Aura Glass Non-Spill Drinking Glasses

$33 Amazon »

Since most of us spin and swish our glasses of wine and whiskey to aerate them anyway, Aura Glass has come up with a (mighty fine looking, I must say) way to do it without sloshing the wine and whiskey all over the table...

School of Hard Blocks - Alphabet Blocks for Adults

The School of Hard Blocks is a set of 12 alphabet blocks modeled after the traditional wood children's blocks, but made of concrete. And made for adults who need to learn, ponder, or build up their own ABCs. Adultery...

Super Mario Tanooki Suit Hoodie

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Mario's Tanooki Suit. Ten-year-old me could not wait to score the onesie that would give me the power to fly and turn to stone and look like I'm humping the air - or maybe little Toad was under there - on the Super Mario...

Rocket Ship Potato Masher

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Might be a while before we can take a rocket ship to mars, so in the meantime, let's take a rocket ship to...mashed potatoes!...

Wet Circuits Water Resistant Power Strip

Discontinued

Wet Circuits sound like something my mama taught me to stay away from. And they still pretty much are. But at least when they're lining up along Hydrofarm's water-resistant power strip, if you're working in the yard...

Haunted Skull Cakelet Pan

$29 Amazon »

Skull "cakelets." Spooky, sinister, and...adorable. Bring on the devil's food, 'cause you're haunting me with your cuteness, little skulls...

Largemouth Bass Slippers

$23.99 Amazon »

Good news, pescatarians! They've finally started making slippers out of fish - check out these largemouth bass slippers! - so you'll have something to wear while everyone else dons their bunnies, piggies, chickies, and...

Phoozy Heat- & Cold-Blocking Phone Thermal Capsule

$34.99 Amazon »

Phoozy thermal capsules protect smartphones from physically destructive temperature swings, similar to how Silent Pocket privacy cases protect them from personally destructive cellular, Bluetooth, WiFi, GPS, RFID, and...

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Giveaway: Layered Wood Soundwave Art & Mobile App

Layered Wood Soundwave Art & Mobile App Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Richard S. of Albuquerque, NM, winner of the Layered Wood Soundwave Art & Mobile App. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage...

THEC64 Mini

$69.99 The C64 »

THEC64 Mini puts tech-nostalgia in the palm of your hand. Who was around when the Commodore 64 launched in 1982? Playing some Lode Runner after school with some Shark Bite fruit snacks and a Capri Sun? Ahhh, gone are...

Star Wars Super Graphic: A Visual Guide

$15.69 Amazon »

Yoda in a Venn diagram. Nicely done, Star Wars Super Graphic. I'll bet the left slice is those who "Do" and the right those who "Do Not," with the Yoda center representing the young Jedis who tell their master, "Alright...

Quiet Punch Doorway Boxing Bag

$169 - $269 Quiet Punch »

Quiet Punch, a square of spring-mounted heavy bag that installs in a doorway, was designed for fighters looking to train outside the gym. But now that the punch buddy is available for pre-order, I think it might set up...

She-Ra Helmet Ring

$39.99 ThinkGeek »

Where was the She-Ra Helmet Ring when I was proposing to She-Ra: Princess of Power?! It's way better than the ring I got her. Like, $30 cheaper too! I knew I should have waited 6 months...

Knork Matte Black Titanium Flatware

$35 Amazon »

Modern, industrial, functional, and Black. Knork's set of matte black flatware brings the company's combo cutlery concept to the Dark Side...

The Dead of Night Zombie Lamp

Discontinued

When you're spooked and unsettled in the dead of night, flick on this zombie lamp and - Waahhh! - realize that's what was spooking and unsettling you in the first place. The Dead of Night Lamp from sculptor and FX artist...

World Travel Tracker Scratch Off Maps

$19.99 Amazon »

A Scratch Off Map. What a fun way to track your world travels, or clever gift for your favorite ostentatious globetrotter with a mild gambling compulsion! The World Travel Tracker Maps from Landmass Goods give you 4 different...

LumiSign Custom LED License Plate Frame

Discontinued

Put your name - or your opinions - in lights. The LumiSign is an LED license plate frame that lights up for 3 seconds whenever you brake if you put it on the back of your car, or accelerate if you install it on the front...

Nebula Mars Portable Cinema

Discontinued

The Mars Portable Cinema won't really take you to Mars - you'll have to hold out for Elon Musk on that - but Nebula calls their latest release The World's First Portable Cinema with Theater-Grade Picture and Sound, so...

The Right Cup - Brain-Tricking Flavored Cup

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Brain-tricking and NKOTB-approved, The Right Cup is a scented and slightly flavored water cup designed to engage your senses in a way that will make you think you're drinking sweet and fruity water when all that's inside...

Off-Grid Knives Stout Drop Point Blade

$39.95 Off Grid Knives »

I don't think Off-Grid Knives named their Stout Drop Point Blade after the beer. The "Fat Boy" blade is 2.25" x 1.3" wide and weighs an Eric Cartman (i.e., beefy) 5.29 ounces. Off-Grid says their little chub is "built...

Amabilis Dave Jr. Waterproof Duffel Bag

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Weekend adventurers, consider welcoming Dave Jr. to your family. The little tyke version of Amabilis' Dave Duffel is a bag built to stay strong and dry when you want to travel hard and light...

Enigmaze Internet Password Bracelet

Discontinued

I always wear my heart on my sleeve, my egg on my face, and my internet passwords on my wrist. And surprisingly, the Enigmaze Internet Password Bracelet may be the best of those 3 decisions...

Control-Alt-Delete Knuckle Duster Ring

$40 - $50 Etsy »

Bill Gates recently said he thinks Control-Alt-Delete was a mistake, but I'll bet if he saw the Control-Alt-Delete Knuckle Duster Ring he'd reconsider. Sure, programming Windows' universal Abort! command as 3 keys instead...

Bomber Jacket Leather Swivel Cocoon Chair

$298.11 - $367.97 Amazon »

The Bomber Jacket Leather Swivel Cocoon Chair is like the Evil Villain Chair with a different name. And you know what Shakespeare says about that: "An Evil Villain Chair by any other name would help you devise a plot...