Studebaker Portable Boombox

$198.88 Amazon »

Studebaker's SB2140R Portable Boombox is a mashup of the ages. Housed in its prime 80s case are a Boomer AM/FM radio, a Gen X cassette deck, a Millennial CD player, and a Gen Z Bluetooth receiver and transmitter. The...

Estwing Special Edition Fireside Friend Axe

$58.57 Amazon »

If I could have only one fireside friend, would it be Estwing's Special Edition Fireside Friend Axe, or my friend Cornelius? Hmmm, I can't decide. Let's go over the merits of both...

Mandalorian Playing Cards

$12.92 Amazon »

I know the Mandalorian Playing Cards are named after The Mandalorian and all, but really? Grogu isn't the character theory11 picked for the King? Is Migs Mayfeld at least the Joker?...

Wicked Brick LEGO Display Cases

$30 - $280 Wicked Brick »

You just spent nine...hundred hours putting that master-level LEGO set together, so Wicked Brick figures one of their display cases might be in order to protect and show it off...

Upaloop Fitness Stool

$84.97 Amazon »

Upaloop-a, doompa-de-doo / I've got a brand new workout for you. Upaloop-a, doompa-de-dee / A fitness stool that will shrink a belly...

Whiskee Straw

$14 - $18 Whiskee Straw »

Iced coffee and chocolate milk. Protein shakes and smoothies. And, while the Whiskee Straw doesn't directly relate to the whiskey spirit, it can certainly get in the whiskey spirit and mix up Manhattans and Old Fashioneds...

Suede Wallpaper

$199 Articture »

Articture's Suede Wallpaper isn't just wallpaper made of suede, it's wallpaper made of suede, and then decked out in some of the sickest, trippiest, and - be still, my heart! - most beautiful designs I've seen hanging...

FireGlobe Fire Pit

$399.95 Amazon »

Eva Solo can help you be anything but, cozying up at their FireGlobe fire pit with your favorite lady or dude. Or, maybe even better, a furry friend who likes to cuddle...

AirSilo Electric Ball Pump

Sold Out Amazon »

I like that the AirSilo is an electric ball pump, meaning I don't actually have to pump it to inflate my balls, and risk tiring out my arm and wrist so much I'm left with no energy to play with my balls after I inflate...

CookieCup Cookie Dunking Cup

$13 - $20 CookieCup »

Coming up with cookie dunking solutions must be a profitable business, because the CookieCup patent-pending cookie dunking cup is the 6th product I've run that claims to give cookies easier / better / neater / more comprehensive...

Rolls of Fat Sofa

No, designer Ubald Klug didn't really name this luxe couch the Rolls of Fat Sofa. This dude, the world's most cutting, yet fair, critic did. That's all I see when I look at it. Layers and layers of visceral fat. And...

Collide Connecting Engagement & Wedding Rings for Men

$1,500 - $2,500 Collide Rings »

Collide Rings, a set of connecting engagement and wedding rings for men, are for all the dudes out there who want to show the world they're taken from the moment their lady says, "Yes." Or, I suppose, Collide Rings are...

Hot Wheels Night Shifter Luggage

Discontinued

It's Hot Wheels for smooth travels with the kids. And not just because this Night Shifter luggage from MaxToy will help keep your wee one entertained as s/he drags it through the airport and plays with it at the gate...

Gozney Dome Professional Grade Outdoor Oven

$1,499 Gozney »

Gozzz-ney-gee, that Dome is a fine-lookin' professional grade outdoor oven! Even finer when I hear Gozney designed their new Dome for both the beginner and the "Yes, Chef!" to do wood-fired roasts, smokes, steams, or...

Evelyn Bracklow Ants Dinnerware

Ants on your dishes. I guess it's better than ants in your pants? German artist Evelyn Bracklow merges the elegant with the repulsive in her Chitins Gloss series of ant-covered dinnerware...

Curling Zone Indoor Hovering Curling Set

$105.99 Amazon »

Having trouble getting ice time...on the curling rink? Worry not, because the Curling Zone indoor curling game brings the Olympic sport's laser precision and watching-paint-dry excitement right to your living room! The...

E135: What Is This Thing?

Discontinued

Welcome to Edition 135 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Persuasion Deck - A Tool to Help You Be More Persuasive

$5.99 Amazon »

The Persuasion Deck, "A Tool to Help You Be More Persuasive," sounds to me like a kinder, gentler version of Robert Greene's The 48 Laws of Power. Developed by BestSelf, the deck even states it's here to help you "Get...

Widescape WS250 Stand-Up Snowmobile

$7,099 Widescape »

From stand-up desk at work to...stand-up snowmobile at play? The Widescape WS250 is the world's first stand-up snowmobile, an off-trail ride with an anti-slip platform users stand on to make their snowmachining experience...

Yoga Auxiliary Chair

$76.90 Amazon »

Yoga Auxiliary Chair? Yoga Auxiliary Chair? Psssh, yeah. Yoga Auxiliary Chair. This is a sex chair if I ever saw one. Even the lady "doing yoga" on it looks like she supports my position. (And looks like she could support...

ArmPull Hands-Free Door Handle

$40.50 Amazon »

ArmPull is from the maker of FootPull. Not to be confused with the maker of LegPull, which is your grandpa, your drunk uncle, or your annoying coworker who is all over the Meow Hear This and Toilet Goblin. Correction...

Smartphone Mobile Mini Dome for Over/Underwater Photos

$45 - $49 SJPRO »

Photographs over water. Photographs underwater. And photographs over-underwater, also known as split photos, also known as catching the moment your kid - or your grandma - breaks the surface of the pool doing their first...

Pad of Butter Notepad

Discontinued

I've got a message for you. A message of pure, buttery goodness. The Pad of Butter Notepad will make a fun addition to the desktops of anyone with a quirky sense of humor and, of course, anyone like me who enjoys a good...

Custom Stuffed Pet Replicas

$99 - $169 Etsy »

Um. Aside from the fact that that cat's sitting politely and perfectly still on a human hand, I can't even tell it's a custom stuffed pet replica, and not just a, like, pet...