How to Be a Drug Dealer

$7.99 Amazon »

If Breaking Bad didn't provide enough of an education, How to Be a Drug Dealer should fill in any gaps left in your study to achieve proficiency and realize success in your pursuit of the street pharmacist profession...

The Uncomfortable - Inconvenient Everyday Objects

Oh the fun you could have using some of Katerina Kamprani's Uncomfortable designs to mess with the new guy at work. Give him that disc-headed key to the office. Ask him to water the plants. Invite him to the break room...

Broquets - Gifts with Real Men in Mind

$15 - $99 Broquet »

Broquets are cornucopias of gifts for guys who like to drink with as much style as they do reckless abandon. Guys who are masters of the grill...or at least masters of making sure no one tells them otherwise. Guys who...

Mosquito XE Single Seat Helicopter

$34k - $41k Composite FX »

Composite FX's single seat helicopter is definitely the first mosquito I've ever seen that I don't want to squash between my hands, or watch fly right into a zapper. The company's XE line of Mosquito choppers is intended...

Gentleman's Bogotas - Lapel Lockpicks

$34.95 Rift Recon »

Bogotas fit for a gentleman. Lockpicks that pin and tuck all suave and covert beneath the lapel of my jacket. Now this is something I need...for no reason whatsoever. But I'm not here to talk about what I need. Add Gentleman's...

Carnivore Club - Exclusive Club for Meat Eaters

$50 - $55 Carnivore Club »

A Carnivore Club Tale. It's the beginning of the month and the doorbell rings. First thought: Ugh, what fundraiser, salesperson, or kid selling peanut brittle for judo camp am I going to have to turn down this time? But...

Sobro Cooler Coffee Table

$1,299.99 Amazon »

From Coolest Cooler to cooler coffee table. And like its portable predecessor, Sobro has plenty of gadgety bells (dual speakers on the sides) and whistles (tabletop touch controls for all built-in systems) to complement...

BionicGym - Cardio from Your Couch

$439 BionicGym »

The BionicGym looks like Vibration Plate meets 6-pack ab pad, but creator Louise Crowe says his leg-shaking wraps and the 500 calories per hour they can burn as you Netflix it in your easy chair or FPS game it at the...

Tekto Gear Tactical Slingshots

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Tekto Gear goes tactical with the ping! in their 4-strong series of slingshots. Choose one or more of the following handheld shooters and get over 40% off retail value for a limited time:...

Pack This! Notepad

$8.53 Amazon »

Pack This! Forgetful Jones. Just don't forget where you put Knock Knock's handy traveler's prep list once you fill it in...

Philippe the Skeleton Lamp

Phillipe the Skeleton Lamp is not the first skeleton lamp I've met (see Glass Skull Tiki Torch, Day of the Dead Skull Lamp). But he's definitely the first skeleton lamp I've met named "Phillipe." Which leads me to believe...

The Dude Dog Sweater

$49 - $59 Pendleton »

If The Dude were a dog, there's no question this Pendleton sweater is what he'd wear. But. What kind dog would he be while wearing it? St. Bernard? Shar-Pei? Scruffy hound dog?...

Zen Nixie Tube Clock

$1,625 - $2,005 Dalibor Farny »

Dalibor Farny. Now that's a great name. I'm thinking of using Dalibor for the name of my next pet. That's how great I think the name is. Is that beside the point? Yes. What's right on top of the point then? That he makes...

The Wellness Capsule Modular Outdoor Sauna

I wonder if Kung's Wellness Capsule is like the Cocoon swimming pool. A sauna that restores my life force and makes me feel 20 years younger. Even if it's not, the modular outdoor respite is one of the finest pieces of...

Stargaze Swinging & Reclining Camp Chair

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Lean back, take a sway to and fro', and have a little look at the night sky with NEMO's Stargaze reclining camp chair. A portable seat that swings & leans, leans & swings, the Stargaze looks to help you relax after a...

ASUS RT-AC86U Ultrafast Gaming Router

$122.27 Amazon »

I'm home alone. Eating some guac and Juanita's, playing some War Thunder. And I feel the need. The need for speed. The ASUS RT-AC86U gaming router will not make me a better fighter pilot. But it will probably make my...

EcoQube Air Desktop Greenhouse

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The EcoQube Air, a self-contained greenhouse sized for your desktop, comes from the same cultivators who brought us the aquaponic EcoQubeC Aquarium. The Air trades in the symbiosis between a Betta fish and its water-cleansing...

Vacu Vin Cocktail Layering Tool

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Discover how many layers of drunk you can get tonight (and how many layers of hungover tomorrow) with Vacu Vin's Cocktail Layering Tool. The funnel attachment for bar or shot glasses slows down poured fluids so that even...

Wurf Board Standing Desk Air-Spring Anti-Fatigue Mat

$100.38 - $140.60 Amazon »

The Wurf Board lets you ride the waves...of unending emails...and hang ten...Excel spreadsheets of Q3 product reports...right from your desk, all day long. The anti-fatigue mat for standing desks doesn't just copy the...

Skull Ice Molds

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I've seen skull ice molds before, but never a set that makes a 3D dead man looking downright dapper in a top hat and monocle. His buddy the pirate has a certain charm too. And all 3 of the silicone molds show a remarkable...

BioVessel Living Countertop Composter

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Worms in your food, infesting your kitchen - it's not such a bad thing when contained in the BioVessel. Dump your food scraps into this countertop-sized composter and the worm colony living inside will eat them up, poop...

Life-Size Exorcist Regan Doll

The only thing worse than a Monday is clicking on a link that brings you to a life-size replica doll of possessed Regan from The Exorcist. It just happened to me, and since misery loves company, here you go, dudes. I'm...

Natural Wonders of the World

$29.99 Amazon »

And I think to myself, what a wonder-ful world. At least for now. While we still have the wonders, and while they're still wonderful. Natural Wonders of the World is a new photography collection of jaw-dropping scenery...

Melting Bloody Hand Candle

$35 Etsy »

Now here's a bloody handy gift for Halloween. Bryan Lawrence makes these terrifically creepy candles, you guessed it, by hand, using flesh-colored wax for the outer layers of their fingers and palms, and blood-red on...