I F**king Love You Morse Code Necklace
The I F**king Love You Morse Code Necklace from Cursing in Code falls somewhere between an engagement ring and the You Is Fine Bears when it comes to gifts for your girlfriend that will make her heart melt this Valentine's Day.
The emotional proclamation delivered via coded communication takes necklace form courtesy of metal beads representing Morse code's dots and dashes. Cursing in Code makes the I F**king Love You jewelry in your choice of a sterling silver or 14k gold-filled chain and beads.
If you're into loving, but not fucking loving someone, or perhaps the other way around, Cursing in Code can customize morse code necklaces with your own words or messages too.
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