It tastes like dark chocolate and it's latex-compatible, ladies and gentlemen. Lollipop Wipes are individually wrapped pieces of black rayon paper infused with an edible - and dark-chocolate-flavored! - water-based cream...

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Let me check my Zipogage zipper pull digital thermometer. Oh, will you look at that, 68 degrees. Once again, it's me...

Better grab a case of this Blinker Fluid while you can - it's on sale for 65% off, but as they say, blink(er) and you'll miss it...

Yes please I would like some Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd ice cream. I'm not sure why the needed the 3rd "l" to make it "Chilll'd" though. Maybe it's some subtle innuendo about a Netflix & Chill threesome. Like, you...

Hosting a wild house party for your birthday? Heading into the wild to avoid the birthday altogether? No matter how you go wild, you can go Wyld with a Wyld Cup...

"Open. Open. Into the hangar! There you go." Broccoli was a new food for Kevin on season 7's Ultimatum episode of The Office, but he tried it. He tried it because he made a New Year's resolution to eat more vegetables...

Feeling crafty? With your circuit board? With your eyebrows? With the lice colony in your kid's hair? The Lighted MagniGrip Tweezers help take your craft - be it hobby or duty - to the next level with a 4.5x power magnifying...

AeroBand's PocketDrum brings the audio, the visual, and the tactile to air drumming so everyone can smell what you're cookin', and get a taste of your talent when you rock out...

You won't be getting a jelly belly downing cans of Jelly Belly's new sparkling water. Unlike their beans, the Jelly Belly take on hydration with a side of carbonation has 0 sugars, 0 sweeteners, 0 calories, and 0 sodium...

The portable jump starter I keep in my trunk has saved me more than once. More than twice. (Stupid sensitive dome lights. I barely touch them heaving my bag over from the passenger seat and they turn on!) As an emergency...

Ain't no getting out of a New Year's resolution to save money when you have a fully sealed stainless steel piggy bank from LUSEN keeping you in check. There's no "back door" on this 6-sided vault of financial responsibility...

Ready for a little DIY, at-home snip, snip? This time for your fingernails and toenails, rather than your vas deferens*. SZQHT levels up your cheap and crusty nail clippers with their line of ergonomic, wide jaw trimmers...

Thanks for shopping at CVS! Here's your 6'-long receipt for the pack of condoms you bought for you 6"-long penis. Yep, our receipts are long and strong, here to make you feel inadequate and environmentally unfriendly...

When Yukon Charlie's shows off their Yukon Hammerhead Pro HD snow sled with the invite to "#ExperienceWinter," part of me hates them, because F you, Yukon Charlie, I've been shoveling snow for the past 2 hours and I don't...

Who wants to go for a spin in the shower? This electric shower brush has a whirring motor and 4 interchangeable brush heads to help you scrub-a-dub-dub away oil, dirt, and dead skin, plus stir up some blood flow, and...

I know Jeeps - and trucks and SUVs - are burly and all, but I'm just not sure I'd trust the roof of one of them to support both a(n admittedly pimp-lookin') Rapter Series rooftop tent and the burly hunk of human that...

What's better than one Baby Yoda? Four! Four Baby Yodas! And what these Baby Yoda Cutouts lack in a 3rd dimension, they make up for in their life-size adorability...

A handheld lantern or flood light will certainly provide illumination during a power outage or other dark emergency, but Ideal Security's SK638 is designed as a more complete home backup light. The SK638 is flat on the...

Of all the pieces of Bob Ross merch out there, Bob Ross Bandages are one of the few that actually make sense. They're right up there with the Bob Ross Chia Pet because, as the boo-boo covers state with pride: in injuries...

The Peugeot Paris Prestige is the grand piano of pepper mills. And if saying it isn't enough to convince you, this giant, 3.6'-tall grinder has been carved from solid beechwood, and then coated in gleaming black piano...

Booty Mint is your wet wipe wingman. It's not toilet spray in the scent-masking sense like Poo-Pourri, but rather toilet paper spray you can apply to your 2-ply to create a DIY flushable wet wipe. Tear off a few sheets...

Welcome to Edition 23 of What Is This Thing?, a fun game where I show you a photo of a fun-ny-lookin' product and challenge you to guess what it is. Here are some hints to help you figure it out:...