Mars Dust Globe

Shake up Elon and Elon Jr. here inside their Mars Dust Globe, and delight in a red-orange storm of earth rather than your typical snow blizzard in this quirky take on the traditional holiday snow globe. (Another quirky...

E15: What Is This Thing?

$21.78 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 15 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a funny-lookin' product shown out of context. With no supporting description, and no supplemental visuals of the product in action, your natural...

Murphy Style Dog Bed

$255.56 Amazon »

A murphy bed for pups, now that is some doggy style. The Eco FLEX Abigail dog murphy bed folds out of a decorative cabinet in your choice of Espresso or Antique White...

Ice Roller - Therapeutic Skincare & Pain Relief

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Dull skin, inflammation, and even aches and pains get the freeze-out with the Ice Roller for face and body...

Hi-Fi: The History of High-End Audio Design

$64.95 Amazon »

Audiophiles, if you don't feel geeked out enough listening to your extensive vinyl collection on a vintage B&O record player every night, Hi-Fi: The History of High-end Audio Design will help round out your analog sound...

Little ELF Gift Wrap Cutter

$13.99 Amazon »

You knew elves have pointy toes, but did you know they also have razor sharp teeth? At least, this Little ELF does. The Little ELF endeavors to be a big helper when you hunker down to wrap your Christmas and other holiday...

Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Holiday Set

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Candied yams, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. Mmmm. Smell so good on the way in. But on the way out... The Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Holiday Set is here to make sure the gagging stench of a pile of...

I figured it would be tough to do a round up of gifts for $25 or less this year, but over the 12 months, I've actually posted dozens and dozens of pieces of tech and gear, tools and supplies, and trinkets and gadgets the fit the (surprisingly low and very reasonable) bill. It must be because I know...

Star Wars How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks

$8.24 Amazon »

Star Wars may never be able to teach us everything it knows, but with How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks and Other Galactic Survival Skills it's at least going to help us navigate the galaxy's myriad dangers without ending...

Maxsoft Scalp Massager & Shampoo Brush

$6.98 - $8.99 Amazon »

If scalp massages tickle your pickle, get ready to enjoy some serious tickling of your pickle with Maxsoft's scalp massager & shampoo brush. In the shower no less! My second favorite place to tickle my pickle next to...

It's not just a Dirty Santa gift exchange or a White Elephant party this year, it's a Dirty Dirty Santa gift exchange or a Black White Elephant party. And if it's not, grab one of these questionable, sexual, offensive and / or poo-tiful presents as your contribution and make it so...

Lair: Radical Homes and Hideouts of Movie Villains

$69.99 Amazon »

Lair poses a most pensive question: "Why do bad guys live in good houses?" Then, over the next 290 pages of its exploration of the Radical Homes and Hideouts of Movie Villains, the book makes no attempt to answer it...

Formula 1 Slot Car Racetrack

$20k - $30k RM Sotheby's »

Formula 1 die hards might be the only ones willing to bid on this 1:32 scale Formula 1 Slot Car Racetrack up for auction, but anyone who's a fan of the sport - or of replicas, or of cool shit in general - can appreciate...

Deck the halls...and the living room. Also, the kitchen gets its own Christmas tree and every window sill a candle flickering bright (via 2 x AA batteries, of course.) Poinsettias and holly-trimmed linen replace the succulents and boring beige cotton on the tabletops, and even the dish towels and...

Wagner HT400 Heat Gun

$17.99 Amazon »

Not that you don't have enough blowers of hot air in your life, but if you'll give the Wagner HT400 Heat Gun just a moment of consideration, it might prove to be the one whose searing breath can actually do you a service...

Muscle Suit Every - Exoskeleton for Heavy Lifting

The Muscle Suit Every is gonna be that forever positive and optimistic friend who's always telling you to lighten up, dude! I mean, the couch only weighs 450 pounds, and it's only the 3rd time your wife has asked you...

Ranch Dressing Ugly Christmas Sweater

Once upon a time, Hidden deep in the Valley of ugly Christmas sweaters, there lived a bottle of Ranch Dressing. So sad was the Ranch that while the likes of Santa and the Elves, Frosty and Rudolph, and even Bill & Ted...

Gil Hibben Hurricane Pocket Knife

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Here I am! Rock me like a Hibben Hurricane! The Hurricane Pocket Knife series from master bladesmith Gil Hibben arrives just in time to meet both your EDCarry and EDChristmas needs as an attractive, functional, and affordable...

ZipStitch - ER Quality Wound Closure from Anywhere

$29.99 ZipStitch »

From ZipStitch: Now is a great time to try this must-have device for your first aid kits. Dude readers can get up to 50% off ZipStitch when you use the promo code DUDE30 at Zipstitch.us. (Get 30% off with code + a 20%...

HoHoHoH2O Automatic Christmas Tree Watering System

$99.95 Amazon »

Ho, ho, ho meets some hose, hose, hose, and a coupla gallons of H2O, O, O. Disguising itself as a wrapped gift, the HoHoHoH2O Automatic Christmas Tree Watering System provides an inconspicuous and low-maintenance way...

Java Log - Recycled Coffee Grounds Fire Logs

$39.29 Amazon »

Nothing beats the smell of fresh coffee brewing in the morning. Except, perhaps, recycled coffee grounds burning in the evening. Java Logs are eco-friendly fire logs made from recycled coffee grounds. The logs' green...

Sassy Celebs Holiday Gift Tags

$6.50 Amazon »

Sassy Celebs Holiday Gift Tags enable those of you who can't gift your favorite (or least favorite) people Kim K., Kanye, the cast of Friends, Will Ferrell, Drake, et. al. in the flesh this holiday season to at least...

E14: What Is This Thing?

$9.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 14 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a funny-lookin' product shown out of context. With no supporting description, and no supplemental visuals of the product in action, your natural...

Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper

All I have to say is anyone wrapping my Christmas gift in Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper better also have a Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha waiting for me nearby. Talk about some bittersweet gift wrap! Sweet...