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Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie/the-6800-84-mpg-elio-7809.jpg "The $6,800, 84 MPG Elio")
Just to calm your immediate concerns, yes, the forthcoming Elio will be available in colors other than Ghostbusters Slimer. An American-made, China-priced 3-wheeler, Elio heralds itself as a next-generation personal transporter. Able more...
/the-batmobile-jr-7297.jpg "The Batmobile Jr.")
Motor trike. Until about 3 seconds ago that term seemingly would have referred to something incredibly lame, wouldn't it? Especially when used in tandem with descriptors such as "electric vehicle" and "eco-friendly". Puh. Conserving more...
/mercier-jones-hovercraft-6189.jpg "Mercier-Jones Hovercraft")
The Mercier-Jones' Hovercraft can achieve a lift of 8 inches. Wait, don't stop reading! I know that's not an epic flying car, or even Hoverbike, altitude, but consider this: would Big Brother really allow a private company to make and sell mile-high Maseratis to the general public? Even the very rich general public? We already have proper aircraft small and large that individuals can buy and self-navigate more...
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An airplane with the cockpit of a Lotus sports car that can float or fly at the behest of a pilot without a true pilot's license. The ICON sounds like a terrific idea! Apparently in 2004 the FAA did something inconceivable: it lessened more...
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The Hoverbike is what happens when one really wants to be a superhero, but really needs to figure out a way to more efficiently herd cattle. Aussie Chris Malloy has created a prototype for this motorcycle-helicopter hybrid, with the more...
/Jet-Turbine-Powered-Batmobile-536.jpg?mode=crop "Jet Turbine Powered Batmobile")
If you thought the TRON Lightcycle was awesome (and expensive) prepare your senses for overload as they take in this Batmobile replica. It's street registered in the US, so if you dream of trying your hand at Batman-style rogue crime fighting, the time is now. In fact, if you do proceed with the financing and down payment, you'll have no choice but to hone your skills of stealth and combat, because more...
/stree-legal-airplane-6885.jpg "Street Legal Airplane")
Here comes the airplane! And, holy crap, it's cutting off Lambos and riding the asses of Ducatis. We've seen the motorcycle that flies with the Hoverbike. Now it's time to behold the airplane that's street legal--under motorcycle designation--with more...
/Knight-XV-Fully-Armored-SUV-2001.jpg "Knight XV Fully Armored SUV")
Conquest purports to marry "ultra-luxurious" with "fully-armored" in its forthcoming handcrafted SUV, the Knight XV. Historically, this type of marriage has not ended well (see: the reigns of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette; Nicholas more...
/delorean-time-machine-rental-7118.jpg "DeLorean Time Machine Rental")
Time Machine Rental.com will neither confirm nor deny the functionality of their DeLorean's flux capacitor, but they do make mention of animated interior interfaces and buttons and switches that light up like a Christmas tree on the more...
/hennessey-venom-gt-worlds-7428.jpg "Hennessey Venom GT - World's Fastest Hypercar")
Earning the title of World's Fastest Hypercar...available for consumer purchase...means hitting a top speed of 265.7 mph at the United States Naval Air Station Lemoore in Central California, and claiming to still have the juice (and more...
If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers' (absolutely, 100% legal) handheld bolt of pure spectral power counts amongst its marketable skills the ability to: Sear through ornery plastic, pop bitch-ass balloons, burn continuously, 24/7, without sustaining damage to its laser diode, function in 9 different operating modes, including Strobe, Constant Wave, SOS, Beacon, and Tactical Hibernation, emit 0.25 Lux of light at a distance of 6,856 meters, turn anyone it hits in the eye at a distance of 149 meters or less into Ray Charles, minus the musical talent and soul.
And if that weren't enough to get it laid every day for the duration of its 5,000+-hour serviceable life, Guinness is currently testing the S3 Arctic for the official title of World's Most Powerful Laser.
The S3 Arctic Series Laser resides in an aircraft grade aluminum chassis that's smaller than a standard flashlight.
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The Mosler RaptorGTR compares itself to the Bugatti Veyron SuperSport and Lamborghini Aventador. But only to point out that, in terms of power-to-weight ratio, it is better than both of them. (Though in terms of marketing savvy and more...
/delorean-ateam-van-bond-3107.jpg "Hollywood Wheels for Hire")
McFly! I pity the fool who lives in the UK, and doesn't get Pussy Galore on the road in one of these famed vehicle replica rentals. Yeah, baby! From Back to the Future's DeLorean and the A-Team van, to James Bond cars and Austin Powers' more...
/hoverbike-ii-aerofex-aerial-atv-4731.jpg "Hoverbike II - Aerofex Aerial ATV")
As if a Hoverbike Part I weren't mind-blowing enough, Manhattan Beach aerospace engineering firm Aerofex is tossing its own aerial ATV prototype into the pool of flying bikes most recently filled by Australian fabricator Chris Malloy. more...
/The-Lean-Mean-Green-Machine-1233.jpg?mode=crop "The Lean Mean Green Machine")
Part superhero transportation, part adult sized go kart, one thing is for sure, this is a suicide machine. But think what fun you'll have right up until the point of death! And then you can have all of your loved ones say, "At least more...
/arrinera-supercar-3578.jpg "Arrinera Supercar")
In the grand tradition of comparing cars to women, the Arrinera supercar is like your mom. Dynamic, powerful, programmed to watch your back, classy with very expensive tastes, but...sorry...still available for purchase and the ride more...
/shelby-supercars-tuatara-4631.jpg?mode=crop "Shelby Supercars Tuatara")
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing right here. I've got four-eleven positrack out back. Seven-fifty double pumper. Edelbrock intake, bored over thirty, eleven to one pop up pistons. Turbo jet, three ninety horse power. We're more...
/lamborghini-aventador-lp-7004-4292.jpg "The Dark Knight Rises Car")
When the Dark Knight rises he'll be chillin' in carbon fiber, revving a 700 HP V12 engine, and surging from 0 to 62 mph in 2.9 seconds. The Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 makes its big screen debut--and probably one of its only US debuts, more...
/Maserati-GranCabrio-Fendi-383.jpg?mode=crop "Maserati GranCabrio Fendi")
I always thought Maserati held a nice position in the luxury/exotic auto market. Not quite the F U egocentricity of Ferrari or Lambos, but still better than Mercedes, BMW, Audi et al. And the logo is pretty tough to beat. more...
/The-Worlds-Most-Powerful-Laser-100.jpg?mode=crop "The World's Most Powerful Laser")
