Household

Shelter-in-Place Earthquake Essentials Kit

$229 Amazon »

Welp, I guess the Shelter-in-Place Earthquake Essentials Kit is about as prepared as you can get for an earthquake. The one natural disaster that strikes with no warning, no chance of escape, no possibility for mitigation...

Bagster Dumpster in a Bag - Holds up to 3,300 Pounds

$29.95 Amazon »

Declutter your life, to the tune of 3,300 pounds, with the Bagster Dumpster in a Bag. A 2-part endeavor - the heavy-duty, 3 cubic-yard, 8' long x 4' wide x 2.5' tall polypropylene Bagster Bag, and the Bagster removal...

Wall-Mounted Folding Chair

$119.20 Etsy »

Who wants to play Hide & Seat? Three Friend Carpenter's wall-mounted folding chair is a gift to space-conscious apartment-dwellers and homeowners, and furniture design geeks alike. Make minimalists giddy, and people who...

Lodge Wildlife Series Cast Iron Skillets

$13.75 - $68 Amazon »

Moose and turkeys and bears, oh...yum. And you don't even have to eat them to think so, my plant-based dudes. Lodge's Wildlife Series of cast iron skillets honor some of "America's most distinctive animals" not by cooking...

Studio Stirling Sling Chairs

Check out these Sling Chairs from Studio Stirling. I might even call them Swingin' Sling Chairs to better communicate the touch of whimsy their luxe modern aesthetic will also bring to your home's interior (or exterior)...

Word Search Bedding

A great way to get the kids to turn off the lights and go to bed is to give them a duvet cover and pillowcases printed with a word search. Oh, there's a washable marker included with the Word Search Bedding too, so they...

Maiullari Cooking Box - Kitchen in a Box

The Maiullari Cooking Box: A Kitchen Solution for...Nomads? The Giovanni Pesce design is clever, I guess, but it seems like even the smallest and most efficient of apartments and homes are equipped with a kitchen. And...

Alice in Wonderland Doorknob

$89.99 Etsy »

The Doorknob you see here may not lead you to Lewis Carroll's Wonderland, but Prop Sculptor's Alice in Wonderland replica is fully functional, so it could lead you to, like, your bedroom or your backyard, and if you're...

Parting Stone - Turn a Loved One's Ashes Into Pebbles

$295 - $695 Parting Stone »

A Parting Stone conversation: "Dude. Grandma is stacked." "Yeah, dude, I know...but, hey, be careful around her. I spent all day propping her up like that, I don't want anyone tipping her over."...

Whirley-Pop Color-Changing Popcorn Popper

$41.09 Amazon »

Three minutes and a dedicated cranking arm are all the Whirley-Pop Popcorn Popper needs to make a fresh 'n' fluffy batch of popped kernels ready for the couch and the next episodes of Ted Lasso (for me) and Physical (for...

Reusable Toilet Paper

$18.58 - $29.11 Etsy »

D'oh! Why didn't I think of reusable toilet paper for my April Fool's Day joke product this year? That's hilarious! And OMG gross! And...totally real?!...

1-Second Cable Tie Opener & Preserver

$9.99 Amazon »

While cutting cable ties is certainly on my list of Funnest Things To Do in Life - especially if they're wrapped around something fragile like glass that could potential shatter in my face during my cutting efforts -...

Dash Mini Skull Waffle Maker

$17.99 Amazon »

I always thought the brains were the tastiest part of the human head, but Dash's Mini Skull Waffle Maker has me reconsidering. I'd definitely eat that cranium...

Smith's 2-Step Knife Sharpener

$5.99 Amazon »

How many steps does it take to dull a knife? No clue, but with Smith's 2-Step Knife Sharpener, I know exactly how many it takes to sharpen one. The same number as Lynryd Skynyrd needs the mister to give him towards the...

Sleeping Animal Pots

$60 Sarza »

Sleeping Animal Pots? That's generous. More like Elephants, Giraffes, Rhinos, Ostriches, and Hippos That Got Into Some Rotting Marula Fruit Pots. AKA Drunk Animal Pots. Cute nonetheless, especially if you've seen the...

iroha Ukidama Take Vibrator & Bath Light

Know what the iroha Ukidama Take Vibrator & Bath Light kinda looks like? An egg. More specifically, a Tenga Easy Beat Egg...for the ladies. With a few modifications to double the pleasure and fun for the female anatomy...

Cork Rocket Desk Organizer

$30 SUCK UK »

Why give tens of millions of dollars to the Baby Beezus or Branson, MO to go on a rocket and spend 2 minutes in space when you can spend $30 on a Cork Rocket Desk Organizer and have somewhere to store your pens and Sharpies...

Toshiba Low Carb Rice Cooker

$168.46 Amazon »

Nope, the Toshiba Low Carb Rice Cooker isn't a rice cooker for low carb rice. It's even more unbelievable than that: a rice cooker that cooks normal rice into low carb rice. Impossible! you say. (Well, that's what I said...

Rubbermaid Reveal Power Scrubber

$17.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

You get an electric toothbrush, your kids get an electric toothbrush, and now, with Rubbermaid's Reveal Power Scrubber, your grout, grill grates, tire rims, tarnished silverware, and tile get an electric toothbrush too!...

Vitamin C Filter Shower Head

$12.99 Amazon »

Perfect. I've been looking for a shower head that also grinds pepper. I just don't sneeze enough while I'm in there. No? Not a suds 'n' season sort of setup here? A water filter? Ohhh, alright then...

Million Dollar Cube Money Table

$280 Amazon »

Is this what they mean by hiding something in plain sight? The Million Dollar Cube Money Table is an 18" x 18" x 18" decorative side or end table that looks like a pile of neatly stacked hundos. It's totally fake. ...

Slinky Planter

May I recommend the Slinky Planter for your Ponytail Palm? Romanian designer Andreea Cornila combines whimsy with nostalgia in her forthcoming Slinky Collection, a line featuring planters modeled after the iconic childhood...

Showerspecs - Reading Glasses for the Shower & Bath

It's a sad day when I see a product like Showerspecs - reading glasses designed specifically for wear in the shower or bathtub, so you can, like, see the difference between your shampoo and conditioner, or notice that...

Luisladders Triple-Jointed Folding Ladder

$99.99 - $199.99 Amazon »

Ah, this folding ladder from Luisladders reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Karen: triple-jointed and evil AF...