Welcome to Edition 139 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Obviously, this instant Sandwich Decruster & Sealer is made for kids. Spoiled kids. Kids who expect their parents to waste piles and piles of bread over the years so that they don't have to eat the icky crusts, or suffer...

I'm not even going to pretend like a 5'6" LEGO minifigure - sorry, LEGO Maxifigure - isn't an April Fool's joke. Especially since, while the idea for the gag is a good one, LEGO couldn't put more than a modicum of effort...

TSA-approved! Well...maybe not their contents. But Aged & Ore's Bottle Flight, does pass muster in terms of the 3-ounce capacity of each container included in the boozy travel set.

Inside the Bottle Flight's zippered...

Knuckle duster meets axe. Is that a good idea? Certainly the axe won't fall out of your hand when you use it to chop whatever's on the chopping block today, but again I ask, is that a good idea? All those steel spacers...

Not sure Matador Meggings are right for you, dudes? Not sure any leggings, even those designed especially for men and their anatomies, are masculine enough for a place on your legs and crotchal region? Well. Matador Meggings...

Leave the 6-pack of White Claw at home, and enjoy your hard seltzer homemade and straight from the source with the uKeg Twist Seltzer Maker. Available in 24- and 36-ounce sizes, GrowlerWerks' fizzy drink maker looks like...

Open wide, and get ready for a big bite of...cast iron. Or maybe it's aluminum on the menu for you tonight, pizza pan and skillet gripper. Made by Chef Pomodoro, the Pizza Pan Gripper is a wrench-style tool made to help...

Looks like a watermelon, tastes like a cucumber, pops like a grape. Mouse Melons are itty bitty relatives of the cucumber that look, delightfully, like watermelons sized for your action figures. Or, perhaps in a less...

The Amber OTF automatic knife from Tekto Gear pairs a corrosion-resistant chrome steel blade with a deep red, marbled wood for a piece of EDC you may be more keen to show off on the outside of your pocket than to hide...

All you need to stay afloat this summer is a pair of Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear! A swimsuit and life raft in one!...

Baby, you can drive my car / Yes, I'm gonna be...in the passenger seat sprucing up my hair and beard with one of BLVD Chromb's car and truck combs. Then I'll use the bottle opener at the end to pop open a nice summer...

Welcome to Edition 138 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Boo Bubbles is a great name for Steve Spangler's Bubble Blower Kit, even though it doesn't specifically mention the best part about the bubbles - the dry ice they contain inside. The reasons are twofold: 1) Said dry ice...

I don't know how a real working Invisibility Shield really works, and I don't care. As long as it hides me from solicitors when I lounge in my mama's front yard, my friend Cornelius when I use it to scare the ever-loving...

CheerTok's big, B-I-G, and CheerTok's bad, B-A-D, and CheerTok's boss, B-O-S-S, B-O-S-S, boss. OK, CheerTok isn't so big, being a pocket-sized touchpad, air mouse, presenter, and shortcut Generator. And it's more good...

Grab your friend Cornelius and do a loop-de-Loopita on this slick double chaise lounge from Mexico City-based furniture designer LEFT. Actually, maybe grab your wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, instead. LEFT says the...

BreakWooden transforms wood nuggets and resin goo into a collection of striking, nod-to-nature keyboard wrist rests. We've certainly seen these two materials come together before in a similar fashion to make coffee tables...

Yep, it ISAKOK. Shooting long and strong out of the Cock Cannon, just like the classic snake-in-a-can prank, but, you know, with a glorious 2-1/2-foot trouser snake as the projectile instead of a cheesy blue reptilian...

I'd never seen yooperlite before today, but after just a few seconds of gazing at the UV-fluorescent stones, and the designs Palcamsol Distributing has turned them into, has me going all Fred Flintstone and saying, "Yooper...

The MecArmy SGN4 is a USB-rechargeable LED flashlight with 160 lumens of power and a 40-meter beam projection distance stuffed into a case sized for keychain EDC...

The Trigmate is one of those kids' "toys" that is actually an educational tool. It's a tricky triggy! The wooden doohickey endeavors to teach them angles, length measurements, area, geometry, trigonometry, experiments...