I do like that the Micro-Pop microwave popcorn popper is clearly of a size that indicates its contents are all for me. My concern is, in its attempt to keep others' hands out, the Micro-Pop opening was designed such that...

Baby it's...beyond cold outside. Polar Seal is a forthcoming line of heated tops whose built-in warming elements are designed to heat you to a level of comfort (or at least negative temp bearability) in just 10 seconds...

Brian Marshall's hand carved drinking horns remind us how much artistic talent is out there, and how much Dry January sucks. Sure, I could order a Where the Gods Live drinking horn now and use it as a reward for completing...

Aqua Training Bags bring punching and kicking to the masses. The pros too. Whether you're in MMA training or just looking to add boxing to your gym or home fitness routine, this water-filled bag is kind of a genius piece...

The Flame Flicker makes a roaring fire (thumbs up.) A roaring LED fire (meh, thumbs down.) A roaring LED fire inside a lightbulb (huh? Thumbs...neutral, but ears ready to hear more.)...

Unofficial LEGO meets unofficial Ferris Bueller's Day Off in Citizen Brick's stellar Minifig set. To maintain unofficialness, they call it the "Teenage Car Thieves" Minifig set, but you, me, and Ed Rooney can smell that...

If the tires make the scooter, then yep, this is a Phat Scooter. The Phatty and Phatty Sport are all-electric scooters that swear on a double bacon double cheeseburger topped with onion rings and a fried egg their performance...

You'll earn any meal you cook on the Swedish Fire Torch, a grill assembled with a sectioned stainless steel plate, a set of stabilizing rods, and a log split into quarters. The quarter splitting comes courtesy of you...

It's no Rolex watch, but wearing this chunk of light and time on your wrist could prove to be even more valuable in the long run. The digital watch has built-in CREE LEDs that won't just illuminate your display, but also...

The Schwinn Classic Cruiser indoor bicycle puts a cherry on top of your New Year's resolutions with its authentic retro style. It's a little cutesy for a piece of exercise equipment, but if nostalgia for times gone by...

The Math Dial Watch rings in the New Year not with a 12, not with a midnight, and not with Alexa's response to, "What time is it?" For all the numbers nerds out there, the Math Dial Watch has a formula for your 2018...

FiberFix isn't made out of steel, but with a claimed 100 times the holding power of duct tape, this wraparound adhesive is just about as strong. Post-application, it hardens like steel too. In about 10 minutes. You need...

"Alexa! Purify my air!" The Airmega is a smart air purifier, app-enabled and compatible with the Amazon Echo. In your home or office, the 4-legged cabinet filters out 99.97% of particulate matter from the air you'd presumably...

Pretty fly for a DryGuy. This Force Dry Boot Dryer can suck out the wet and cold from any style of boot or shoe, plus your post-snowman gloves, in 1 to 2 hours. As the name suggests, this plug-in DryGuy uses forced air...

BACtrack would like to help us stop driving drunk. And dialing drunk. And texting drunk. And swiping right drunk. Or at least the first 3...

"Honest Amish?" Isn't that redundant? And clearly, the Amish grow some of the finest beards in the world and across time. So stamping a tin "Honest Amish Beard Balm" is marketing genius. The name sells itself...

MecArmy says their FL10 is "probably the first carabiner coming with a flashlight." Probably. They're too busy churning out TC4 titanium torches styled after climbers' favorite clips to fact check, but...yeah, probably...

I was a fan of the Stikkan kindling maker before it caused a huge fight between me and She-Ra: Princess of Power. I said, "Hey, look at this firewood splitter video. You mount it to a wall or tree outside and it makes...

What the Excuse Me Stool looks like is a chair with a built-in whoopee cushion that auto-inflates when empty and then, when someone sits on it...Ptttthhhhh! Time for the sitter to say, Excuse Me...

Buttermere. Like a portmanteau of butter and cashmere. Sounds so smooth and soft, but really it...cuts like a kniiiife! But if feels so right! Buttermere Blades' handmade knives won't be your most cuddly companions, but...

Vessi's forthcoming knit shoes bring a lightweight sneaker style to the water-deflecting powers of your rain boots. Vessi says their Flash Knit technology will keep the shoes 100% waterproof - and your feet 100% dry up...

It's been a long 4 years since I last saw a New York City Taxi Drivers Calendar, but 2018's edition has broken the dry spell. In a move that pairs the pin-up aesthetic with satire, plus humans' inability to look away...