Costumes

Bane Coat

Who needs a $1,000 Halloween costume? Magnoli Clothiers' Bane Coat should get you off to a good start. Slightly less so if you opt for the Goatskin over the Antique Cowhide construction--that one costs $200 less...

Animatronic Shark Costume

Seabob, an animatronic shark costume visual effects designers VFXLAB recently took for a test swim in the San Bernardino Doubletree Hotel pool, is many things. Funny, a good prank, and a way for my friend Cornelius to...

Electronic Chewbacca Mask

$37.99 from Amazon »

Chewbacca fans, Star Wars fans, fans of witnessing the good in the world, you gotta watch the video. You gotta. I know the lady in it wastes minutes of your life rambling and cackling on about Kohl's clothing and her...

They Live Alien Donald Trump Mask

Remember John Carpenter's They Live? If you weren't into aliens and kitschy (yet poignant!) social commentary in 1988, the film suggests that America's "rulers"--the rich, the powerful, the elite, the CEOs and politicians--are...

Well Endowed Zentai Suit

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I see your Little Green Man, and raise it one Huge Green Man. If you prefer Orange, Red, Yellow, Blue,, Purple, or Never-Go-Back Black, I have Zentai suits in all of those extra-tight, extra-long-schlong colors too. So...

Weed the Marijuana Leaf Mask

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Stoner culture meets stoner agriculture. Weed the Marijuana Leaf is a mask for Halloween, a mask for legalization rallies, and most of all, a mask to cover up your face when you're super high and need to hide it for...

The Dark Knight Joker & Henchmen Masks

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I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger. Looking for the perfect 6-pack of demented criminal masks this Halloween? Ministry of Masks has put together this set of replica masks depicting the Joker...

Steampunk Frankenstein Costume

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First of all, yes, I realize this is not technically a steampunk Dr. Frankenstein costume, but a steampunk Dr. Frankenstein's Creature costume. But I didn't name it, the people who created The Nightmare Collection of...

Mullet Headbands

$9.99 - $14 from Amazon »

Did you hear that researchers predict 1 in 3 costumes this Halloween will include a mullet? If not it's because I just made that up, but I think with a little teamwork and a lot of these Mullet Headbands, we can make...

Bad Kitty Catsuit

The first thing I noticed about this Bad Kitty Catsuit is that it looks equally hot, and makes me shift equally uncomfortably in my seat, on both thin, tan blondes and busty, red-lipped redheads. I'm still not able to...

Tiny Hands

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Prosthetic hands are pretty popular. These days, even amongst people who aren't missing their own. And here to complete the irregularly-sized-hand gag triumvirate, previously consisting of Man Hands and Finger Hands...

Party Shark Costume

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Blood-thirsty and beer-logged, that's the battle cry of any man donning this Party Shark costume. But take note: rule #1 of transforming into a squishy upright Jaws is you have to cap off the vicious predator look with...

Mirrorman Suit

$2k from Etsy »

Mirror, mirror on my balls, who's the most desperate for attention of them all? Cosplay, Halloween, street performances, sure, they're all valid reasons to wear Etere Shop's Mirrorman Suit. But as the great Michael Jackson...

Cry Baby Mask

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Landon Meier's Baby Head Masks have become our creepiest, and possibly most popular costume post ever. But for those unwilling to pay the $350 piper for one, or those not quite mean enough to make the rest of the Halloween...

Movie Quality Zombie Costume

$299.99 from The Horror Dome »

True, this walking dead costume doesn't look precisely like the Walking Dead costumes set to lumber across your TV screen tonight, but The Horror Dome's version is still pretty convincing with its movie quality gore and...

Arkham City Harley Quinn Costume

$39.89 from Amazon »

I wouldn't be a red-blooded American male if I didn't direct your attention to at least one sexy costume this Halloween. (Note to Ladies: My other qualities include strapping, sensitive, and available.) And since one...

Caged Animal Gorilla Costume

$138.61 from Amazon »

Its vendors describe this gorilla toting a human around in a cage as "the most incredible adult costume you've ever seen." And while the only way that statement could be even remotely true is if Kate Upton were wearing...

Venom Mask

At first I just thought this Venom mask was realistic-looking in a cool way. Then I watched the video of the guy silently barking and growling with it on, and I still think it's realistic-looking. In a way that indicates...

Alien Mind Control Mask

$109.99 from The Horror Dome »

Oh what I would give to wear this Alien Mind Control mask to work. I'd just ride the lobby elevator up and down all day long, standing there ominously to greet, and soil the pants of, everyone who gets on. I'm almost...

Inflatable Chub Suits

$30.95 from Amazon »

WARNING: Keep Chub Suits away from fire. Ha! All I can think of after seeing these tub-o costumes and reading that line is the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Kids, take note: if you wear an inflatable Chub Suit this Halloween...

Ghostbusters Slimer Mask

$26.05 from Amazon »

Where is he? Where's Slimer? Cornelius, do you see him? ... What, he's on my, what? He's...awww, sick, dude. Note to all: getting slimed with ectoplasm secretions from the world's most gluttonous ghost is way worse than...

Muscle Suits

$735 - $3,499 from Flex Design Costumes »

The body builders at Flex Design Costumes might be the only body builders on earth who can guarantee they'll jack up, carve out, and rip your muscles to shreds with absolutely no effort on your part beyond telling them...

Lady Deadpool Cosplay Costume

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Well this is a nice outfit. Even if it didn't reference the delightful Lady Deadpool, I think I would like to see my favorite barista wear it to make my morning masterpiece quadruple grande mocha with extra whipped cream...

LED Pasties

$29.99 from Amazon »

LED pasties glow so bright you can even see them through a T-shirt! So ladies can don a pair without exposing the Breasterson twins! And...wait, that's a selling point? Wamp, wamp. These pasties suck. Unless you wear...