ToppCock Silver Odor Neutralizer Gel
I didn't have enough room in the title to add "...for Man Parts." Do you think it would be too offensive to give a bottle of ToppCock Silver Odor Neutralizer Gel to this guy I know at work as an Anonymous Santa gift? Like, worse than the internal deodorant pills I gave him last year? People can be kind of touchy about being told they are stink bombing the rest of us out of the office!
What I like about ToppCock Silver's pitch is that it isn't a perfume-y cover up, but a stench neutralizer. The company says its natural antibacterial tea tree oil and aloe vera active ingredients will turn down below-the-belt essences of human bio-rot without making you smell like a medicine cabinet or piece of gum. Silver also comes in gel form, so it's less messy to apply than powder, though should dry without a sticky residue so you're ultimately left with cockandballs that feel all powdered and ready for the ball. Putting ToppCock on top can also help soothe irritation and itch.