Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake Head Keychain
Hey, have you seen this Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake Head Keychain? Yes? Well then, once the smelling salts have kicked in, and you've gotten on a clean pair of pants, my next question is: still need a mean and dirty Dirty Santa gift? How about a fun and whimsical gift for a bro, boss, hubs, dad, or dude? What, you don't like the idea of a fanged and venom-spewing rattlesnake head as a keychain? I thought it was cute.
The Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake Head Keychain features an authentic head from the venomous viper, all taxidermied up for your safe(r?) handling pleasure. Oh how the kids, not to mention the hotel and restaurant valets, are going to love the pure, raw fear they feel at first glance of this chilling key carrier.
The eastern diamondback rattlesnake heads used in the keychains measures about 3" long x 1-3/4" wide, plus 1-1/2" tall at the jaw end of the snake's head.
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