From Delightful to Disturbing: 15 Personalized Gifts

LEGO my head! Your personalized LEGO minifigure awaits, at least from the neck up, courtesy of your submitted photos and Funky 3D Faces' 3D printing skills. The Etsy shop will transform any man, woman, or child submitted into a sandstone material head with a 5mm diameter hole on the bottom. A hole in your head you need, for once, because it will allow you to snap your LEGO self onto any standard LEGO minifigure body out there. Cowboy, firefighter, superhero, Chandler Bing, George Costanza, you name it.

Meaningful Moments is a collective of independent artists using standout and offbeat ideas and techniques to create one of a kind pieces for indoor and outdoor display. The Meaningful Moments Portraits collection consists largely of designers who use elements of nature to transform your handsome mug, or that of someone you love, into a unique piece of art.

There are DiVine Personalized Vine Portraits. Face The Forest Personalized Nature Portraits (lookin' good, McAdams!) Personal Island and Pebble Portraits. And, courtesy of Karol Wickert, Personalized Pot Portraits that transform your submitted photograph into "cannabis-infused work of art!" Digital cannabis, I'm afraid, not the 3D scratch 'n' sniff 'n' smoke kind.

You've had your face on a stamp. On a superhero action figure. Even on a super creepy mask worn by someone who is not you. But perhaps the best place of all for your face...uh, next to your head...is on an animal cookie. Not only is this medium edible, delicious, and addicting, but the philosophical discussions crunching on these custom cookies while high could generate about stuffing your face...with your face would probably result in life-changing enlightenment.

Parker's Crazy Cookies handles the transformation of flour, sugar, and non-hydrogenated palm oil into a low-sugar, low-fat, palm-sized version of you. Cookies are "printable" as people, pets, or logos/objects and typically sold in quantity, ranging in price from $0.85 to $5.99 apiece.

25inch is blow-up doll meets...your face. Is it cool or weird to own a 2-foot-tall inflatable replica of yourself? If you think cool, 25inch.me invites you to grab your favorite headshot and upload it for transformation into an adorable, air-filled you.

And if you think weird, 25inch.me invites you grab your favorite headshot of your friend Cornelius - maybe the one of him passed out with some meringue and a drawing of a special body part on his face - and upload it for transformation....

Firebox will personalize these Freak Masks with your own face, or the face in any photo you upload and send them. They're basically Zentai suits for just your face - stretchy, breathable balaclavas that conform to all your bulges and curves for an effect that is, in a word, freaky. Whether you're wearing your own face or someone else's, using a photo of one smiling purdy or contorting their face and squinting their eyes like they're pinching off a fat one, Freak Masks' frozen expressions and weirdly smooth texture will ruffle and disturb anyone who sees them.

Dudes, check out the Wobbling Willy's practical application for all those selfies you've been taking. Your face on a dildo. A way, way sexier (and more functional!) gift for your girlfriend than that framed dick pic you originally had in mind.

The Wobbling Willy is an adorable little dildo man who's got manliness spewing out of both ends: a 7-1/2", 100% silicone-sculpted penis on the one; and a hand-sculpted polymer clay likeness of you on the other.

I'd say a Custom Shrunken Head Replica would make a great revenge gift for a frenemy, but given its cost and, more importantly, sheer awesomeness, I think I'd like one of Supermongrel Studios' ultra-realistic tribal trophies of and for myself.

Or maybe for myself, but of my ex-girlfriend Karen, who surely would have her head shrunken for real if she lived amongst the Jivaroan tribes in the Amazon. I could hang the replica from my rearview mirror to ward off break-ins, as any person who came face-to-face with an even scarier version of that evil scorpion of a woman would never come near another 2021 Porsche Panamera again.

Yeah, fine, 2016 Honda Accord.

And if you're not into your privates on a pendant, Musch Musch will also hand make (hand job?) photos of your very own penis, vagina, boobies, or butthole into a bracelet, a mug, or a 3D piece of wall art! Talk about a crotch shot jackpot!

To jack off, er, I mean kick off your Musch Musch custom naughty bits transformation process, you'll need to capture some choice photos of the body part you want immortalized. Musch Musch typically needs just one photo of vagina, boobie, and butthole requests, and would like them taken directly from the front. Penises are more workable with a 270-degree view, so you'll snap one image from the front, and one from each side (to the delight of men who dig taking dick pics).