Find your own melanomas and get up close & personal with moles and the zit-popping experience using this Skiary SK-3 Smartphone Dermatoscope! It's like a microscope for the skin that also provides polarized and UV lighting...

Just add a Santa hat and it's Merry Christmas, ya filthy Alien! ready to deck your halls with the most queenly of holiday decor...

The Woodman's Pal has been in service - US Army service - since 1941, and was a standard issue from WWII through Desert Storm. In official terms, it's a land management multi-tool, but I imagine when you look at the Woodman's...

Hey, whatcha got in that fancy metal brief- Whoa! Uh, nevermind. Forget I asked. ... Oh, uh, Gua Sha massage tools? OK, sure. Massage tools. Whatever you say, dude. I'll just leave you then to, uh...find someone who needs...

Nitro cold brew for under 4 bucks a pop, courtesy of the Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker. Unlike standard cold brew coffee makers (i.e., jars with steepers) Royal Brew adds nitrogen and a keg to the percolating...

The Dad shoe of the season has arrived. New Balance describes their Caravan Moc as "an easy-going, comfortable respite for tired feet," and I think Dad's gonna be all over that description with a fervor only slightly...

A Turbo Force of heat. My wife's gonna like the sound of that little superpower Honeywell claims to have built into their new space heater. Powerful at 1500 watts, and portable enough to move one-handed from room to room...

Now that you've scanned all of your old analog photographs and converted them to digital copies to free up some physical space in your house, The Polaroid Lab is here to help you...uh...turn them all back into hard copies...

Paincakes are stick-on ice packs that make fighting pain in sore, swollen, or injured parts of your body less of a pain in your ass. Eliminating the need to dink around with tape or haul out a WRAPTIE strap to hold your...

WRAPTIE up a rugged and omni-functional gift any dude will dig this holiday season with WRAPTIE Tie Down Straps Adventure Packs. Adventure Packs bundle different sizes of the versatile straps and their accompanying accessories...

Who needs a gag gift? Yuk, yuk, yuk. Or rather, Glug, glug, glug if you're using the Funnel Gag Beer Bong correctly and like the Natty-Light-guzzling slave you are...

I blow, you blow, we blow! Judging by the bottom right hand corner of the Firedragon blow poke image above, where a nice little bottle of white wine sits ready to pour, this dude's hoping the "I blow" that stokes some...

The Half Ice Whiskey Glass had to have been invented by accident. Also, it's probably been "invented" by hundreds of people who have, inadvertently or deliberately, set a container of water in the freezer tilted to the...

Welcome to Edition 13 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include some tits, uh, I mean hints below to help you take a breast, er, guess...

If you weren't sure if yoga could get any worse than goat yoga, or party games any worse than your cousin's vaping intervention, baaaaad news on both fronts: the Goat Yoga Party Game...

When I was growing up, pho and spicy tuna rolls were "weird Asian food." How far I've come that it now takes an edible Asian Forest Scorpion, dehydrated and packaged to ship!, to make me flinch...

What?! Road Rage Restrictor? Middle finger on lockdown? Well, more like Pointer, Ring Finger, and Pinky on lockup. But, but, why? One of the only redeeming qualities of driving today is being able to flip off other drivers...

Line 'em up on the conveyor belt, and Chefman Food Mover 'em through for a constant stream of toast, bubbling personal pizzas, crispy-chewy bagels, blown-up Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows, or anything you like. Chefman says...

One thing I like about the looks of Condor Tool & Knife's Half Spin Thrower Knife Set is the looks of the blades in the above photo. Used. Like they actually do what they say they do, and aren't some crap novelty purchase...

On the one hand, it's risky business to seek comfort from a hostile Wampa, but on the other hand, at least the Wampa turned into this Wampa Bean Bag Chair is injured. On the hand, as a matter of fact. The whole arm, really...

Phone Skope, you're like putty in my...aaah! Aaah! My hand! Hot! Fire! Phone Skope's putty is PYRO Putty. Ultra-flammable in its neon hues, the little tin of goo looks and sounds like it could be part of a magician's...

The name of the book is I Need a New Butt! And the refrain of the book is I Need a New Butt! Because the one I have is defective. It has a crack...

I know what my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is going to say about the Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull. Where the Whispering Woods is the Crystal Castle version?...

Survival kit? With a, what's that, a flowery dead guy on it? Are we back in 2011, filling our bug out bags and planning for the zombie apocalypse? Nah. Now we're in 2019, where the risk of an actual apocalypse, caused...