Household

BIC Lighter Rug

$95 Etsy »

I was going to be kind and call this BIC Lighter Rug "quirky" and "niche," but it's made by an Etsy shop named Ugly Rugs, so I guess I can just be straight and call a spade a spade. So...Dudes, look at this ugly-ass BIC...

Fuzzy Ball Instant-Dry Hand Towels

$14.99 Amazon »

These Fuzzy Ball Towels look more like what I'd use to suds up and wash my body than to dry it almost instantly. But I guess they have magical microfiber properties that suck up water with a quickness, and also their...

SplatterDom Pot/Pan Cover & Stovetop Protector

$39.99 - $44.99 Amazon »

Rising as a wall, like a protector supreme. It encloses pots and pans, and keeps your stovetop nice and clean. Welcome to the SplatterDom!...

simplehuman Paper Towel Pump

$80 - $90 simplehuman »

simplehuman has come up with the Paper Towel Pump, a paper towel holder with a removable cleaning solution spray bottle as its core, and yet another product that makes a simple human task a little bit easier. And a little...

Bag of Chips Pillows

$20.65 Etsy »

These handmade designs from Funny Bonny Store are all that and a bag of...pillow. Ready to turn all who own them into real couch potato...chips. Lays, Cheetos, Doritos, it's the best of crunchy snacks meets the best of...

Grid Studio Disassembled Old Tech Art

$39.99 - $599 Grid Studio »

Grid Studio creates art honoring extinction that is itself on the verge of extinction. Their framed displays of disassembled old tech - namely iPhones, but also a few other Apple products, brands of early edition cell...

Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion

$206.10 - $428.92 Etsy »

I will take one Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion, please. Plus everything else in that hygge-lookin' room with it. Including, probably, the walls and house the room sits inside. Oh, but not the lady in the Christmas PJs lying...

Reversible Flour Sack Kitchen Towels

$22.29 Amazon »

Not that I'm a Level 10 expert on kitchen towels and dish towels and the like, but these Reversible Flour Sack Kitchen Towels are hands down the best kitchen towels and dish towels and the like that I've ever used. And...

NFL Football Field Cat Scratcher Toy

$13.99 Amazon »

He pulls back...he's going long...he swipes...he claws...he scoooooores! The NFL Football Field Cat Scratcher Toy gives your feline friends something to do while you're watching the game this fall, and then you something...

Socket Fanlight

$47.95 Amazon »

A ceiling fan, plus an LED light, that installs in seconds by screwing into your existing ceiling light socket?! Damn, Socket Fanlight, talk about a real cool, light bulb moment!...

Eiffel Tower Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$1,394.20 - $1,894.80 Amazon »

What was Dutch Lab's favorite part about their trip to France? The coffee, and the Eiffel Tower. So back home, they put the two together to create the Eiffel Tower Cold Brew Coffee Maker...

UPAN Cast Iron Sausage Pan

$72.50 Amazon »

The UPAN will slot up and straighten out your sausages. Wield your wieners. Barricade your brats. Cradle your corndogs. It will even manhandle your meatballs and turn out your toad-in-the-holes. The UPAN is a channeled...

Bath Spaghetti Body Wash

$13.20 Etsy »

It's spaghetti so good you want to smear it all over your body and bathe in it. Just like your Italian grandma used to make. Even better, you can indulge in Bath Spaghetti calorie- and marinara-stain-free! Both your insides...

Fluffy Wall Art

$153 - $344 Kahove »

Can't get a puppy or a cat? How about a pettable Mona Lisa, a soft 'n' silky Scream, or a furry Starry Night instead? Fluffy Wall Art turns masterpieces of fine art into masterpieces of fluff art, with the artists of...

Mini Travel Digital Bathroom Scale

$25.99 Amazon »

Check out this Mini Travel Digital Bathroom Scale. It's the perfect way to ruin your trip to Italy, Mexico, Morocco, France, Japan, Spain...really anywhere in the world whose culture and food you've been waiting to experience...

Working Compass Side Table

$297.99 Amazon »

I don't know how much you'd actually use this Working Compass Side Table as a compass...or as a side table, really, given putting stuff on top of it would hide the compass / most interesting part about it, but it's still...

Stackabl Custom Recycled Furniture

Sustainable designer seating. Recycled luxury. Expensive custom trash. Any will do in describing the Stackabl line of furniture...though creators STACKLAB and Maison Gerard probably won't dig that last one as much as...

Microwave Toaster

$21.94 Amazon »

Confession: I do not own a toaster. Nor do I want to own a toaster. On average, I feel the need to toast bread about 3 times a year. Which is crazy, because I love toasted bread. I order it when I go out to breakfast...

YETI 12" Cast Iron Skillet

$400 YETI »

In collaboration with "the cast iron masters over at Butter Pat Industries in Maryland," YETI has released a 12" Cast Iron Skillet. And it costs, well, about as much as a YETI cooler. Or a YETI duffel bag. Or, proportionally...

Duuuuuude Catnip Cat Toy

$8.49 Perpetual Kid »

Duuuuuude is what I always feel like my cat, Zanzibar, is thinking when he looks at me. But not in a Duuuuuude Catnip Cat Toy kind of way, which suggests the thing in the cat's possession is better than two dead mice...

Clamp-On Desk Pegboard

$44.99 - $70 Amazon »

Cluttered. Disorganized. In need of a privacy screen that will hide the non-work-related things I'm doing on my laptop. You've got me pegged, VIVO. And it appears you've also got me a Clamp-On Desk Pegboard to address...

EaZy MealZ Bacon Rack & Tray Set

$26.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

I'm not sure if bacon qualifies as a whole MealZ, but it is definitely EaZy to prepare with this Bacon Rack & Tray Set. And if you disagree - about the whole MealZ part, that is - be sure to get the XL size of the brand's...

Deeply Satisfying Poo In Progress Bathroom Warning Sign

$9.95 Amazon »

People think it's nasty, or at least poor manners at the dinner table, to talk about poo. Poo consistency. Poo shapes. Poo volume. And even poo feelings, which I particularly don't understand, because in every other aspect...

Abode Gale Cordless Fan

$99 Abode »

Abode Gale is a cordless fan that's personal in size and powerful in action. Its 9-hour battery life and slim, 700-gram design make the Gale an easy grab-and-go companion as you move throughout your home or office, and...