Inflatable Pig Costume
What did the pig say to the Impossible Burger? "Where's the beef?!" Hey, no one said pigs are funny. And why should they be? They work so hard to bring home the bacon, you can't really expect them to be witty and clever too.
You as a pig on the other hand could cracklin' folks up all night dressed in this Inflatable Pig Costume for Halloween. Or, like, to stand next to the Hogfather food truck doing a little jig behind an "Anything Helps" basket to get free lunches during the work week.
Despite swine-ing you out from head to toe, the inflatable nature of this costume makes it seem like you won't have to sweat like a pig while wearing it. It inflates in about a minute via a fan operated by 4 x AA batteries. The Inflatable Pig probably won't win you any costume contests, but it will surely be a hit with pork-loving ladies, and at the end of the night you may still find yourself crying "Happy Hallowee-wee-wee-ween!" all the way home.