Tabletop Fireplace

Discontinued

Complement those lazy, hazy, crazy...miserable, cold-ass days of winter with a Vigo tabletop fireplace. The piece's dual stainless steel burners run on Moda Flame ventless ethanol fuel, so no electricity, gas, chimney...

Yoogo Self Defense Keychain

Discontinued

It looks like a boomerang, but really the Yoogo Self Defense Keychain just goes BOOM! In your choice of punching, hooking, stabbing, or slashing...

Grubbin' on the Couch Bowls

It's time for a tactical chowdown. No Netflix marathon is complete without a parade of snacks on the coffee table, and every parade marches better with a bowl of Froot Loops as its grand marshal. Frosted Flakes if you...

STORY Levitating Timepiece

$399 - $499 FLYTE »

Remember FLYTE the levitating lightbulb? Its creators have expanded their free-floating repertoire from Edison to Einstein with this levitating timepiece. STORY is a magnet-guided metal ball that rotates around a wooden...

Boa Sofa

$38,855 - $62,164 Switch Modern »

And you thought you'd never find the perfect gift for Medusa and Voldemort. The Boa Sofa was designed by brothers Fernando and Humberto Campana, and I just wonder what this snaky, sultry joint venture says about their...

Gas Powered Mini Trail Bike

$384.64 - $499 Amazon »

Despite getting stuck with the descriptor "Mini Bike," Coleman Powersports' Trail 200U and 100U are not suitable gifts for kids. However, they are bomb diggity on fleek bae, or whatever the Snapchat teens are saying this...

Benny the Jumping Bull Inflatable Hopper

$24.95 - $29.99 Amazon »

Dude! Where was Benny the Jumping Bull and his sick Zorro mask when I was a kid in need of a sidekick (and means of transportation!) for acting out my superhero fantasies? And look. That little girl in the photo isn't...

The Stuff Stopper Under-Fridge Bumper

$12.99 - $24.99 The Stuff Stopper »

The Stuff Stopper stops dropped fish eyes, spilt civet poop coffee beans, and that edible dehydrated zebra tarantula that wasn't quite fully dehydrated from scurrying into the abyss beneath your fridge. Install the extendable...

Life Size King Cobra Snake Statue

Sold Out Amazon »

King Cobra says, "Rise and shine, Cornelius!" And, "Welcome home, She-Ra: Princess of Power!" And, "Whatcha workin' on, Tom from IT?" And, "Hey there, Mama..." Nah. I won't Life Size King Cobra Snake Statue my mama...

Vehicle Tire Snow Socks

$45.99 - $60.99 Amazon »

Super Snow Socks aren't for the interminably cold feet of my girlfriend*, they're for the traction-challenged feet of my car that show up whenever winter drinks too much and then pukes it up all over the road just in...

The Wheel Pull Down Kitchen Faucet

Displease the Captain and he'll throw you overboard squirt you in the kisser with the sprayer of his Wheel Pull Down Kitchen Faucet. Maker Waterstone took its inspiration for this standout fixture from the (super rad)...

Everest Whiskey Decanter Set

Sold Out Amazon »

Need a gift for a man? Even if he doesn't drink whiskey--hell, even if he drinks only Kool-Aid--I think Ashcroft's 5-piece set of Everest glasses and decanter is a jaw-dropper for display. The liquid amber of an 18-year...

Stress Blocks

Sold Out Stress Blocks »

Funny, dice usually cause stress, but these hexahedra were created to fight it. Each of the Stress Blocks' 6 sides is fitted with a different tactile mechanism designed to absorb your nervous energy as you fidget with...

It's On Like Donkey Kong Ring Box

$39 Etsy »

If proposing to your girlfriend with a giant Legend of Zelda Proposal Chest is too over-the-top geeky for you, take a more subtle route with this It's On Like Donkey Kong engagement ring box. Well, subtle at least in...

Combination Bottle Lock

Discontinued

All those times I bring a bottle of vodka to work for lunch and some d-bag from HR sneaks into the freezer and takes a few swigs like I'm not going to notice? Gone. And, at $14.99, the Bottle Lock is way cheaper than...

Bear Gentleman 130dB Personal Alarm

$13.39 - $16.99 Amazon »

Pull his metal wiener and this bear will forget he's supposed to be a "gentleman" and scream to the tune of 130 decibels. In the process, he'll try to help your wife, your lady friend, your mama, or your kiddo draw the...

The Terra Pill Kendama Coordination Toy

$24.99 Amazon »

Terra Kendama has created The Pill, their own redesigned version of the traditional Japanese Kendama toy, to test your hand-eye coordination, balance, and reflexes. These tests are super fun ways to pass the time and...

Seinfeld Set Replica

Discontinued

Better put away those lobster-crushing man hands before you handle this forthcoming Seinfeld Set Replica. At 16-1/2" wide x 11-1/2" deep x 6-1/2" high, Jerry's miniaturized apartment contains over 100 hand crafted, authentically...

Nunchuck Grips - Self-Defense Tool Storage Grips

Discontinued

Squeeze hard and stay safe. Nunchuck Grips are a line of outdoor product grips whose hollow centers make way for your choice of quick-release personal safety gear. Install a pair of Nunchucks on your existing bike's handlebars...

Lechal Vibrating Navigation Insoles

Discontinued

Whoa. Lechal insoles are like NavoPeds come to real life. The inserts and their Bluetooth smart pods automatically pair with your phone to interpret map / navigation data and convert it into haptic feedback, felt as foot...

TAXA TigerMoth Trailer

Pack away your winter blues in the TAXA TigerMoth adventure trailer's roof rack system, tongue-mounted toolbox, front cargo step, and roof cargo deck. Still cold, snowed-in, and melancholy? The camper has even more room...

Pip-Boy: Deluxe Bluetooth Edition

$349.99 ThinkGeek »

Die-hard Fallout fans, avid gamers, and gadget-giddy dudes in general, I present to you: a working Pip-Boy Model 3000 Mk IV replica. Also known as: your Sunday morning hard-on. Sure, you could call ThinkGeek's Deluxe...

Channellock 8.88" Compact Rescue Tool

$54.95 Amazon »

If you're familiar with Channellock's 89 Rescue Tool, the 87 here has come to prove you don't have to be tall and strapping to get the job done. At 2" shorter and 30% lighter than its counterpart, the 87 Rescue Tool equips...

Ruggie Floor Mat Alarm Clock

Discontinued

They say Ruggie is "LOUD." In all caps. It's the equivalent of "a blender going off in your bedroom." Also, the floor mat alarm clock must sense the pressure of your feet for at least 3 seconds before it stops its LOUD...