Bathtub Cocktail Glass with Working Sprayer
I stared at this bathtub cocktail glass - with working, battery-operated sprayer! - for a good 7 minutes before giving up. What the coladas and cabernets is this thing?...
E102: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 102 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Belgian Balance Siphon Coffee Maker
Whether you're a coffee connoisseur or just a fan of low-tech gadgets, this Belgian balance siphon coffee maker is going to add some panache along with a caffeinated jolt to your kitchen...
Metal Handsaw Art
Cindy Chinn didn't hand-saw these handsaws into the stunning scenes and pieces of art you see here, but she did hand-cut them with a plasma torch. And, from cowboys to emus, fishermen to Bigfoot, her technique is definitely...
Wood & Titanium Engagement Ring
Shine bright like a...piece of Patagonian virapita wearing this titanium band engagement ring topped with a radiant-cut piece of wood. A good 3 carats from the looks of it...
SpyderPong
Get ready to maneuver through SpyderPong's web of mashups. The net-on-net table game from Franklin Sports combines elements of ping-pong, volleyball, and 4-square into a single competitive endeavor playable by up to 6...
Carbon Composite Mandalorian Helmet
Keith Robinson's carbon composite Mandalorian Helmet gives all of you Mando cosplayers one more reason to never take off your helmets: no way anyone's gonna wanna see your face more than this sick aerospace-quality prop...
PARAX Wall-Mounted Bicycle Holders
Not only do these wall-mounted bicycle holders from PARAX take up virtually no space in your home (though the same can't be said for your bike itself) they look almost artful doing it. PARAX's S-RACK and L-RACK model...
Giant Wood S'mores Station
You want s'more s'mores? OK, dude, here's the fixin's for about five hundred of the graham sandwiched chocolatey-marshmallow campfire treats, courtesy of Reclaim and Refurbish's giant wood s'mores station...
Speedland SL:PDX Trail Running Shoes
I don't know if Speedland's SL:PDX trail running shoes will up your trail running game, but the Portland brand's high-performance, modifiable footwear will certainly up your mint green fashion game...
WARNING: A couple of the personalized gifts in my 15-strong collection of personalized gifts aren't just disturbing, they're a little NSFW. And the last one is both very disturbing and very NSFW. Because when I say "personalized gifts" I do mean gifts made in a person's likeness, but not necessarily...
ChickenStone - Roast a Whole Bird in Half the Time
Um. Are you sure, ChickenStone, you wouldn't rather be called CockStone? I mean, I know I'm immature and all, but what human person could consider the ChickenStone's function - to roast a whole bird 50% faster than normal...
Edible Food Crayons Seasonings & Condiments
Edible Crayons? Edible Crayons?! Everything my mama taught me as a kid - namely, what she taught me not to eat - is going out the window. Joining Edible Birthday Candles and Edible Printer Paper, we now have Food Crayons...
RampShot Backyard Game
RampShot calls its backyard game - or beach game, or park game, or tailgate game - "cornhole on steroids," and I don't know if that intrigues or intimidates me. I mean, I once got a black eye from playing your plain ol'...
X Rocker Pro H3 Vibrating Gaming Chair
Hey, who put a quarter in my gaming chair? X Rocker's Pro H3 Vibrating Gaming Chair probably caters to gamers too young to get that joke...or adults who aren't really in the market for getting laid anyway...but when can...
The Buttress Pillow Mini Butt Keychain
Wait, I thought the trend was for butts to get bigger, not smaller, but here The Buttress Pillow goes shrinking their pinchable, squeezable ass down into the Mini Butt Keychain. Maybe it's a fair trade-off though: less...
TILI Minimalist Fixed-Blade Pocket Knife
TILI. Rhymes with "lily." But this fixed-blade pocket knife ain't no pretty, sweet-smelling flower. Well I mean, it is kind of pretty, and while I doubt the blade has any sort of floral aromas to it, if you like the scent...
hOmeLabs Chill Pill Countertop Ice Maker
There are so many countertop ice makers out there right now. I've even written about 3 of them, the Opal Nugget Ice Maker being the most memorable. Until now. hOmeLabs did themselves a great service in cube design and...
Star Wars Darth Vader 1oz Silver Coin
This Star Wars Darth Vader Coin isn't just made of 1 ounce of pure silver, it's made by a real, functional mint - the New Zealand Mint - for a real, functional country - Niue!...
E101: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 101 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
KEA KIT Outdoor Survival System
Get a leg up on nature with the KEA KIT outdoor survival system. KEA KIT. KEA KIT. That's an interesting name. Please tell me there's no assembly required for proper use. That I don't have to follow obscure line drawing...
Reef Spackler Golf Sandal
Not sure about the flip-flops part, but Reef's Spackler Golf Sandals aren't wrong in suggesting golf and beer go well together. A (very) limited edition release from the brand, the Spackler Golf Sandal builds on Reef's...
Cracker Throw Pillows
Check out my cracker throw pillow. Pretty Ritzy, eh? With a handful of realistic 3D designs to choose from, these soda crackers are crackin' me up. They also come in round and rectangular shapes, so you can use your home...
Toilet Paper Origami
Where was Toilet Paper Origami hiding when I was compiling my list of 16 products to help you host a better dinner party? Rose-folded t.p. in the shitter?! That would have been #1!...