Kitchen

Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set

$72 Amazon »

Beware the Dark Side? Looks more like Cheers to the Dark Side! to me with this Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set. JoyJolt has a whole line of Star Wars glassware, but this highball nod Galactic Empire...

Rugboard Tempered Glass Cutting Board

$14.99 - $19.90 Amazon »

You know I have to say it: the Rugboard will really tie your meals together. ... Or at least encourage your guests to pee on them. While not specifically a nod to The Big Lebowski like The Dude's Rug Cutting Board, no...

Eggler Egg Cracker, Peeler & Slicer

$12.95 Dreamfarm »

I'd dig it if the Eggler were a new McDonald's character who steals McMuffins, but I must say, I like it almost as much that the Eggler is actually a new 3-in-1 kitchen tool from Dreamfarm that cracks, peels, and slices...

Banana Leaf Silicone Lid for Food Storage & Cooking

$24.30 - $32.99 Amazon »

This silicone lid for food storage and cooking isn't bananas. It's banana leafs! ... Fine, grammar police (aka Mama), banana leaves...

Penis Charcuterie Board

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No one will be able to beat your meat, or resist your cheese, or help but grab your berries, when you arrange them atop the Penis Charcuterie Board. It's the best reference to genitalia I've seen in a serving tray since...

SplatterDom Pot/Pan Cover & Stovetop Protector

$39.99 - $44.99 Amazon »

Rising as a wall, like a protector supreme. It encloses pots and pans, and keeps your stovetop nice and clean. Welcome to the SplatterDom!...

simplehuman Paper Towel Pump

$49 - $56 simplehuman »

simplehuman has come up with the Paper Towel Pump, a paper towel holder with a removable cleaning solution spray bottle as its core, and yet another product that makes a simple human task a little bit easier. And a little...

Reversible Flour Sack Kitchen Towels

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Not that I'm a Level 10 expert on kitchen towels and dish towels and the like, but these Reversible Flour Sack Kitchen Towels are hands down the best kitchen towels and dish towels and the like that I've ever used. And...

Eiffel Tower Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$1,394.20 - $1,894.80 Amazon »

What was Dutch Lab's favorite part about their trip to France? The coffee, and the Eiffel Tower. So back home, they put the two together to create the Eiffel Tower Cold Brew Coffee Maker...

UPAN Cast Iron Sausage Pan

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The UPAN will slot up and straighten out your sausages. Wield your wieners. Barricade your brats. Cradle your corndogs. It will even manhandle your meatballs and turn out your toad-in-the-holes. The UPAN is a channeled...

Microwave Toaster

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Confession: I do not own a toaster. Nor do I want to own a toaster. On average, I feel the need to toast bread about 3 times a year. Which is crazy, because I love toasted bread. I order it when I go out to breakfast...

YETI 12" Cast Iron Skillet

$400 YETI »

In collaboration with "the cast iron masters over at Butter Pat Industries in Maryland," YETI has released a 12" Cast Iron Skillet. And it costs, well, about as much as a YETI cooler. Or a YETI duffel bag. Or, proportionally...

EaZy MealZ Bacon Rack & Tray Set

$26.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

I'm not sure if bacon qualifies as a whole MealZ, but it is definitely EaZy to prepare with this Bacon Rack & Tray Set. And if you disagree - about the whole MealZ part, that is - be sure to get the XL size of the brand's...

Better Breader Batter Bowl

$21.99 Amazon »

Obviously I'm getting this Better Breader Batter Bowl as a gift for my mama so that I can shake up a few pieces of chicken, and then when we all sit down to eat it, turn to my raving Aunt Jan and say, "It's the Better...

Hidden Image Soy Sauce Dish

$21 IPPINKA »

You don't need a magic eye to see the hidden images in IPPINKA's soy sauce dishes, just a hungry mouth ready to receive some salt-kissed sushi...

BALMUDA The Brew Automatic Pour Over Coffee Maker

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BALMUDA The Brew, an automatic pour over coffee maker, is Japanese design and manufacturing firm BALMUDA's latest design-y and design-award-winning appliance design. Think it's more design over substance?...

Kitchen Cooking Oil Dispenser Bottle with Basting Brush

$10.99 - $13.99 Amazon »

If you like a brush of oil on your meats and veggies, or a squeeze of it in your salads and saute pans, then this kitchen cooking oil dispenser bottle and its basting brush topper are for you...

Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set

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Wondering what to do with that recycling bin full of empty wine bottles you can't fathom having generated in just one weekend? The Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set is every wino lush's dream! Arrange this trio of bamboo...

Cooksy Hex Surface Hybrid Frying Pan

$69 Amazon »

Who needs a new fancy frying pan to Cooksy some dinner tonight? The 9" Cooksy Hex Surface Hybrid Frying Pan is a versatile piece of cookware made to sit atop any type of cooktop, slide into ovens up to 500 degrees F...

Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle

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Dark. Dense. Powerful. That is the Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle. Handsome. Traditional. Virginal. That too is the Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle...

Pasta Grande Pasta-Shaped Kitchen Tool Gift Set

$38.90 Amazon »

This box of pasta, Pasta Grande, combines 4 of the Monkey Business brand's pasta-shaped kitchen tools into a single set ready for all your housewarming, foodie, and Mother's Day gift needs. You'll get a pair of Farfalloni...

Aroma SmartCarb Low-Carb Multi-Cooker

$129.95 Amazon »

Aroma says their SmartCarb Multi-Cooker "removes up to 30% of starchy sugars for a fluffier, healthier texture" and "low-carb alternative" when giving rice and other grains its steam-boil treatment. And I say, "How is...

Ograte Two-Sided Speed Grater

$16.95 Dreamfarm »

It's a two-sided speed grater! O ease! O convenience! Ograte! Another up-leveled kitchen tool from Dreamfarm, the Ograte double duty in tackling all your cheese and vegetable shredding needs. On one side food hits the...

Whale Water Splash Guard for Sinks

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Yep, definitely feel like I'm in the front row at SeaWorld, and Shamu is in a belly flopping mood, when I sit at our kitchen counter while my wife does the dishes. ... No, that reference does not mean I support SeaWorld...