Light-Up Star Wars Rubber Ducks

Rubber Chewquacker, you're the one. Definitely my favorite in this line of Star Wars rubber ducks. Though Duck Fadar isn't bad either. I can see his LEDs lighting up as his duckie butt hits the water, and his labored...

The best men's slides are boxed and ready to walk you right into summer. Right 'round the beach and pool. Right down the street on a beer run free of wool socks and a down jacket. And, oh yeah, right into the fetid shower at the gym...

SMRT Reaper Nano Blade

$29.95 SMRT Gadget »

The SMRT Reaper Nano Blade's a grower not a shower. The circular multi-tool knife hangs from your keychain as a stylized disc that could be nothing more than a show of your taste in stainless steel trinkets. But when...

Orbiform Mathematically Perfect, Constant Width Solid

$28 - $34 Kickstarter »

Orbiform follows the OLOID in what might be the next evolution of fidget and desktop toys: mathematical sculptures. Both the Orbiform and the OLOID are built according to real, albeit little discussed, geometric shapes...

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Giveaway: Oculus Rift + Touch Virtual Reality System

Oculus Rift + Touch Virtual Reality System Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Michael V. of Lake Villa, IL, winner of the Oculus Rift + Touch Virtual Reality System. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude...

The Literal Translation of Country Names Map

You can't buy a print of The Literal Translation of Country Names Map...yet...but that's probably not such a big deal. Like The World According to Americans, this map is more of a way to get a few chuckles and take a...

Kikkerland Portable BBQ Grill Suitcase

$88 Amazon »

BBQ. Now that looks like the kind of work I'd like to carry around in my briefcase. Suitcase. Whatever. The point is, it's way, way better than a laptop full of presentations and my tax returns...

Why on earth would you need any sort of hangover cure, much less the best hangover cure? You can handle your liquor. You don't over-booze it. You don't drink Puerto Rican rum (anymore.) You-...

Mark-Eat! Basting Brush

Sold Out Amazon »

OTOTO's Mark-Eat! basting brush is for those who really want to highlight their special rib sauce or make their buttery pie crusts pop. The marker-shaped brush comes in neon yellow and obviously takes the shape of a highlighter...

Cactus Back Scratcher

$8.99 - $14.99 Amazon »

With the Cactus Back Scratcher, no more will you have to rub your body up against the corner of a wall or doorway like a farm animal to take care of that incessant itch. Now you can rub a hard plastic, 2-sided spiky frond...

Carbonite Carbon Fiber Travel Bags

$89 - $429 Bastion »

Strong as carbon fiber, but flexible as canvas? Water-, stain-, grease-, and scratch-resistant? What kind of leprechaun spun this Carbonite gold?...

Napwrap Multi-Functional Travel Armrest

$15 Amazon »

For those hesitant to divide and extend their airplane seat armrests, Napwrap will let you eliminate the need for an armrest altogether. The soft wrap loops and twists through your arms to create a self-contained support...

Yes, VELOSOCKs look like big ol' bike condoms. And indeed the covers are a form of protection for those of you in a relationship with a bicycle. If you need to bring a bike inside your house or car, VELOSOCKs will keep you safe from the SMTDs it might bring with it. You know, scuffs, mud, turds...

Classy Ketchup

$36.50 Unikia »

Spurt. With. Class. Classy Ketchup is a stainless steel ketchup dispenser that shoots a perfect, measured stream of the tomato's special sauce onto your burgers, fries, and scrambled eggs. It's your classier alternative...

Fujifilm Instax Mini 90 Instant Film Camera

$122.37 - $129.95 Amazon »

My favorite thing Fujifilm says about its Instax Mini 90, a souped up instant camera that combines a retro design and photo prints with some advanced photography features, is it has a Kids Mode. Kids Mode is is great...

PenSimple Premium Herb Grinder & Dispenser

Discontinued

PenSimple can't deliver a drop of ink to paper, but who cares? Once you use the portable herb grinder to dispense a round of green you're not going to have the focus or fine motor skills to write anything down anyway...

KEEGO Squeezable Metal Water Bottle

$56 KEEGO »

KEEGO's forthcoming water bottles are made of 99.8% titanium. Elastic titanium. So it's a metal water bottle that's squeezable. Wha-wha?! How'd they do that?...

SoundFloat water loungers are bluetooth-enabled and come with built-in 20 watt speakers, plus 70mm embedded subwoofers. Wherever you may float, ocean, lake, or backyard pool, you'll be sure to hear all your favorite music, pod-casts, and audiobooks "without moving a muscle."...

HAL Mini USB 3.0 Flash Drive

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid this HAL 9000 can't open the pod bay doors either. But the exact 1/6th scale Mini Replica of the HAL computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey can store up to 32GB of data in its USB flash drive...

HemiSERE Titanium Lapel Knife

$40 Gearward »

The covert HemiSERE Titanium Lapel Knife isn't just some piece of urban-spy EDC Gearward designed for us to geek out on (though it's a little that too). It's a contemporary take on a real issue, the OSS Lapel Knife, clandestine...

AquaJet H2 Handheld Sea Scooter

$699 - $1,299 Kickstarter »

Scooters on land, not my thing. But a scooter underwater? I'm listening, AquatJet. The AquaJet H2 is a handheld underwater sea scooter, a wing-shaped gadget that propels riders through water at speeds of up to 5.6 mph...

Ace Marks Handcrafted Dress Shoes & Sneakers

$169 - $199 Ace Marks »

When you have an ace in the hole with footwear handmade by Italian craftsmen who also create shoes for luxury brands, and an X marking the spot that most men can afford to pay to deck out their feet, you get Ace Marks...

I don't particularly like yoga gear, because I don't particularly like yoga. As a man, I was born with man flexibility, and though everyone tells me I'm just "a few" down dogs and forward folds an sun salutations away from touching my toes, I know the truth: "a few" is, like, 9,000. Too much time!...

Hydrapak Expedition 8L Collapsible Water Bottle

$55.58 Amazon »

Hydrapak's 8L Expedition water bottle applies the flatten'n'pack Hydrapak family tradition the Stash bottle established to a much larger scale. Where the Stash holds 750mL of hydration, enough for a short hike or your...