SoundFloat water loungers are bluetooth-enabled and come with built-in 20 watt speakers, plus 70mm embedded subwoofers. Wherever you may float, ocean, lake, or backyard pool, you'll be sure to hear all your favorite music, pod-casts, and audiobooks "without moving a muscle."...
HAL Mini USB 3.0 Flash Drive
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid this HAL 9000 can't open the pod bay doors either. But the exact 1/6th scale Mini Replica of the HAL computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey can store up to 32GB of data in its USB flash drive...
HemiSERE Titanium Lapel Knife
The covert HemiSERE Titanium Lapel Knife isn't just some piece of urban-spy EDC Gearward designed for us to geek out on (though it's a little that too). It's a contemporary take on a real issue, the OSS Lapel Knife, clandestine...
AquaJet H2 Handheld Sea Scooter
Scooters on land, not my thing. But a scooter underwater? I'm listening, AquatJet. The AquaJet H2 is a handheld underwater sea scooter, a wing-shaped gadget that propels riders through water at speeds of up to 5.6 mph...
Ace Marks Handcrafted Dress Shoes & Sneakers
When you have an ace in the hole with footwear handmade by Italian craftsmen who also create shoes for luxury brands, and an X marking the spot that most men can afford to pay to deck out their feet, you get Ace Marks...
I don't particularly like yoga gear, because I don't particularly like yoga. As a man, I was born with man flexibility, and though everyone tells me I'm just "a few" down dogs and forward folds an sun salutations away from touching my toes, I know the truth: "a few" is, like, 9,000. Too much time!...
Hydrapak Expedition 8L Collapsible Water Bottle
Hydrapak's 8L Expedition water bottle applies the flatten'n'pack Hydrapak family tradition the Stash bottle established to a much larger scale. Where the Stash holds 750mL of hydration, enough for a short hike or your...
Post-it Extreme Notes
Welcome to Post-It Extreme! Where players compete to write the most intense, provocative, daaangerous notes and reminders! You leave a Post-It to pick up milk at the store? Lame! At Post-It Extreme we leave Post-Its to...
Olivers Apparel Capital Short
While the Olivers Capital Short cannot personally give you the capital you need to launch your startup, wearing the 4-way-stretch, water-repellent shorts when you meet with investors stuck in constricting cotton chinos...
Nisaku Hori-Hori Japanese Gardening Knife
Nisaku makes fine hori-horis for your weedi-weedies. And bulbi-bulbies. And...yeah, I'll cut it out. And you can too! Because this hori-hori Japanese gardening knife also helps you cut out rocki-rockies!...
ICON Homes - 3D Printed Housing in 24 Hours
You're looking at a 650-square-foot cement house that was built by a 3D printer. In less than 24 hours. For around only $10,000. And ICON, the construction tech firm behind the Vulcan 3D printer that made it happen, says...
Giveaway: Carbon6 Forged Carbon Fiber Ring Set
Carbon6 Forged Carbon Fiber Ring Set Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to William B. of Eugene, OR, winner of the Carbon6 Forged Carbon Fiber Ring Set. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or...
This is 10 things to survive 10 days in the desert, as in desert survival. Not, like, surviving a road trip through the Mojave on your way to Vegas, or slaying your first year at Burning Man. (But for those two I'd recommend this loud ass portable speaker.)...
The d'Capitan: Sabre
Zombie tools and weapons don't have the same presence today that they did a few years ago, but luckily for Zombie Tools, pieces like their d'Capitan: Sabre transcend the trends of pop culture, and emerge badass and covetable...
Office Ninja Blowgun Desk Toy
Oh yeah, the Office Ninja Blowgun is all fun and games and epic desktop warfare until Wet Blanket Brad gets hit in his pinky finger and HR rolls in with their disciplinary offensives...
Shomer-Tec Zip Stash
Shomer-Tec's Zip Stash attaches as a zipper pull, and contains a slide-out compartment with 2" x 0.35" x 0.35" of space for storing your...uh...clipped fingernails? A rolled up slip of paper with important phone numbers...
MouseRugs
MouseRugs? The Dude approves. It's really gonna to tie my desktop together. The downside is I'll have to be on constant guard against all the rug pee-ers in my office who will think they've come up with the best idea...
Asswipes Flushable Hygiene Wipes
Asswipes look like some real sophisticated wet naps. They must be flushable wipes from the French. Probably pronounced Ass-wee-pays...
Wanle Gamers Console for iPhone
iPhone and Game Boy hook up in this Gamers Console from Wanle. The case comes compatible with iPhone versions 7 to X, and once snapped in place it will give you access to 10 classic Nintendo games, including Tetris, Tank...
Bluetooth Cell Phone Call Recorder
Oh just an innocent little Bluetooth phone call recorder I've got here. No malicious intent when I use it, nope, none whatsoever. Exposing? Bating? Framing? I don't know what you're talking about. I plan to use my PR200...
Colombian Raptor Machete
Use the Colombian Raptor Machete to bushwhack your way through the backwoods on your next hiking trip, or just through the backyard come spring when you get tasked with trimming and weeding the winter overgrowth. BUD...
If you want to know about the best projectile launchers, you're probably getting ready to orchestrate a cubicle warfare offensive at work. Or maybe you just need some new catapult- and slingshot-shaped desktop toys. Or a no-fail gift for a man. You'll find all of those projectile launchers here...
Smell of Coffee Alarm Clock
Waking up to the smell of coffee, but paired with the sound of your alarm clock - ahhh, the Smell the Coffee Clock is an exercise in the bittersweet. Maybe even more bitter than sweet once you realize those wafts of fresh...
Julius Caesar Pen Holder
Et tu, Sharpie? With this Julius Caesar pen and pencil holder you'll be able to stab your buddy Caesar in the back day after day. With up to 14 implements!...