Rhythmo DIY BeatBox

Cardboard goes from breakdancing dance mat to breakdancing beat maker with Rhythmo's forthcoming BeatBox. The DIY music maker is designed for budding producers and DJs who don't yet have the skills or cash to invest in...

Pile Driver Remote Control Poop Car

$10.90 - $19.99 Amazon »

Ha! This RC poop car had me at "Pile Driver!" And it only gets better when you read on: "with spinning and farting action."...

Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton

I wonder if this Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton for $100,000 really exists, or if some paleontologist is just pretty sure s/he can build one if a T-Rex-loving sucker loves T-Rex enough to fork over $100,000 for a life size...

KUDU Grill - Open Fire Outdoor BBQ Grilling System

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Pretty KUDUde. This open fire grilling system brings swingin' versatility to your outdoor pitmaster endeavors with a grill grate and cast iron skillet ring / pan that allow for grilling, sauteeing, searing, frying, boiling...

Hidealoo Retractable Hidden Toilet

Nothing like a peekaboo toilet to take my day from good to great! And the Hidealoo retractable hidden toilet isn't just out to steal my heart, it's out to save me space and - even better! - allow me to install a can almost...

Oru Kayak Inlet - Portable Origami Folding Kayak

$749 - $949 Oru Kayak »

Almost 7 years ago, Oru Kayak Kickstarted a new invention - something they called "the origami kayak." It's a foldable, packable, lightweight, but entirely paddle-able kayak Oru says comes with "the strength and performance...

You Are Special - Words of Wisdom from Mister Rogers

$14.92 Amazon »

Mister Rogers. Saint Fred. In You Are Special: Neighborly Words of Wisdom from Mister Rogers, the man proves once again how brilliance, success, and happiness can be the product of compassion and understanding, interacting...

Nerf Elite Titan CS-50 Blaster

$99.99 Amazon »

Fully motorized with a 50-dart drum. Talk about things that make you go hmmm BOOM! Nerf's forthcoming Elite Titan CS-50 toy blaster is ready to unleash a hailstorm of foam in battle...

Pet Gazebo Dog Kennel

$117.49 - $459.99 Amazon »

Dog life in the kennel gets an upgrade with the Pet Gazebo. Well, an upgrade for the humans who have to look at a cage in their backyard or living room, anyway. Advantek's foldable pet dens provide a more "modern" solution...

Fart Dictionary

$8.11 Amazon »

Sure, the Fart Dictionary is partly just another yuk, yuk, yuk book and novelty gift best used as a stocking stuffer or white elephant contribution. But after reading a few of author Scott Sorensen's well-worded and highly...

G2T Electric Scarf Neck Cooler & Warmer

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Melting in the scorching heat of summer? The G2T Electric Scarf is your wearable air conditioner, able to pump out a swirling breeze up to 27 degrees F lower than the ambient temperature. Nevermind that it looks like...

1952 Ferrari Arno XI Racing Boat

Racing champ - boat racing champ - Achille Castoldi scored this Ferrari Arno XI Racing Boat, the only boat that has ever been powered by Scuderia Ferrari for one simple reason: he asked Enzo Ferrari to build it for him...

Flint Retractable Lint Roller

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I promise you, Flint Retractable Lint Rollers are a better purchase, for yourself or as a gift, than they might seem at first glance. For example, maybe you have pets. Maybe you need a gift for a pet lover. Maybe you...

Hangrees Pooping Pop Culture Parody Figures

$9.97 Amazon »

Mutant Turds, Chewkaka, and Harry Plopper at your service. Er, more like at your shitter. It's easy to describe Hangrees - they're parody figures that poop slime in the likeness of various pop culture darlings. Colorful...

Coffee Pot Mug

$24.97 Amazon »

Hey, this mini coffee pot mug looks like what I want to do with the full-size coffee pot every morning! Called the Cupa Joe, Barbuzzo's shrunken version of the classic brewer's vessel is a spot-on replica, with the exception...

Big Boobie Beach Ball

$14.99 Amazon »

The entirety of the Big Boobie Beach Ball's product description reads as follows: "Hit the sand and bat around the Big Boobie Beach Ball. Looks like the real thing and holds up to hard play."...

Polar Shorts - Fleece Shorts for Spring & Fall

$59.99 Amazon »

They might make you look more like one of the 3 bears, but Polar Shorts, insulated fleece shorts described as "comfy AF," will make you feel like Goldilocks come spring and fall. Hear that, Dad? Your choice of 100% polyester...

Testicuzzi - Jacuzzi for the Nuts

$69.69 - $10k Testicuzzi »

Sadly - or maybe thankfully? - there are no photos of the Testicuzzi in action. At least not any this jacuzzi for the nuts' makers have published publicly. But one look at the empty hot tub - its contoured rim, its dual...

Bose SoundWear Companion Wireless Wearable Speaker

$299.99 Amazon »

Had it up to your ears with all the headphones and earbuds on the market? Bose has your back. Or rather, your neck. In addition to their recent foray into eyewear with the Bose Frames open-ear audio sunglasses, the company...

Transparent Swim Trunks

$15.88 Amazon »

Nothing to see here. Because...because...these swim trunks are transparent! Bwahahaha!...

What Is This Thing?

$24.95 Amazon »

Welcome to What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a puzzling product I invite you to spend a minute or two pondering when your brain needs a break from pondering more critical life issues, like whether or not...

DogSpot - High Tech Public Dog Houses

I Spot-ted one of these DogSpot public dog houses in person yesterday and, having not heard of them before, spent about 5 minutes walking around it reading all of the doggie daycare box's colorful commentary and instructions...

Tracer360 Illuminated & Reflective Vest

$67.95 Amazon »

Ride safely, and rave brightly, my friends. The Tracer360 is an athletic vest designed to provide 360-degree illumination, reflectivity, and fluorescence. It has 6 user-controlled solid LED colors - red, blue, purple...

The World Giant Coloring Poster

$7.99 Amazon »

Wrap it up as a gift for your kids, and hope this World Giant Coloring Poster is giant enough that their crayons, markers, and colored pencils will stay within the sheet's borders, if not within the lines. At 45.3" long...