Grooming

Philips Sonicare Cordless Power Flosser

$64.96 - $79.96 Amazon »

Am I more or less likely to floss with the Philips Sonicare Cordless Power Flosser than I am with regular dental floss? Hmmm, well, as long as I use Philips' Sonicare Toothbrush companion more than once a month, I'd say...

Eyebrow Razor

$13.99 Amazon »

Just a little off the bottom...a little off the top. Bring it in on the left...and the right. There! Check it...Ahhhhh! Mama! I have Hitler eyebrows!...

Nail Clippers with Magnifying Glass

$11.99 Amazon »

These nail clippers with a magnifying glass built in are marketed for the elderly, but I think they would be good gifts for anyone who can't see that well, but refuses to wear glasses or contacts. Such as, for example...

Squeaky Clean Feet Foot Scrubber Shower Shoes

$29 Amazon »

Scrub-a-dub-dub and tickle-tickle your way to Squeaky Clean Feet with the brand's Foot Scrubber Shower Shoes. I haven't tried them, but I gotta say, it looks like no detail was spared in their design...

Wahl Peanut Hair & Beard Clipper

$49.99 Amazon »

Aside from the fact that the Wahl Peanut Hair & Beard Clipper looks as much like a nutsack as it does a peanut, have you ever seen a better Father's Day gift for Dad? Or better, Grandpa? Dude, one constant in my life...

The Scruffie Leg & Neck Shaver

$19.97 Amazon »

According to the Scruffie leg and neck shaver, "The Scruffie is a shaving tool that allows you to shave your legs and back of the neck." My question is: but is it? Is this razor with a hydra's worth of heads really going...

Chilly Ghost Pepper Toothpaste

$13.99 Amazon »

Do you like big, bold, whack-you-in-the-face flavors...in your toothpaste? Then grab a tube of Chilly and let this ghost pepper and twice-mentholated toothpaste take you from the blistering heat of Death Valley to the...

BLVD Chromb Car & Truck Combs & Bottle Openers

$25 - $40 BLVD Chromb »

Baby, you can drive my car / Yes, I'm gonna be...in the passenger seat sprucing up my hair and beard with one of BLVD Chromb's car and truck combs. Then I'll use the bottle opener at the end to pop open a nice summer...

Nikken Ear Hair Tweezers

Japanese grooming brand Nikken Razor Co. has developed some tweezers specifically for ear hair. And they're not calling them Twearzers. In fact, it doesn't look like they're calling the coiled spring follicular grippers...

Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clippers

$14 Amazon »

I'm gonna start the New Year right, with a resolution to Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clip my nails when they get too long or split, instead of biting the shit out of them...

Anthony Men's Glycolic Exfoliating & Resurfacing Wipes

$25 Amazon »

My appreciation for wipes has grown exponentially as I've gotten older. Now I'm mostly talking about the wipes used on the opposite end of the body as Anthony Glycolic Exfoliating & Resurfacing Wipes, but I've also developed...

Dr. Tung's Smart Floss Cardamom Dental Floss

$6.19 Amazon »

Last month I did something I don't do very often, which is go to the dentist, and after bulldozing and bludgeoning my teeth and gums they gave me the obligatory "goodie bag" of a toothbrush, toothpaste, and dental floss...

Screamo Cherry-Scented Bubble Blower

$13.95 Lush »

I scream, you scream, we all scream for...bathtime? Happy splashing, happy blowing, happy skin-softening, and happy Halloween from the Screamo Cherry-Scented Bubble Blower. An inspired seasonal release from Lush, the...

Nest Brush Self-Dispensing UV-C Toothbrush

$33 - $89 indiegogo »

The Nest Brush is not some newfangled self-dispensing electric toothbrush with a UV-C sterilizing stand. It's a newfangled self-dispensing manual toothbrush with a UV-C sterilizing stand. And the UV-C stand is optional...

Dr. Squatch Star Wars Collection Soap

Perhaps once they see Dr. Squatch's Star Wars Collection Soap your kiddos won't want to cast bathtime into a galaxy far, far away. A limited edition from the hairy beast grooming brand, Star Wars Soaps pay equal homage...

Stubble Buddy Beard & Manscaping Vacuum

$29.99 Stubble Buddy »

Um, is that McDreamy hawking the Stubble Buddy beard and manscaping vacuum? If so, sorry this is what life dealt you after the Grey's Anatomy kill-off...

Mighty Patch Pimple Patch

$12.99 Amazon »

Pimple. Zit. Acne. Pus volcano. Blemish if you're being fancy. The Mighty Patch Pimple Patch destroys them all. At least according to Mighty Patch themselves, who say their medical-grade hydrocolloid sticker "absorbs...

Flaus Eco-Friendly Electric Flosser

$69 Flaus »

Flaus hopes to be the hygiene gadget that finally makes you want to floss. Or at least convinces you to floss even if you don't want to so, according to the electric flosser's makers, "you never have to lie to your dentist...

Duke Cannon Tactical Soap on a Rope Pouch

$18.70 Amazon »

Duke Cannon's Tactical Soap on a Rope Pouch is the most cliche of all cliche gifts for Dad, made less - no wait, I mean more - cliche here by the men's grooming brand's insertion of the word "tactical." Duke Cannon does...

Kai Paper Razor - Eco-Friendly Origami Razor

$10 Kai »

The Paper Razor from Japanese brand Kai Group is an experiment in sustainable single-use shaving gear. And also a test of your origami game every time you want to get rid of that 3-day stubble. Or finally realize the...

Small Business Shoutout: TOA Waters Brawny Bubble Baths

$32.99 TOA Waters »

Do you like bubble baths? Are you a rugged individual? If you said yes, well then, have you tried TOA Waters bubble baths for the rugged individual? And if you said no, well then, have you tried TOA Waters bubble baths...

BoSidin Permanent Hair Removal Device

$359.99 Amazon »

The BoSidin permanent hair removal device says, "Don't forget about your medical-grade at-home options for unruly body hair!" 2020 saw many of us either attempting to administer self-haircuts, or saying F it and letting...

Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap

$9.95 Amazon »

While Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap would make a really nice addition to any man's grooming supplies, it is also a good gift for a man you don't like much, such as, oh, I don't know, say, your father-in-law, because: 1) it...

Dr. Sheffield's Chocolate Toothpaste

$11.99 Amazon »

Chocolate, a food typically associated with causing cavities, is now used to prevent them? What witchcraft is your Chocolate Toothpaste, Dr. Sheffield?...