Super Size Mask
Hey dudes, want to look like Martin Short as Jiminy Glick? You'll have to supply your own crispy yellowy-white wig, but a Super Size Mask should take care of the rest for a fraction of the cost, plus a fraction of the time sitting in makeup getting fake flesh and foundation caked to your skin.
No reason to dress up like Jiminy? How about a guy allergic to bees? A white Professor Klump? Ladies, you might even be able to make a few tweaks to the Super Size Mask and pull off Fat Monica.