Household
Crock-Pot Entertaining System
What a crock of sh...azam! Piping-all-night dips, steaming appetizers, even hot roasts in waiting. Crock-Pot has always made cooking for the Super Bowl easier, and now I see they've heightened hosting efforts too with...
Mr. Heater Portable Propane Heater
Snowed in, power out, and frikkin' freezing. Not a good combination. Mr. Heater's Portable Buddy can't solve all of your problems, but it does get very high reviews for making the last one a lot more bearable. The propane-driven...
FLYTE Levitating Light
The levitating FLYTE light is Edison meets...Houdini?...Superman?...Jesus? This Swedish creation consists of an energy-efficient LED bulb that both floats over its magnetic base and rotates slowly in the air for some...
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle
You've already lit the fire that melted Toht's face off. Now get ready to s'mores up the Ghostbusters' biggest bad guy. Set a match to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle at the top of his head, and watch him roast and...
Console Vaults
You're 10 minutes away from 12-gauge cold rolled plate steel. Console Vault makes truck / SUV console safes that slide in and secure to factory console bolts in an easy 10 minutes. Welded tab and notch seams, a 3-point...
Wooden Boat Bathtub
Rub-a-dub-dub, I want a wooden boat bathtub. Even more than I want a Hot Tub Tug Boat. Because while the latter may be slightly cooler and more likely to help me win friends and influence people, Unique Wood Design's...
Oak Murphy Door
Business in the front, party in the back. Tuck away your bordello or other flavor of bachelor fun house behind this fine, sophisticated Murphy Door. The 4' hinged system keeps it classy, plus gives you some extra shelving...
Doomsday Pendant Lamp
Is it a spaceship spilling out superlaser light that will vaporize us all, or is it our planet itself, heating up at its core, splitting at the seams, and beginning its explosion outward into great ball of flame and fury?...
Mediflow Waterbase Pillow
All the Goldilockses of the world who are finicky about too big, too small, too puffy, and too flat, Mediflow has created a pillow they believe will always be your Just Right. The Waterbase Pillow combines a 5" top layer...
2-Person Black Jacuzzi
I bet my girlfriend will be my Valentine if I get this sick black jacuzzi bathtub. In fact, I bet all of my girlfriend's girlfriends will also be my Valentine if I get it. Six adjustable massage jets. Eight powerful back...
Toker Poker Glow-in-the-Dark Smoker's Tool
Ergonomics aren't just for desk chairs and keyboards anymore. Stoners need their specialized tools to feel comfortable during repetitive and long term use too. 'Cause what good is smoking a bowl to alleviate the pain...
The Wave Bed
Grab your lady, or your Tenga, and catch a wave. This contemporary wave-like bed smacks just enough of the 80s, my golden years of childhood, that I kind of love it. The frame comes in black, brown, or white faux leather...
Carpet Chair
When you're a genie, or Cypriot designer Stelios Mousarris, you don't just know how to make magic carpets fly, you know how to bend and fold them into a creative and elegant seating option to use when you're not in the...
Hippopotamus Sofa
It's too late to say you want a hippopotamus for Christmas, but maybe if you're real good, kids, Mommy or Daddy (or Sugar Daddy, ladies) will get you a hippopotamus for Valentine's Day. This one you won't even have to...
Diamond Whiskey Decanter
When me and my friend Cornelius host our Super Bowl 50 box pool I think we're going to start a yearly tradition of giving this Diamond Whiskey Decanter to the winner as a trophy. Filled with the alcohol of his choice...
NEMO Puffin Blankets
NEMO's Puffin Blanket is essentially a sleeping bag, un-mummified and without the zipper. It provides cozy, camping-quality warmth around the open fire or in front of the fireplace when the temperature drops, or the mood...
Inception Coffee Table
Designer and model maker Stelios Mousarris calls this coffee table his Wave City, but you know this stellar assemblage of a city folding on top of itself comes straight from the trippy scenes of the movie Inception. Mousarris...
4' x 4' Cable-Lifted Storage Rack
Where are you going to put all that crap you got for Christmas? How about all that crap you got new crap to replace at Christmas? I like this 4' x 4' Cable-Lifted Storage Rack from Racor for 3 reasons: 1) It allows me...
Mechanical Wooden Clock Kit
I was going to get my 14-year-old nephew one of these Mechanical Wooden Clock Kits for Christmas, but then I remembered they don't teach kids how to tell analog time anymore so he wouldn't even be able to read it. I also...
Luxury Star Wars Pens
I never understood why anyone would pay thousands of dollars for a fountain pen. But ST Dupont has created a series of them honoring Star Wars, including a Tie-Fighter, an X-Wing, and two extra super special Darth Vader...
Your Slyce Pizza Topping Divider
I guess the Your Slyce pizza topping divider--or as they call it, "personalization tool"--is a good idea for, say, the 1% of Americans who eat only 1 slice of pizza. For the rest of us, it's a terrible tease...
Edison Light Bulbs
Nothing like tacking a Tesla or Edison onto your product to make a quick buck these days (you've seen the lighter and the board game, right?) Here at least we have an item that is nearly synonymous with Edison's name:...
Water Preserver Concentrate
Now that you've designated a bathtub to store your waterBOB it's probably a good idea to make sure the giant reservoir's emergency contents are actually safe to drink in the event of an emergency. This little bottle holds...
Elite Executive Fire Safe
Stack-On goes for security tested, fire rated, and convertible with their Elite Executive Fire Safe. It takes care of protecting your valuables from sticky fingers and encroaching flames as a registered California Department...
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