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Virtual Mate Virtual Intimacy System (NSFW)

Posted: February 21, 2019

Get your 55-gallon barrels of lube out, dudes, because Virtual Mate is about to unleash some very slick new technology. Forget gifts for your girlfriend, this hyper-realistic VR sex game for your PC, laptop, mobile device, or VR Headset will give you a gift of your girlfriend. Her name is Sheila.

And she's hot. Well, 8/10 hot face, 10/10 hot body in my opinion. She talks kinda like she's had a mild stroke, but hey, you're not here to buy a virtual intimacy system for the great conversation, are you?

In addition to the highly realistic Sheila game graphics, Virtual Mate comes with a multi-functional piece of hardware they call the Core. As in the Core of your lust. The Core of your pleasure. The Core of the reason you start staying home alone on Friday nights rather than risking another bunk Tinder date that goes nowhere. The Core collects and transfers motion data (i.e., jacking off) to your Virtual Mate. Sheila can "feel" and react to depth, speed, and strength, and respond in real-time.

As for the game component of Virtual Mate, you can choose from 3 play modes: Story; Fast; and VR. According to Virtual Mate, going with Story Mode allows plots to unravel and grow in the same way as a big-budget Hollywood film. You'll learn more about Sheila as you spend time together, and "build a deeper connection with her. It's a physical, mental, and emotional journey."

Eh. You lost me there, Virtual Mate. What if Sheila turns out to be BSC? Or just kinda needy and boring? What happens if I break it off with her? Is she going to go psycho and infiltrate all my tech? Start stalking my wife, get into my Nest thermostat, and...oh shit. What's an angry Sheila going to do to Alexa?

Then again, hmmm.... That could be a good fight. Might even make pissing Sheila off worth it.

OK, Virtual Mate, I'm back on board.

At printing, Virtual Mate was gearing up for an IndieGoGo campaign, with an option for interested horn dogs to sign up for notification when it launches. Introductory pricing will be $99.

And, yes, Virtual Mate does plan to expand your virtual girlfriend options beyond Sheila, as soon as the system gets authorization from hot celebrities and old white guys holding hot character licenses to turn their likenesses into Virtual Mates.

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