Costumes

King Kong Hand Halloween Costume

$17.22 from Heaven Costumes »

It's too late to order the King Kong Hand Halloween costume for 2020 Halloween - especially since girl-gripping gorilla getup has to ship all the way from Australia. But for those who need a last-minute costume for a...

Inflatable Jetpack Costume

$59.99 from Amazon »

The best part of the Jetpack Pick Me Up, an inflatable jetpack costume from Morph, is that it says "Acme Jetpack" on the side. Shout out to Looney Tunes!...

9' Tall Inflatable Squid Halloween Costume

$54.95 from Amazon »

Looks...squid-shy. A 9' tall inflatable squid Halloween costume is going to make a lot of things about life difficult while you're wearing it. Dancing. Sitting down. Walking through doorways. Dude. Peeing or pooing. Better...

Sexy Mail-In Ballot Halloween Costume

$29.95 from Yandy »

Oh, don't tell me you weren't expecting a Sexy Mail-In Ballot Halloween Costume for 2020. You had to know, more than any other year in recent memory, this one was going to bring the cringers, eye rollers, and stomach...

Cryptic Nine Masquerade & Halloween Masks

$80 - $4,950 from Etsy »

Sparkles! Mystery! Pandemic protection! These stunning handmade face masks from Cryptic Nine take Halloween, masquerade parties, and responsible Covid behavior to luxurious new heights...

Groot Suit Cosplay & Halloween Costume

$3k from Etsy »

"I am Groot! I have his suit!" But this time, instead of sacrificing myself to save the Guardians of the Galaxy, I will die of financial ruin for what I just spent on my Halloween costume. No regrets, though, this handmade...

Morphsuits Infrared Camera Halloween Costume

$22.95 - $54.99 from Amazon »

All the colors of the rainbow, plus an optional wiener, unite in the Morphsuits Infrared Camera Halloween Costume. Morphsuits is a brand of the spandex full-body (and head!) skinsuits that have become popular in the costume...

Baby Yoda Infant Costume

$33.17 from Amazon »

A baby doesn't typically melt my heart. Baby Yoda does it every single damn time I see him. And a baby dressed in a Baby Yoda infant costume? Well...I don't know that it makes me want to get a baby of my own, but if someone...

Bunny Stache

Sold Out from Amazon »

While Halloween might be the most COVID-friendly holiday we've got, I'm still envisioning the Bunny Stache make heavy appearances this year during October 31 Zoom meetings and online classroom costume parties. Throw in...

Daisy Collingridge Squishy Human Flesh Costumes

Daisy Collingridge's squishy human flesh costumes Sure. Are. Something. A whimsical wonder to behold. And most definitely a new - and, honestly, equally delightful - way for me to think of the term bouncy, bouncy...

Pagan Breakfast God Mask

$17.95 from Archie McPhee »

I'm not sure I can get behind the Pagan Breakfast God enough to make a Jesus fish version of him for my car. Obviously I dig the idea of a god lookin' out for my breakfast, but the only 2 known photographs of him (see...

Giant Ride-On T-Rex Costume

$4,900 from Etsy »

Cretaceous Period meets the Wild, Wild West in this ride-on T-Rex costume, one of the most outstanding Halloween costumes I've seen this year. And one of the most outstanding mixed metaphors I've seen ever...

Miss Nessa Monster Suits

$135 - $295 from Etsy »

Vanessa Henerty sews the most adorable Monster Suits I've ever seen. Her Etsy shop, Miss Nessa Monster Suits, displays Henerty's handmade, onesie-style costumes that seem to be equally suitable for Halloween, bedtime...

The Boys - Homelander Costume

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Men, cast your own web of deception this Halloween, dressing up as Homelander, leader of The Seven, and The Boys' resident sexy superhero / covert ruthless bastard...

Mr. Rogers Costume

$28.15 from Amazon »

Mr. Rogers? Fred Rogers? That's a bold choice for a Halloween costume, one that will be pretty tough for most people to pull off. Just picture it: you don the red cardigan and sneakers, slip on the King Friday XIII and...

Inflatable Pig Costume

$29.99 from Amazon »

What did the pig say to the Impossible Burger? "Where's the beef?!" Hey, no one said pigs are funny. And why should they be? They work so hard to bring home the bacon, you can't really expect them to be witty and clever...

Personalized Freak Masks

$15.99 - $73.99 from Firebox.com »

While Firebox will personalize these Freak Masks with your own face, or the face in any photo you upload and send them, I smell a branding opportunity here for hip-hop artist Ski Mask the Slump God. Ski masks of Ski Mask...

Hulk Suit

$3k from Etsy »

Outside of Hollywood CGI, this full-body Hulk suit is the most Incredible one I've seen. I especially like the artistic touch of MCU's biggest bad boy good guy posing on a playground merry-go-round for his photo shoot...

Super Size Mask

$8.39 from Amazon »

Hey dudes, want to look like Martin Short as Jiminy Glick? You'll have to supply your own crispy yellowy-white wig, but a Super Size Mask should take care of the rest for a fraction of the cost, plus a fraction of the...

Cardboard Samurai Costume

Sold Out from Amazon »

You've heard of Christmas in July, but how about Halloween in June? Yeah, me either, but this cardboard samurai costume makes me want to start the trend. It's even summer-ready, made entirely of paper products instead...

Become Your Cat Mask

$2,725 from Shinto Michiya »

Wanna be a copycat? Like, copy your cat and become a copy of your cat? Yeah, you probably do...

Grim Stitch Factory Scarecrow Masks

$350 - $450 from Grim Stitch Factory »

If I only had a brain...I would have maybe thought twice before looking at Grim Stitch Factory's Scarecrow Masks when I couldn't sleep last night. Canadian Cameron Scholes is the ARRGH!tist behind these sinister Halloween...

Deadpool Pro Replica Movie Mask

$416.67 - $684.52 from Etsy »

For those who want to go beyond just dressing up as Deadpool this Halloween, IlustraStudios' Deadpool Pro Edition replica movie mask is your first step towards total transformation into Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson as...

Zombie Bodysuit Halloween Costume

$125 from Etsy »

And thanks to the Zombie Bodysuit's Italian Lycra construction, when Halloween is over, ladies, you can wear the sexy sweat-wicker to the gym, and be the sassiest spinner in Soul Cycle or most spirited hip shaker in Zumba...