BACtrack Vio Breathalyzer Keychain

Posted: December 30, 2017
BACtrack Vio Breathalyzer Keychain

BACtrack would like to help us stop driving drunk. And dialing drunk. And texting drunk. And swiping right drunk. Or at least the first 3.

I know. We're supposed to know better than to do these things on our own. And normally I do. Right up until that fourth gin & tonic...after midnight...on New Year's Eve....

The BACtrack Vio Smartphone Breathalyzer is a keychain-sized fact checker that can always determine the truth behind statements such as, Dude, I'm totally fine to drive, and Dude, I only had, like, 2 beers, and Dude, there's no way my BAC is more than 0.02. It connects to an iOS or Android smartphone via Bluetooth to accurately screen blood alcohol content. Blow into the BACtrack Vio for 5 seconds, and its law enforcement-grade fuel cell sensor will estimate your current BAC between 0.00% and 0.400%.

And if you're at 0.400%, you might want to consult an EMT in addition to the BACtrack Vio, since you're getting into toxic levels of intoxication there. Out of curiosity I Googled the highest BAC level on record, and found the answer on the BACtrack website. The dubious honor, reported by CBC News Canada, goes to a 67-year-old Bulgarian man who was taken to the hospital in 2004 after a minor car accident. Doctors said he seemed pretty fine, behaving normally and communicating clearly, but their BAC tests reported a level of 0.914%! They retested 5 times to make sure it wasn't an equipment malfunction. Whaaaaat!

BAC to the track though, in addition to taking real time readings, the BACtrack app can also save results (perhaps for non-driving-paired drinking games...) and, more importantly, use its ZeroLine Technology to project when your BAC will return to 0.00%.

The BACtrack Vio measures just 0.95" x 2.85 x 0.65". Its mouthpiece is of a sanitary, flip-up persuasion, which is extra good for anyone who plans to actually use it as a tool for holding their grimy, bacteria-infested keys.

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