Grooming

Dr. Squatch Star Wars Collection Soap

Perhaps once they see Dr. Squatch's Star Wars Collection Soap your kiddos won't want to cast bathtime into a galaxy far, far away. A limited edition from the hairy beast grooming brand, Star Wars Soaps pay equal homage...

Stubble Buddy Beard & Manscaping Vacuum

$29.99 Stubble Buddy »

Um, is that McDreamy hawking the Stubble Buddy beard and manscaping vacuum? If so, sorry this is what life dealt you after the Grey's Anatomy kill-off...

Mighty Patch Pimple Patch

$12.99 Amazon »

Pimple. Zit. Acne. Pus volcano. Blemish if you're being fancy. The Mighty Patch Pimple Patch destroys them all. At least according to Mighty Patch themselves, who say their medical-grade hydrocolloid sticker "absorbs...

Flaus Eco-Friendly Electric Flosser

$69 Flaus »

Flaus hopes to be the hygiene gadget that finally makes you want to floss. Or at least convinces you to floss even if you don't want to so, according to the electric flosser's makers, "you never have to lie to your dentist...

Duke Cannon Tactical Soap on a Rope Pouch

$17.21 Amazon »

Duke Cannon's Tactical Soap on a Rope Pouch is the most cliche of all cliche gifts for Dad, made less - no wait, I mean more - cliche here by the men's grooming brand's insertion of the word "tactical." Duke Cannon does...

Kai Paper Razor - Eco-Friendly Origami Razor

$10 Kai »

The Paper Razor from Japanese brand Kai Group is an experiment in sustainable single-use shaving gear. And also a test of your origami game every time you want to get rid of that 3-day stubble. Or finally realize the...

Small Business Shoutout: TOA Waters Brawny Bubble Baths

$32.99 TOA Waters »

Do you like bubble baths? Are you a rugged individual? If you said yes, well then, have you tried TOA Waters bubble baths for the rugged individual? And if you said no, well then, have you tried TOA Waters bubble baths...

BoSidin Permanent Hair Removal Device

$339.99 Amazon »

The BoSidin permanent hair removal device says, "Don't forget about your medical-grade at-home options for unruly body hair!" 2020 saw many of us either attempting to administer self-haircuts, or saying F it and letting...

Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap

$9.95 Amazon »

While Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap would make a really nice addition to any man's grooming supplies, it is also a good gift for a man you don't like much, such as, oh, I don't know, say, your father-in-law, because: 1) it...

Dr. Sheffield's Chocolate Toothpaste

$11.99 Amazon »

Chocolate, a food typically associated with causing cavities, is now used to prevent them? What witchcraft is your Chocolate Toothpaste, Dr. Sheffield?...

Tetra Soap - Slip-Free Bar Soap

$20 Tetra Soap »

Tetra Soap is here to ruin the ol' drop a bar of slippery soap in the shower joke: this tetrapod-shaped sudser swears to be 100% slip-free when you use it...

Shower Toga - Shower & Change Privately in Public

$46.95 Amazon »

While I've never tried the Shower Toga myself, it certainly looks like a more compact, comfortable, and overall practical way to shower and change privately in public than a pair of suspenders strapped to a whiskey barrel...

The PLUCK Nose Hair & Ear Hair Remover

$21.95 Amazon »

This is what PLUCK has to say about PLUCK: "PLUCK is a new kind of nose and ear hair remover. It is the best of both worlds." The best of both worlds, huh? Any chance those worlds are the Acathla and Wolfram & Hart hell...

Arkam Ionic Beard Straightener Brush

$24.99 Amazon »

You've got the beard clippers, the beard shaper, the beard comb, the beard balm, and the beard ornaments, but are they still not not enough to tame the beard beast? I've got one more beard wrangler for you to try: the...

Money Soap - Real Cash in Bars of Soap

$8 - $63 Etsy »

Money Soap! What a genius way to give your favorite graduate or birthday kid the cash they crave, without neglecting your duty as a parent / mentor / naggy Aunt Jan to remind them to wash their hands...

Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 Groin Hair Trimmer

$69.99 Amazon »

The Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 knows that even when we're stuck inside, many of us are living in the wild. This groin trimmer and happy trail blazer wants to help hack through the brush and bush - a lot more gently, and...

Philips DIY Hair Clippers with Head Shaver Attachment

$90.52 Amazon »

I'm not trying to make self-haircut kits a recurring series or anything, but they are an item of high interest right now, and the Philips Headgroom, DIY hair clippers with a head shaver attachment, bring a little something...

Remington Cordless Vacuum Self-Haircut Kit

$56.57 Amazon »

When it comes to cutting your own hair, Remington really has your back. Well, with their Vacuum Self-Haircut Kit, they mostly have your head and neck, but if you're bushy in the torso area...and lower...I'm sure you could...

Shower Foot Massager, Scrubber & Cleaner

$14.95 Amazon »

When I went to my Nana's as an ornery kid, and either didn't want to take a shower, or didn't clean myself to her liking, she always told me the same thing: "If you don't get in that shower and do it right, I'll come...

Remington Shortcut Pro Self-Haircut Kit

$59.99 Amazon »

Time to learn a new skill...and maybe learn to love a new haircut. The Remington Shortcut Pro is a self-haircut kit that could see a big surge in popularity if barber shops and hair salons remain closed for the foreseeable...

Ingrown Toenail Correction Tool

Sold Out Amazon »

Nothing like fighting the inflicted pain of an ingrown toenail with...inflicting pain to remove the ingrown toenail. This ingrown toenail correction tool looks like a torture device created by evil nail salon owners...

EDC Titanium Earpick

$19.90 - $25.49 Amazon »

An earpick, also known as an ear spoon or ear scoop, is a super sexy tool for ignoring your mama's advice and digging out all that gooey (or dry and flaky) earwax from your ear canals. And, with MecArmy's EDC Titanium...

The Lollipop Wipe - Chocolate-Flavored Crotch Cleaner

Discontinued

It tastes like dark chocolate and it's latex-compatible, ladies and gentlemen. Lollipop Wipes are individually wrapped pieces of black rayon paper infused with an edible - and dark-chocolate-flavored! - water-based cream...

SZQHT Wide Jaw Nail Clippers

$9.97 - $12.72 Amazon »

Ready for a little DIY, at-home snip, snip? This time for your fingernails and toenails, rather than your vas deferens*. SZQHT levels up your cheap and crusty nail clippers with their line of ergonomic, wide jaw trimmers...