How to Live with a Huge Penis
Puberty was a really uncomfortable and difficult time for me. To the point that my mama went out and hired a shrink. At the end of the second session though he put his pen down and said, "Son, you really don't need me. What you need this book." And then he handed over How to Live with a Huge Penis. Life's been pretty good ever since. For both myself and the ladies. Well I mean, it will be for the ladies once I complete my rest-of-body transformation into Ryan Gosling and can convince them to engage in conversation and sex with me.
And for my skeptical comrades out there, don't think it is just I who found the strength to embrace my extra-long, extra-engorged organ in a self-help book. I hear How to Live with a Huge Penis has delivered guidance and coping mechanisms similarly invaluable to other heroic men of great stature too. Chuck Norris. Khal Drogo. Madonna.
Specifically, this paperback explores and allays insecurities about the genetic birth defect known as Oversized Male Genitalia. According to authors Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG each year. If you're one of them, they urge you not to accept being thrust to the outskirts of society. Don't allow people to poke fun or make you feel inadequate. Learn how to do some thrusting and poking yourself! Prove adequacy is in the eye of the...eye sitting at the end of a 12" donkey dong! In addition to bringing you reassurance and hope, How to Live with a Huge Penis imparts information on:
- Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
- Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
- Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
The volume also includes prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts.
Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.