Ahhh, my Alexa, my muse. Nothing comes between me and my Amazon Echo. Except, like, leaving the house. At least that's how it used to be, back before Muse Auto arrived to keep the (figurative, Bluetooth) cord connected...

Cabot Guns has forged a few big bangs into its Big Bang Pistol set. The matched left and right pair of 1911s aren't just two of a kind, the only two Cabot has and will ever build (bang!), they're two of a kind made entirely...

In addition to summer, pool bars, and the good life, the Beverage Bobber Floating Drink Holder reminds me of The Beach Boys. Specifically, The Beach Boys' song "Barbara Ann," which my mama used to listen to on repeat...

I dream about the good ol' days, and now I can wake up to them too with the Game Boy Alarm Clock, a new Nintendo issue that rouses sleepers from their slumbers with the sounds of Super Mario Land...

At first I was like, this BionicFlyingFox looks more like a BionicFlyingBat to me, what is this, an April Fool's joke? Then I took the time to read about Festo's take on a semi-autonomous drone, and saw that some bats...

Backcountry Bites is a drone-based outdoor meal delivery service hitting the scene - be it the woods, the beach, or the middle of the desert - today. Don't want to weigh down your pack with freeze-dried beef stroganoff...

I bet if Juvenile saw these 3D Unicorn Underwear from Knicker Rocker he would think twice before telling the ladies to back that azz up. The panties are quite the statement piece, combining dreamy, fantastical unicorns...

I'm not sure how it's taken this long to add a Dinosaur Detection System to the home safety product sphere, but muchas danke to ThinkGeek for realizing how dangerous and prehistoric its absence was. Their model is modeled...

Luuuuuke! I boil your water! The Darth Vader tea kettle would be better if it were high-speed electric, and even better than that if it were powered by Bogan, but the sturdy vessel for hot beverage fixin' is still pretty...

Obviously, The Dude's Rug cutting board will really tie your kitchen together. And beyond that, this slab of cherry covered in a Persian rug motif is truly a sight to behold...

Got a big fat fattie...wallet? DUN DU-DUN DUN! Be careful, my friend, because that billfold stuffed large with taco truck loyalty cards and receipts from Trader Joe's is just gonna keep growing. Pulsing. Bulging at the...

Shredder says they named their glass and metal pipe the Samurai Steamroller because, "Much like the armor once worn by the Japanese Samurai, our products are designed to outlast any competition." So, not because it's...

Though Ombraz sunglasses are pronounced Ohm-bruhs, don't let their inclusion of the sound bruh kill your interest in them. Because Ombraz actually do two very un-douchey things to sunglasses. One, they remove the snappabble...

Roam Robotics' forthcoming Robotic Ski Exoskeleton isn't here to superpower your skis, it's here to superpower your knees! The leg braces latch on at the top of your thighs, and extend with an accordioned hinge down behind...

The Hover-1 Cruze says it's got the world's first patent for a skateboard with power-assist technology. In other words, it's an electric skateboard with a 150W motor you control entirely with your feet...

If you thought you knew pounding before, the Bosch Inline Demolition Hammer would like to redefine the word for you. Its design accommodates both horizontal and vertical concrete demo applications at 17 ft.-lbs of impact...

The FIXD OBD-II is a sort-of mechanic and sort-of babysitter for your car. So I guess it's more like a vehicular personal assistant. Or your mama. The active car health monitor plugs into most any post-1996, gas-powered...

IUP OH! has way more stacked on its sushi rice than a Jenga tower. This game of don't knock over the nigiri is: 1) played with included chopsticks, which is going to be awesome for people like me, who drop pieces of sushi...

Treblab's XR800s are wireless (albeit not "truly wireless") sport earphones. They have earhooks to prevent them from falling out, and are designed to be IPX7 water- and sweat-resistant for extreme! activities in extreme!...

HeatGenie isn't so much a life-changing invention as it is a just kinda cool one. At first I thought the self-heating container for ready-to-drink beverages was another mug with a rechargeable battery (like the Ember...

I think I'll focus on the "+" designation in the Nintendo Labo Robot Kit for Switch's suggested age range of "6+." Both it and the Labo Variety Kit are set to release on April 20, 2018, and even though they're seemingly...

I like how the plug for this handheld version of Oregon Trail (best Apple IIGS computer game ever!) is "Learn about the realities of 19th-century pioneer life on the Oregon Trail." Because when I used to play it, learn...

Who cares if I'll ever use - uh, be able to us - the Python Power Twister, the most important thing is that I own a piece of fitness equipment called the Python Power Twister, and keep it on prominent display...