Hand-Wrought Damascus Steel & Wood Rings

Steven Wyatt of WedgeWood Rings handcrafts, sands, and polishes every one of his elegant metal and wood combinations to create standout pieces of jewelry that highlight the natural grain and unique characteristics of...

Flashing Finger LED Gloves

$12.99 Amazon »

These flashing finger LED gloves from Luwint can be used to get trippy at shows and raves, get in costume for stage performances, get spirited at sporting events, and get laughed off the road while riding a motorcycle...

PAX 2 Vaporizer

Has Silicon Valley finally tackled--and mastered--the vaporizer? PAX 1.0 and the Stanford Design Program grads who created it set out to make "smoking obsolete" with "superior, beautiful and technologically advanced products."...

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Giveaway: Pet Jellyfish Aquarium

Puppies and kittens for Christmas? How boring and uninspired. This year, enter to win your very own pet jellyfish gliding languorously around a desktop-sized aquarium with a Jellyfish Cylinder Nano and 3 live jellyfish...

Ahhhh, nothing screams, "Merry Christmas!" like synthetic fabrics, tacky embroidery, seizure-inducing patterns, and colors insulting to nature. Here are my picks for most awesomely uggiest of the ug, the Top 10 Ugly Christmas Sweaters for 2015...

Secret Jewels Hidden Jewelry Candles

$19.92 - $34.95 Amazon »

Christmas shopping for the ladies: done. Whether it's wife, girlfriend, Mama, Grandma, sister, daughter, or hostess (of one of the holiday parties you're attending, or that other kind in that other place you go to every...

2-Person Canopy Barrel Sauna

$3,479 Amazon »

Ahhh, a sauna that I don't have to share with half a dozen other sprawled out and sweaty dudes at the gym (dudes who, counterintuitively to the entire point of a sauna, insist on playing games and music on their phones...

Do You Want To Play With My Balls?

$14.95 Amazon »

Do You Want to Play with My Balls? The question has Amazon reviewers riled up. Some are riled up because they're sooooo offended that someone would turn satirical sexual innuendo into a children's book, particularly one...

Freshie Snow Scooter

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Freshie Snow Scooters are foldable gliders for kids ages 4 and up to use on snow, grass, or sand dunes, but as you can see from one of the images in the above gallery, grown men in giant red snowsuits who look like someone...

SurvivAMINO - Survival Protein Substitute

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SurvivAMINO will rePLACE proTEIN. Help you mainTAIN StrenGTH. Eliminate the hasSLE of CHEWing and TASTing FOOD. For active outdoorsman, backpackers, sailors, soldiers, or just mildly active dudes living in suburbia and...

Star Wars: Imperial Assault Game

$109.99 Amazon »

Are you a campaigner or a head-to-head skirmisher? An Imperial overlord or a Rebel hero? Imperial Assault places you and up to 4 friend Corneliuses in the asymmetric board game version of the Star Wars universe, where...

AquaDance Drencher Showerhead

Discontinued

No, I am not showing you the AquaDance Drencher 3-setting 8" curved rainfall showerhead with waterfall mode just because it looks like a vagina...

Breakfast Burrito Maker

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The people want burritos! It's no surprise Hamilton Beach has followed up its wildly popular Breakfast Sandwich Maker with a Breakfast Burrito Maker because, well, the people want burritos! Since 1975, according to Wikipedia...

iceScreen Side View Mirror Mittz

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If you already have an iceScreen for your windshield, or you don't care all that much about being able to see out the front of your car, but those side view mirrors better be frost-free, the makers of the magnetic ice...

Silpat Perfect Cookie Baking Sheet

$19.95 Amazon »

Sure, maybe the cookie dough you've haphazardly slopped on the sheet will taste good. Maybe you can get by with the batter that was a little too runny, or the pinball-sized dollops that grew into baseballs as you scooped...

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

Discontinued

They say this Charlie Brown Christmas Tree is a nice reminder that the holidays are all about love, but I say it's an even nicer way to eliminate the time, hassle, and mess it takes to buy and put up a real tree. What...

DIY AT-AT Cable Organizer

This AT-AT is here not to assault defectors of the Old Republic, but to assault clutter created by tangled webs of cables and cords. The DIY Star Wars combat vehicle kit includes high-grade plywood and basswood cuts...

Compact Titanium Breaching Bar

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Hiding Christmas presents in the old shed in your mama's back yard is a terrific idea. Until the old swollen-up door and its pile-of-crap-on-a-park-bench handle lock get stuck and you cannot access the gifts for giving...

Middle Class Problems

$138.99 Amazon »

Mo' money, mo' problems, right? Never mind starvation and religious persecution. Homes destroyed by conflict or natural disaster. A paucity of healthcare, education, clean water. We're not talking problems of the have-nots...

Insulated Copper Beer Mug

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This copper-plated insulated mug combines the best looking way to drink beer--from a staunch, manly vessel--with the best tasting way to drink beer--frothy and ice cold--with the most practical way to drink beer--from...

Ural Dark Force - The Darth Vader Bike

Discontinued

Ural's Dark Side has...bench seating and a sidecar? A trunk? A max cruising speed of 70mph? The company, a US-based affiliate of Russia's Irbit MotorWorks, has just released the Dark Force motorcycle. It won't take you...

Triple Jet Flame Butane Torch Lighter

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"The fire that you choose to benefit you in your daily motion is essential." Whoa. Is Scorch Torch a manufacturer of lighters or a celebrity spiritual advisor? I just think your Triple Jet Flame butane torch is cool...

Black Retro Nixie Clock

Discontinued

Thirty-year-old nixie tubes and 22 hours of handiwork go into these retro clocks from Nuvitron. The artisans who make them place authentic, Cold-War-era nixie tubes hauled back from a dusty basement in the former Soviet...

Meccano MeccaNoid G15 KS Robot

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Meccano says its supersized, 4-foot-tall Meccanoid G15 KS Personal Robot is suitable for kids 10 and up. I'm mostly interested in the "and up" part. This dude is sweet! He looks like Number 5 from Short Circuit, and seems...