Ice Cream Duck Night Light
It's an ice cream cone made of Vanilla Duck Butt with Candied Orange Feet. Or! It's a duck on his feet who's buried half his body inside an ice cream cone, because it's obviously easier for him to gobble out the no-chewing-required vanilla soft-serve than munch away on the cake wafer. Either way, this is a bizarre, quacky, and duckin' odd night light. Even more inexplicable than the passed-out-drunk duck night light. Why do all the night lights keep ridiculing the poor Pekin Duck? If they want to humiliate a breed of waterfowl, why not go after the Canada Goose? At least those assholes deserve it.
The Ice Cream Duck Night Light is a both-sides-up lamp for your nightstand or desktop that provides a soothing light after dark. It is made of ABS and silica gel, soft to the touch when you tap or squeeze the ducky's caboose to turn it on and off. Measurements are 4.1" x 3.5" x 5.1".