Costumes

Baby Head Masks

$350 from Hyperflesh »

People who think babies are angelic and precious, I see your Gerber models, and raise you these three baby head masks. No, make that these three enormous, bulbous, horrifying, spawn-of-Chucky baby head masks. Landon Meier...

Muscle Suits

$735 - $3,499 from Flex Design Costumes »

The body builders at Flex Design Costumes might be the only body builders on earth who can guarantee they'll jack up, carve out, and rip your muscles to shreds with absolutely no effort on your part beyond telling them...

LED Pasties

$29.99 from Amazon »

LED pasties glow so bright you can even see them through a T-shirt! So ladies can don a pair without exposing the Breasterson twins! And...wait, that's a selling point? Wamp, wamp. These pasties suck. Unless you wear...

Flayed Flesh Garters

Sold Out from Etsy »

Take peek-a-boo garters to the next level: peek-a-boo blood vessels and layers of muscle tissue, courtesy of open-wound prostheses and stocking accoutrements from Etsy's Meaghan O'Keefe. A pair of unpainted latex prostheses...

Alien Mind Control Mask

$97.99 from The Horror Dome »

Oh what I would give to wear this Alien Mind Control mask to work. I'd just ride the lobby elevator up and down all day long, standing there ominously to greet, and soil the pants of, everyone who gets on. I'm almost...

Biomechanical Spinal Armor

Sold Out from Etsy »

JP Rishea of Bionic Concepts has created a bit of a name for himself in the cyber/steampunk gadgetry world. From his exo-gauntlet to his gas-powered LED wings, Rishea's designs always emerge as strangely tasty meals for...

Mirrorman Suit

$2k from Etsy »

Mirror, mirror on my balls, who's the most desperate for attention of them all? Cosplay, Halloween, street performances, sure, they're all valid reasons to wear Etere Shop's Mirrorman Suit. But as the great Michael Jackson...

The Darth Knight

$1,500 from Ebay »

You love Batman, but you're a loyal Star Wars fanboy. Halloween is coming up and you have a difficult decision to make. Can you betray Darth Vader for your new crush on the Dark Knight? Good news. You won't have to. Mash...

Walter White Hyperflesh Mask

$22,100 from Ebay »

Worn, signed, and sweated upon by Bryan Cranston himself. Also mingled in: the DNA of Jimmy Fallon and Common, whom the Breaking Bad star let take a turn in this Landon Meier Hyperflesh Walter White mask at Comic-Con...

No Face Mask

$7.02 from Amazon »

Sweeeeeet! I was wondering how I could pull off being a spoon for Halloween. Like mirrored sunglasses, the No Face Mask's outer film has a chrome effect that renders your mug invisible to onlookers, but keeps theirs in...

Life-Size Baby T-Rex Costume

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Sometimes babies are born with disproportionately large body parts, which they subsequently grow into. Like dog paws and human eyes. No such luck for the baby T-Rex. Looks as if those little guys are stuck with midget...

Inflatable Dinosaur Costume

$59.99 from Big Kid Costumes »

Giddyup, T-Rex! While I'm not so sure about the proportions of this inflatable dinosaur costume, what it lacks in mathematical accuracy it definitely makes up for in costume originality. Now riding into your Halloween...

Rorschach Ink Blot Masks

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Would you like to cause your friend to take a great big turd in his shorts? These Rorschach masks, if I'm to believe what I'm seeing on the video, are built specifically to do just that. Made famous by Jackie Earle Haley...

Arkham City Harley Quinn Costume

$40.62 from Amazon »

I wouldn't be a red-blooded American male if I didn't direct your attention to at least one sexy costume this Halloween. (Note to Ladies: My other qualities include strapping, sensitive, and available.) And since one...

Technomancer Digital Wizard Hoodie

$119.99 from ThinkGeek »

Sometimes for April Fool's Day merchants make up fake products and list them as real products that no one can actually buy and it's hilarious. And sometimes for April Fool's Day merchants make up fake products and list...

Venom Mask

$694.95 from Composite Effects »

At first I just thought this Venom mask was realistic-looking in a cool way. Then I watched the video of the guy silently barking and growling with it on, and I still think it's realistic-looking. In a way that indicates...

Movie Quality Zombie Costume

$299.99 from The Horror Dome »

True, this walking dead costume doesn't look precisely like the Walking Dead costumes set to lumber across your TV screen tonight, but The Horror Dome's version is still pretty convincing with its movie quality gore and...

Caged Animal Gorilla Costume

$129.25 from Amazon »

Its vendors describe this gorilla toting a human around in a cage as "the most incredible adult costume you've ever seen." And while the only way that statement could be even remotely true is if Kate Upton were wearing...

Lady Deadpool Cosplay Costume

$150 from Etsy »

Well this is a nice outfit. Even if it didn't reference the delightful Lady Deadpool, I think I would like to see my favorite barista wear it to make my morning masterpiece quadruple grande mocha with extra whipped cream...

Your Face Mask

$299 from That's My Face »

Your face. Your buddy's face. Your mom's face. Angelina Jolie's face. ThatsMyFace.com can make any of them for your creeptastic wearing pleasure. They can also make them for your creeptastic wall-mounting or refrigerator-magneting...

Inflatable Chub Suits

$32.99 from Amazon »

WARNING: Keep Chub Suits away from fire. Ha! All I can think of after seeing these tub-o costumes and reading that line is the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Kids, take note: if you wear an inflatable Chub Suit this Halloween...

Spandex Black Cat Burglar Costume

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What's better than an inked Felicia Hardy prancing around, getting limber on your pages of The Amazing Spider-Man as the Black Cat? A real live girl (or boy--we aim to please all orientations) prancing around, getting...

Halloween Contact Lenses

$29.50 - $239.99 from Lens.com »

Minions will cower and tremble in fear when they meet the all-powerful GnarledJaggedPlaqueLaden Teeth Eyes! Hey, I get the appeal of colored and themed contact lenses, particularly for Halloween, cosplay, and other costumed...

Cry Baby Mask

Sold Out from Amazon »

Landon Meier's Baby Head Masks have become our creepiest, and possibly most popular costume post ever. But for those unwilling to pay the $350 piper for one, or those not quite mean enough to make the rest of the Halloween...

Digital Dudz Animated Smartphone Costumes

$29.95 - $64.95 from Morph Costume Co. »

Digital Dudz are back for Round 2 of their wildly popular animated, smartphone-enhanced Halloween costumes. 2013 designs are housed in infrastructures with lower profiles than the 1.0 versions', making them simpler to...

White Walker Mask

$994.95 from Composite Effects »

White Walkers are creepy, dude. Creepy enough that I think I'd rather look like one than at one. But I'd most rather look like Khal Drogo because then all men would still be scared of me, and all ladies would quiver in...

Second Skin Star Wars Suits

$63.79 from Costume Craze »

Costume Craze has released a whole line of Second Skin Star Wars suits for 2013, but I feel like if a man is going to put a definitive outline of the family jewels on display, the face of a Wookiee would complement them...

Demon Hooves Heel Less Boots

Sold Out from Etsy »

I guess I can kind of see now why some people are turned on by goats. Oonacat's Demon Hooves, a pair of spiked, knee-high boots with cloven foot pads in place of typical toes and heels are pretty sick. I mean in the good...

Man Hands

$29.99 from Perpetual Kid »

As Jerry taught us nearly 20 years ago, ain't nothing like a lady with feminine wiles from the neck up and Goliath-sized monstrosities from the wrist down to kill all desire we have to get her into bed. One look at ol'...

Lord of the Rings Sauron Armor Set

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Antagonist. Necromancer. Lord of the Rings. SRG Armoury brings the darkness and malevolence of Tokien's Sauron to life in this custom-made Full Plate Armor Set. Constructed from 16 - 18 gauge mild steel, all suits are...

Batman Begins Motorcycle Suit

$1,196 from UD Replicas »

From the brilliant mind of Lucius Fox and "the copycats" at UD Replicas comes this faithful rendition of the bat suit as worn by Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins. Painstaking work with the original screen suits has gone into...

Giant Inflatable Penis Costume

$33.56 from Amazon »

Something tells me that 90% of the time someone buys a Giant Inflatable Penis Costume, it's to give to someone else. But what's wrong with wanting to walk around dressed as a 7-foot tall penis yourself? I mean, I act...

Daft Punk Thomas Helmet

$500 from Etsy »

Ways to maintain popularity and credibility over the course of 20 years in the music industry: 1) Keep making good music; 2) Wear badass LED costumes from the future. Mauricio Santoro pays homage to the Thomas half of...

Bubble Wrap Suit

$14.99 from ThinkGeek »

I wonder if they ship it packed in porcelain. Though an official nod to Dude, Where's My Car? UFO cultists and their leader, Zoltan, the Bubble Wrap Suit really transcends circa 2000 stoner flick pigeon holes in its practicality...

Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls Sweater

1, 2, Freddy's comin' for you. 3, 4 better lock the door. 5, 6 get a crucifix.... My sister let me watch A Nightmare on Elm Street when I was 5 and I think it made me wet the bed in fear every night for like 3 months...

Ghostbusters Slimer Mask

$23.35 from Amazon »

Where is he? Where's Slimer? Cornelius, do you see him? ... What, he's on my, what? He's...awww, sick, dude. Note to all: getting slimed with ectoplasm secretions from the world's most gluttonous ghost is way worse than...

Unicorn Head Mask

$30.58 from Amazon »

Product literature describes the Magical Unicorn Mask, a whole-head extravaganza of latex, as "vaguely disturbing." Uh, vaguely? For me, a mythical creature whose facial expression sort of makes it look like it's being...

Slipknot Masks

$25 - $65 from Amazon »

This Halloween, dress like you grew up in Iowa. The many men of Slipknot have many faces, most of them incredibly disturbing and fitting for a night of scaring the ever-loving sweet Jesus out of kiddos and seniors and...

Sexy Straitjacket Costume

$50.95 from Yandy »

Ahhh, a Sexy Straitjacket Costume. The pinnacle of Sexy WTF Costumes--narrowly beating out the Sexy Hamburger--and a fun way to perpetuate the stereotype that all hot chicks are crazy. Why be a Sexy Nurse or a Sexy Cop...

Lollipop Chainsaw Juliet Costume

$575 from Etsy »

San Diego Comic-Con may be winding down, but the San Romero zombie apocalypse is just amping up. And if you're going to splice off heads and bifurcate torsos chainsaw-wielding-Juliet style when it gets here, you're gonna...

Horse Head Mask

$29.21 from Amazon »

I know this horse head mask is meant to be grossly unsettling to the viewer, but when I look at it all I can think of is Kramer Tourette's-ing out "Gggiiiddy up" and I feel more amused than disturbed. I imagine the expression...

Harley Quinn PVC Catsuit

Sold Out from Etsy »

Given the popularity and loyal following of our last Arkham Harley Quinn costume, I admittedly questioned whether or not there was room for another. And after much deliberation, and approximately 72 minutes of gazing...

Wolf Coat

$249 from Griz Coat »

Just in time for summer! A full-length, faux fur coat with a mother fucking wolf head. On the one hand, the creators of Griz Coats have dissed the brand's icon in favor of this lupine addition to their line of crafty...

Panda Coat

$199 from Griz Coat »

Griz Coat, fast becoming the Mercedes of mammalian outerwear, is prepping to release their fourth installment, the Panda Coat. Bulbous bear head, luxurious full-length faux fur body, you know what sartorial delicacy you're...

Siamese Clown Mask

Sold Out from Amazon »

Ho. Ly. Balls. Does anyone have some Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Paper, because I think I just crapped my pants. If one twisted, dagger-toothed, Joker-on-acid clown mask isn't enough for you this Halloween, how about a conjoined...

Pug Mask

Sold Out from Amazon »

Maker Archie McPhee says, "No one can be angry at you while you're wearing this latex Pug Mask." I don't know whether to scoff at and rebuttal that or just swallow the couple tablespoons of vomit the statement made me...

Second Skin Santa Bodysuit

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If your kids are afraid of Santa the jolly bearded fat man, just dress up as Santa the faceless creeper in the second skin bodysuit and show them what real terror is. Ho, ho, ho, an ocelot ate my face! Now I spread Christmas...

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Dress

Although this leg lamp looks slightly less frageelay than the iconic Christmas Story bulbed version, I bet if I don a beige cardigan and rub it the wrong way it will drop me like a sack of potatoes and cost a chunk of...

Sexy Watermelon Costume

$29.34 from Amazon »

I don't need hot girls to dress up as them to prove watermelons are sexy, but...it would be alright with me if some did. Maybe assemble a sexy watermelon patch for group costume effort this Halloween. As a bonus for those...

Leather Cthulhu Mask

$135 from Etsy »

Cthulhu. Lovecraftian beast. Angry underwater god. Wicked Halloween, live D&D campaign, or fetish mask. This airbrushed, prismatic, green-tentacled face decor was handmade and handformed from 100% medium-weight vegetable-tanned...

Optimus Prime Hoodie

$60 from 80stees.com »

They call the Optimus Prime Hoodie a costume, but come on. I would rock that shizit out any day of the year. Particularly days when I feel like spontaneously transforming into a brave and wise leader of robots (with accompanying...

Stegosaurus Vest

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OK, maybe this spiked pastel vest will make the lovely vixen who wears it look more like an ankylosaurus than a stegosaurus, but considering I had never heard the word "ankylosaurus" before in my life until I Googled...

Mailman Dog Rider Costume

Sold Out from Amazon »

Who can pass up a perfect opportunity to ruin your dog's entire day at the expense of comedy? In an ironic twist, we find our beloved mailman atop our canine in this Gulliver's Travels-esque Halloween costume. Kind of...

Dark Knight Arm Gauntlets

Sold Out from Amazon »

Halloween may be over, but Valentine's Day is just around the corner. What better proof of love and infallible way to get laid than to superhero your lady off her feet in full Dark Knight attire? Combine these metal-spiked...

Ulala Space Channel 5 Costume

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The year is 2499 AD when a group of punk aliens land on Earth and start demanding that people dance. Oh, it's my worst nightmare. And delivering the blow by blow of me butchering every dance move in a non-ironic way will...

Ewok/Chewie Costume

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I'm not sure Crissy Baker's handmade costume looks exactly like a Star Wars Ewok, but definitely something in the ursine family that appears to be cute and cuddly, but will probably inflict bodily harm if I try to give...

Glowing Alchemist Helm Mask

$499.99 from Etsy »

How is Glowing Alchemist Helm Mask creator Nathan Rodriguez living in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi and not Hollywood? Or inside a Jean-Pierre Jeunet film? All of his leather designs are inventively conceived and impeccably...

Superhero in a Box

Sapphire, satin, simplicity. Here lie the makings of a superhero fantasy. (And given the direction said fantasy is now surely headed, we would, uh, probably prefer not to hear about it in great detail.) This one-size-fits-all...