STAG Rack Multi-Sport Suction Cup Roof Rack

$419 - $479 STAG Rack »

The STAG Rack is a multi-sport roof rack - meaning it has attachments to make it interchangeable between carrying skis, snowboards, road bikes, or mountain bikes - that attaches to your vehicle's roof with suction cups...

Hotdogger - Hot Dog Bun Driller

$9.99 Amazon »

Nevermind, Hotdogger, that no one's life is going to be lacking without a device that "drills" a hole in uncut hot dog buns so you can slip the dogs in condom-style and avert a condiment spurt while you're eating. I'm...

Serpent Table

$7,500 Blackman Cruz »

And you were wondering what to get the Slytherin you drew for the Secret Santa gift exchange at Hogwarts this year. The Serpent Table from Blackman Cruz conquers the part-captivating, part-disturbing design of a coiled...

Rone Desktop Space Heater & Hand Warmer

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The Rone from Blaulock is 2 precious mini heaters for one, in one. The desktop chill buster looks a lot like a speaker, with a 3-legged half-capsule primary unit that contains PTC ceramic heating elements, and a heat-absorbing...

Unlabeled - The Blind Beer Tasting Board Game

$24.99 Amazon »

You may have stellar beer drinking skills, but how are your beer tasting skills? Grab some cold ones and some friends Cornelius, and put your palate on the playing board for a few rounds of Unlabeled - The Blind Beer...

100 Tricks to Walk Naked Without Anyone Seeing You

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I only need 1 trick to walk naked without anyone seeing me, and I've had it for a long time: I just close my eyes. If I can't see them, they can't see me...

HD Waterproof Wireless Endoscopic Camera

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That's a smart dude there, using an endoscopic camera to get an HD look at a cut lemon. I just held the one I wanted to zoom in on real close to my eye and...you probably know what happened then...

Toilet Paper Blasters Skid Shot

$94.35 Amazon »

I've heard of an ass blaster, but an ass-wiper blaster? Toilet Paper Blasters, you and your Skid Shot have my undivided attention...

Deadpool Chia Pet

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Think Deadpool can say Chia in as many languages as he can say Chimichanga? The Deadpool Chia Pet, in his own special brand of red suit, arrives just in time for the holidays, and all of your white elephant gift parties...

Carl the Drinking Chocolate Snowman

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Carl, that's not snow, it's a pot of boiling milk. Yeah, Carl, I know it's pretty and white, but it's hot. Hot, Carl. And you're a chocolate snowman. Get near that thing and you'll...Carl! Carl, no! Car-Caaaarrrrllll!...

Brass Ship Wheel Nutcracker

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Typically the words "ship" and "crack" do not go well together. But here, reimagined as a countertop brass ship wheel and nutcracker, they make a mighty fine pair, and give your unopened pecans and walnuts, your almonds...

BenShot Bullet Pint Glass

$25.99 Amazon »

BenShot has expanded its range of ammo. The Bullet Pint Glass, plus a Bullet Rocks Glass, join the original BenShot Bullet Shot Glass I waxed poetic about almost 3 years ago now. This time, though, I'm showing / reminding...

Villeroy & Boch New Wave Coffee Mug Set

$99.99 Amazon »

It's a New Wave of gifts for Mom with Villeroy & Boch's Caffe Collection set of coffee mugs. In addition to the stylized handles that look like they're about to bust out a Fibonacci pattern, the 2-cup set comes with wavy...

Yaasa Infinity Blanket with Celliant Tech

$149 Yaasa »

A blanket with special (FDA-determined special) Celliant fibers that give it the ability to increase blood flow, aid in recovery, and get more restful sleep just by wrapping up all Neflix & chill cozy on the couch in...

Titanium Toothpick Set

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Have you found it too difficult to draw blood and impale your gums picking your teeth with weak ass wood toothpicks? Titanium is the answer! These titanium toothpicks from Kizer are 100% solid, strong, and super-pointy...

Courant Wireless Charging Accessory Tray

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I think Oprah selected Courant's wireless charging accessory tray as one of her top tech gifts for 2018. Or maybe it was my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. Everyone's Christmas wish lists and gift guides seem to be cascading...

46"-Tall Wine Glass

$1,250 Amazon »

This 46"-tall wine glass is both a step up and a step down from the Guzzle Buddy...

Busted Knuckle Garage Magnetic Finger Tool

$12.99 Amazon »

Awww, in addition to using Busted Knuckle Garage's Magnetic Finger Tool to quick pick up small metal objects around your house and garage, you can use it to attract a screw or nail and make yourself a Magnetic Finger...

Star Wars Death Star USB Wall Charger

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Regardless of which Star Wars team you thought you're on, if you're going to buy a Death Star USB wall charger, you'll have to root for the power of the Dark Side...

La Boucle - The Unisex Belt That Fits Everyone

$66 La Boucle »

La Boucle is a belt for la bellies pre- and post-Thanksgiving dinner. It's a belt for la men, la women, and la kiddos. For la work, la play, and la travel. La...OK. La think you get it...

Gastronomes? Gourmands? Epicures? Culinarians? Nah, just call them foodies. Wouldn't want anyone thinking they're elitist snobs, after all...

Hexflex Snowflake Pocket Tool

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Now this is a special snowflake. Though originally designed for snowboarders, creators of the HexFlex found that carrying the pocket multi-tool around on their keychains drew the admiration of those who might not be into...

Deer Antler Beer Tap Handle

$59.95 Amazon »

Antler Artisans uses real white-tailed deer antlers - shed antlers only, so no Bambis are harmed - to create a range of household goods. Their beer tap handles for kegerators, keezers, and bar taps are the most standout...

Fret Zealot LED Guitar Instruction System

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Whether or not you're interested in learning to play the guitar, or interested in using the Fret Zealot to help you learn to play the guitar, you have to admit, Fret Zealot is a pretty sweet name for a guitar instruction...