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Kenny Powers Mullet Cap

By: on September 14, 2011
  • Kenny Powers Mullet Cap
  • Kenny Powers Mullet Cap
  • Kenny Powers Mullet Cap
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When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom, multi-million dollar deals, endorsements. Everyone wanted a piece of my shit. Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a fucking cannon. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.

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Gotcha Cap Self Defense Tool

Sold Out from Amazon »

You can watch the video to see the Gotcha Cap in action, or click here to watch a GIF of it showing a punk ass watermelon what's up. Issued by FAB Defense, the Gotcha Cap is a covert self defense tool (and swell hat!)...

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Leather Star Wars Hats

$149.99 - $594.99 from Etsy »

Swans have a reputation for both beauty and aggression, and I think The Blonde Swan nails both with her lavishly brash Star Wars-themed leather hats. All come out of Swan Elisabeth Martin's custom Victorian milliner's...

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Blitzball - Ultimate Backyard Baseball

$11.99 - $19.99 from Blitzball »

What makes Blitzball the ultimate in backyard baseball? I mean, in addition to the allusion to Final Fantasy? Curves and distance, say its creators. Times two. Check out the video and you won't just see Blitzballs fly...

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Army Man Bottle Opener

$7.88 from Amazon »

Happy Cheap Gift for Dad Thursday! Now when's Father's Day again? Not 'til June. Huh. Maybe Pops would like an Army Man Bottle Opener from the Easter Bunny....

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iRestore Laser Hair Growth System

$695 from Amazon »

I'm not saying the iRestore laser hair growth system works. (I'm also not saying I need a need an iRestore laser hair growth system. For the record.) But the helmet with the red glow and hefty price tag does claim to...

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Bam Vino Wine & Liquor Bottle Holders

$29.97 - $73.09 from Amazon »

Even if your Bam Vino is wearing the cap of your favorite MLB team, it's OK to pray for a swing and a miss when the bat's your $300 bottle of Richebourg Grand Cru. Or, if you're not into wine, this baseball player bust...

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Brain Hat

$5 from Ravelry »

Too stoic to wear your heart on your sleeve? Then wear your frontal lobe on your Bieber side-swept bangs! The "brainchild" of a self-proclaimed starving medical student, this clever, kitschy knitting pattern will earn...

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T-Rex Bottle Opener

$26 from Amazon »

T-Rex, no, please! Don't eat my face! Eat...eat...eat this bottle of Bud Light Lime! ... No dude, that's just the cap, you gotta get the stuff in--no? You don't want it? OK, OK, that's cool--what, you want--? You want...

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Kids Ultimate Bearded Beanie

Discontinued

The bearded beanie is a perfect way to keep your kid warm and make him look like he has a beard. I have a feeling that it is also a great way to torment your kid, give him an itchy face, and possibly have lasting effects...

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magic Opener - Magnetic All-Thing Opener

$23.44 from Amazon »

Maybe "All-Thing" is a slight exaggeration. The magic Opener EXTREME won't open a corked wine bottle. Or a bag of chips. Or, ladies, his heart to you. But it will open a lot. Beer bottles, screw-top bottles, pull-tab...

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Doody Head Poo Flinging Game

$19.95 from Amazon »

Box Contents: 2 Hats; 3 Doodies. In life we sling mud and we talk shit and also many animals with opposable thumbs literally throw their excrement, so...uh...it's only logical that someone created a party game wherein...

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Mullet Headbands

$9.99 - $14 from Amazon »

Did you hear that researchers predict 1 in 3 costumes this Halloween will include a mullet? If not it's because I just made that up, but I think with a little teamwork and a lot of these Mullet Headbands, we can make...