The Big Activity Book for Anxious People
The Big Activity Book for Anxious People is a combination of the self-help and adult coloring book genres. (No, I can't believe I just called adult coloring books a genre either.) Jordan Reid and Erin Williams fill their...
What to bring on a cruise that you haven't already thought of? No, not vacation porn...
Kradl Manual Bike Lift & Storage System
At first glance, Kradl seems to be regressing. A manual bike lift? A storage system requiring you to hoist your bicycle up to the ceiling of your garage without the assistance of electricity or ropes and pulleys? What...
AB/CD: The Rock Alphabet
Who'd The Andy $hop pick for X? This rock & roll-themed ABC book, AB/CD: The Rock Alphabet turns over the teaching of its 26 letters to rock legends, so there's a little something for Mom and Dad tucked into the tedious...
Shock Clock Wake Up Trainer - Wearable Alarm Clock
And you thought getting up in the morning could get any worse. The Shock Clock Wake Up Trainer is a wearable alarm clock that buzzes in a slightly different way to cajole you out of bed. Think less Bzzz, bzzz! followed...
Acteon Antibacterial Microfiber Beach Towels
Acteon Beach Towels are snazzy microfiber issues that absorb 3 times their weight in wet swimmers, splashers, and summer pool float overboarders. And if you happen to pick up some sea scum or pool funk on your way out...
Manly Bands Nylon & Carbon Monomer Wedding Bands
The story of Manly Bands wedding bands starts with a proposal and ends with a couple taking two sets of vows: one to each other; and the other to people like themselves who are "horrified" with their experience of shopping...
The Whizzinator Touch - Synthetic Urine Kit (NSFW)
Golden shower or passing a drug test, what's your Whizzinator pleasure? I first learned of this bizarre and fantastic strap-on penis and synthetic urine kit from attorney L. Scott Briscoe. Via his Facebook page, Briscoe...
TechDen Screen Time Manager & Charger
TechDen. What a euphemism, kids! More like TechJail. This little apparatus gives your parents a way to lock up your phones and tablets, or - another euphemism, per TechDen - "manage screen time with a physical home."...
ICEBREAKER Twist & Serve Ice Cube Tray
Hey, it's a pepper grinder for water. The ICEBREAKER is an ice cube mold with a twist & serve dispensing lever on the top. Move the lever to the side to fill the tray, stick it in the freezer for...however long it takes...
Excellerations Foam Floor Blocks & Planks
Excellerations Foam Floor Blocks & Planks give little builders a chance to test out their construction skills, and big builders a chance to dink around when they need a break from watching TV and playing video games...
Custom Wood Ping Pong Table
I wonder how Forrest Gump would fare with this live edge wood ping pong table from Kirkpatrick Designs. ... And if you don't get that reference, get off this site! You're too young for some of its content!...
Gold Bar Noteblock
You struck gold! It's a note reminding you to fold the laundry - mow the lawn - empty the rat trap. The Gold Bar Noteblock contains over $300 worth of gold-dipped leaves for leaving chore reminders that will help lessen...
Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter
It's probably too late to order a Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter as a gift for Dad for Father's Day. But it's not too late to order a Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter as a gift for you for You Day!...
Human Face Dog Masks
Why do dog owners keep dawgin' their dogs, dawg? These human face dog masks are right up there with the Werewolf Dog Muzzle on the list of pet supplies we buy only to amuse ourselves. What if our good boy or good girl...
Sealver Jet Ski Propelled Wave Boats
Sealver's jet ski propelled Wave Boats, like this inflatable speed boat, shake up the power boat scene with a neat twist on the vessel's design. Unlike the inflatable version, though, you'll be able to use more than a...
Weird, wonderful, and wacked out is one way to describe these items. Another way: things that make you go Hmmm. Who made that? Who thought of that? What is that?...
Circle Of Jerks Party Card Game
If you're worried raunch and profanity won't make enough appearances at your next dinner party, Circle of Jerks is here to make sure all the guests leave as offended as they are exuberant...
Nintendo Entertainment System Dopp Kit
Box Lunch's Nintendo Entertainment System Dopp Kit means you can keep your 'stache looking as dapper as Mario's and locks as lustrous and coifed as Link's even when you're traveling or on the go. The toiletry bag's NES...
Royal Robbins Men's City Traveler Shirt
Hot time, summer in the city / Traveler Shirt wrinkle resistant and sweat wicking. Royal Robbins makes many a manly button-up, sewn with sleeves both short and long, but the City Traveler seems most appropriate for today...
Burton Wheelie Sub 116L Travel Bag
Burton's Wheelie Sub suitcase is a Big. Boy. If saying the roller bag has 116L of packing space doesn't resonate with you dudes, maybe this will: give a Burton Wheelie Sub as gift to your girlfriend and she'll never ask...
6-Person Inflatable Speed Boat
Yeah, dudes, I definitely think you can say you own a speed boat in your Tinder profile if you buy one of these inflatable party islands. It covers all the major speed boat bases: looks like a speed boat; holds 6 friends...
The PersonalSpacinator
Claustrophobes, agoraphobes, germophobes, the PersonalSpacinator is for you. Provided you don't also have a fear of walking around looking like an idiot...
Bicycle Chopper
I know at least one special day you'd win on a Bicycle Chopper from Wood Presents: Ride Yarr! Bike to Work Day...