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Tactical Holiday Stocking

By: on November 18, 2014
$19.99
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If you thought your tactical novelties would have to be shelved now that Tactical BBQ Apron-wearing season is over, ThinkGeek is happy to inform you that, au contraire, you can still have a Holly MOLLE Christmas with their Tactical Holiday Stocking. Check out its integrated straps for candy cane insertion. Its swivel carabiner for hearth mounting. Its pair of quick-release clips on the toe for securing an R-Rated Talking Ted by his neck when you run out of space on the inside. And the stocking is black! Because spirited holiday colors are for the weak!

The Tactical Holiday Stocking is made of heavy-duty nylon and hangs 17-1/2" long x 11" wide. Additional accoutrements include a grab-and-go top handle, bi-directional side zipper, and small external pouch.

The Tactical Holiday Stocking is a top Dude Gift for a Man pick.

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