a date
  • Writing a resume
  • Asking for a reference
  • Cleaning a bathroom [um, what?]
  • Throwing darts
  • Changing a tire
  • How to behave during a traffic stop
  • Folding a shirt
  • Clearing a sink drain
  • Finding a stud in a wall

Because men are visual creatures, The Manual to Manhood also includes supporting social media and a bunch of boob photos. Just kidding, but it is illustrated.

The Manual to Manhood is a top Dude Gift for a Man (who isn't me) pick.

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