WaterBrick Stackable Water & Food Storage

$17 - $176 Amazon »

WaterBricks help you prep for emergencies, road trips, and unpacking the groceries after a biannual trip to Costco. The stackable water and food storage containers are made of high density polyethylene (HDPE) strong enough...

Tribe of Mentors: Short Life Advice

$14.87 Amazon »

Tribe of Mentors: Short Life Advice from the Best in the World author, Tim Ferriss, has made quite the name for himself since writing The 4-Hour Workweek. He's a public speaker, podcast host, angel investor, advisor to...

Alexia Ergonomic Meditation Seat

$326.90 - $524.95 Amazon »

The Alexia Meditation Seat makes calming your mind and finding your inner Zen more comfortable with its ergonomic, proper-posture-promoting design. Not sure if it adds anything to "activities" outside of meditation, but...

InstaSaber AR Lightsaber App

FREE InstaSaber »

Recent grads can finally put that rolled-up diploma to good use with the InstaSaber. And everyone else: grab a sheet of copy paper or unopened pack of chopsticks, and prepare for virtual battle with all offending lamps...

ScopeAround Pore & Intraoral Inspection Camera

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And don't think the ScopeAround Fit camera limits you to what's on your skin and inside your mouth. This versatile Wi-Fi video camera and microscope is up for helping you explore all of your orifices. Check to see if...

Cube-Works Self-Destruct USB 3.0 Hub

$59.99 ThinkGeek »

The Cube-Works Self-Destruct USB 3.0 Hub takes a different approach to the 2017 phenomenon of pressing buttons and flipping switches to make yourself feel better. Rather than slapping said buttons and switches on a fidget...

Rover Land & Sea Amphibious RC Car

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An Rover Land & Sea App-Controlled Amphibious Vehicle is a sneaky gift for a kid. Sneaky in that the kid will love being able to use the new toy as easily in a lake or swimming pool as in the living room or backyard...

CigarzUp Beer Bottle Cigar Holder

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A beer in one hand, a cigar in...the same hand. CigarzUp, yep, keeps your cigar up, and at the ready, when you're enjoying a smoke alongside a bottled cold one...

Pulse III Guybrator (NSFW)

$119 Hot Octopuss »

Hot Octopuss gives their trademarked "guybrator" a v.3 upgrade with the Pulse III Solo and Duo. I explored the ricockculous delights of the Pulse II here. This new edition aims (and squeezes and slides) to intensify your...

Fuego Box Craft Hot Sauce Club

Light up some taste buds right alongside the Christmas tree or Menorah with a Fuego Box craft hot sauce club subscription for your favorite spice fiend. Dad or Gramps can't take the heat? No problem. Fuego has a Mellow...

Ain't Got Time to Bleed

$13.75 Amazon »

Ain't Got Time to Bleed is a compilation of medical reports on 29 of Hollywood's greatest action heroes. A detailed analysis of how well the likes of Die Hard's John McClane, Predator's Dutch Schaefer, and Kill Bill's...

Remote Control Cockroach

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Just in case you don't have enough real cockroaches in your life, here's a battery-operated one to crawl through your kitchen and over your forehead while you sleep. At least this roach is of the RC persuasion. You'll...

Checkered Chef Rocker Blade Pizza Cutter

$9.99 Amazon »

What does Fozzie the Bear say when using a rocker blade to slice pizza? Rocka-rocka-rocka! Checkered Chef's rocker style cutter is super big and super sharp to make for a super easy roll through the dough. All the way...

LG Rolly Portable Wireless Keyboard

Discontinued

Ever rolled a QWERTY? LG's Rolly is a portable wireless keyboard that does just like the bug and roly polys up into itself for compact transport and easy, anywhere access to a full set of tactile keys...

Sweat Tailor Comfort Apparel

$44 - $119 Sweat Tailor »

I can tell you one dude who's gonna need some Sweat Tailor breathable, stretchable, but-still-look-presentable pants and shirts for all the holiday dinners and parties he's got left to make polite conversation and stuff...

I've dispatched the gifts I need to wrap, and am on to the stuff I need to stuff. Stockings were always my favorite part of Christmas as a kid. They'd been hanging on the mantel all flat and limp for weeks and then, suddenly, overnight! they grew fat and brimming with candies and palm-sized trinkets!...

3D Chocolate T-Rex Mold

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The 3D Chocolate T-Rex Mold brings together 4 fun activities, at least one of which everyone in the family's gonna enjoy: baking; building; dinosaur action figure playtime; and sending large quantities of chocolate straight...

The Mensch on a Bench

$39.95 Amazon »

Twenty years later, The Mensch on a Bench picks up where Adam Sandler's "The Hanukkah Song" left off: he's bringing "more Funukkah to Hanukkah," and bringing the families celebrating it closer together in the process...

GoFloats Winter Snow Tubes

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Santa's got his herd of reindeer to fly him through the sky, you've got a herd of unicorn...and polar bears, penguins, and pink flamingoes to fly you through the snow. GoFloats Winter Snow Tubes look like your average...

The Emperor's Hand Lightsaber

$469 Ultra Sabers »

Ultra Sabers' new lightsaber settles it: I'd definitely rather be the Emperor's Hand in the Star Wars saga than the Hand of the King in the Game of Thrones. Made for combat from T6 aircraft aluminum, the Emperor's Hand...

Bandit9 Odyssey Motorcycle

On the down side, Bandit9's new Odyssey motorcycle shares its name with a Honda minivan. But on the up, this bike's futuristic black steel unibody and see-through Avionics Display are slick and covetable enough to help...

The Culinary Bro-Down Cookbook

$17.79 Amazon »

Mac 'n' Cheese Nachos, Loaded Avocado Fries, dude. It's time to bro-down. The Culinary Bro-Down Cookbook, despite incorporating a word most men do not want to be associated with, has a respectable goal, one most of us...

The BevBuckle - Retractable Drink Holder Belt Buckle

$24.95 - $34.95 BevBuckle »

The BevBuckle is business in the front...wait...nah. It's a chunky metal belt buckle with your choice of anything from a longhorn to a largemouth bass on it that flips down to form a perfectly sized, perfectly stable...

Bradley Snow Tube Sleds

$89 - $149 Amazon »

I like this Deluxe Edition of Bradley's Snow Tube. It's a sledding twofer! One inflatable 48" truck inner tube with RapidGlide bottom for She-Ra: Princess of Power to lounge down the hills in, and one little Snow Saucer...