3D Thor's Hammer Keyboard Keycap

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And when Mjolnir, hammer of the great Thor, comes crashing down, my document it will print! This 3D Thor's Hammer keyboard keycap is made of titanium and aluminum alloy, and backlit through the cracks of Mjolnir's crushing...

Sexy Tarot Cards (NSFW)

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One look at this deck of Sexy Tarot Cards, and I definitely see one thing in my future: some alone time in the bedroom with my wife...

Mr. Potbeard Bamboo Stash Box Kit

Discontinued

Ready to roll? No? Perhaps it's because you don't have a Mr. Potbeard Bamboo Stash Box Kit yet. No grinder, no prep tray, no poking tool, no airtight storage containers and activated charcoal odor-absorbing sack to protect...

Dock Hammock DIY Kit

$550 - $950 Etsy »

I heart everything about this Dock Hammock DIY Kit. Except the DIY Kit part, obviously. It would be much better if the water lounger arrived fully assembled and ready to use. Dock and water included...

Heimplanet Black Cairo Camo Cave Tent

$750 Heimplanet »

I knew Heimplanet would be releasing the newest addition to their Cave Tent line, the Black Cairo Camo Cave Tent, on July 23, and felt pretty sure it would be the most stunning black and camo thing I saw all day. But...

National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit

$29.99 Amazon »

Do you trust your child with a hammer and a pile of rocks? ... How about your husband, ladies? The National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit comes with 10 fat stones packed with chewy centers made of a variety of different...

The Mandalorian The Child Chia Pet

$19.99 Amazon »

Pinnacles of cuteness unite! The cutest being ever, The Mandalorian's The Child, has been incorporated into the cutest houseplant ever, the Chia Pet. Between Baby Yoda and the Lamborghinetta Tractor I posted yesterday...

Chickenshit - The Social Drinking Card Game

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and bravery is in the eyes of Chickenshit. Or rather, Chickenshit players watching each other complete - or fail miserably at - the social drinking card game's challenges...

Miniature Cash Box & Piggy Bank

$9.90 Amazon »

Save your coins, store your cash, maybe even hide away your stash inside this miniature cash box / piggy bank combo. Available in red and black, the shrunken register measures 4.9" x 3.7" x 2.3", and has a coin slot on...

1961 Lamborghini 2241R Tractor

$17,300 - $23k RM Sotheby's »

Score this 1961 Lamborghini 2241R Tractor on auction at RM Sotheby's and she'll definitely think your tractor's sexy...

ExoHinge Resistance Exoskeleton

$75 - $150 ExoHinge »

"You lift, bro?" "Naw, dude, I ExoHinge." The ExoHinge resistance exoskeleton - a much cooler way of saying a wearable, hands-free piece of fitness equipment - is a minimalist solution for people who want to lift weights...

Nite Ize BigFoot Locker KeyRack

$10.79 Amazon »

I wouldn't normally consider Bigfoot the most tidy and organized beast on the block, but hey, I guess I don't know the guy that well. So if Nite Ize wants to use his good name in promoting their BigFoot Locker KeyRack...

Atomic Age LED Metal Desk Lamp

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Based on Niels Bohr's Atomic Model, the Atomic Age LED Metal Desk Lamp will definitely make you smarter if you study by its light. For example, high school students will be able to rock their SATs right into the Ivy League...

Liteboxer Boxing Fitness Machine

$1,495 Liteboxer »

Nobody show the Liteboxer to She-Ra: Princess of Power. She just barely crammed a Peloton into our dining room - it's the new head of the table - and I know if she sees this new rhythm-based boxing fitness machine our...

Survival Mac & Cheese

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Kraft, Chef's Banquet sees your wimpy little boxes of Mac & Cheese, and even your Costco-sized 18-packs of Mac & Cheese, and says, "Ha! You call that the cheesiest? You call that carbo-loading? Check this out." And then...

Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser

$23.95 Etsy »

When I see this - a true masterpiece in fine art - it reminds me of another masterpiece, the musical masterpiece "Get Low" by Lil John & The East Side Boyz. And specifically the song's refrain: To all skeet skeet, motherf**ker...

Auxx-lift Motorized Garage Storage System

$1,039 - $2,549 Auxx-lift »

While the Auxx-lift images and video (and name for that matter) look like something straight out of a Bob Vila special, I can assure you this motorized garage storage system is a modern-day organizer and space-saving...

3M Vetbond Tissue Adhesive

Discontinued

If it's good enough for horses and golden retrievers, it's good enough for me! Just kidding. Despite its name, 3M Vetbond Tissue Adhesive is a first aid option intended for humans who have cut themselves to "minor wound"...

E55: What Is This Thing?

$9.45 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 55 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Phillips Head Screwdriver Diversion Safe

$19.95 Amazon »

Screw it, I'm taking my stash. This Phillips Head Screwdriver Diversion Safe retains a screwdriver's trademark talent of screwing and unscrewing screws, while bringing a new trick to the party: unscrew the Phillips head...

Frank Lloyd Wright Absorbent Stone Coasters

$12.97 - $22.99 Amazon »

While Frank Lloyd Wright was a brilliant designer and an icon in the world of architecture, I have heard from an architect or two that his creative vision often overshadowed his interest in technical design, particularly...

Gneiss Spice Magnetic Spice Jars

$50 - $130 Amazon »

Feeling crafty? Feeling spicy? Craft a spice mosaic on your fridge, or other magnetic kitchen surface, with Gneiss Spice's sets of Magnetic Spice Jars...

Light Bulb Socket Splitter

$6.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Got a fixture that's not the brightest bulb in the box? Well, maybe it's time to replace it with one of these 7-way light bulb socket splitters and turn your dull bulb into a burning bright OCTOLIGHT! What's that, honey?...

Livit Backyard Studypod

$13,600 Livit »

The Livit Studypod, a prefab office for your backyard, is one solution emerging from the explosion in popularity (and, yeah, necessity) of working from home, plus the all-new phenomenon of going to school from home. Studypods...