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Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie/baby-head-masks-7467.jpg "Baby Head Masks")
People who think babies are angelic and precious, I see your Gerber models, and raise you these three baby head masks. No, make that these three enormous, bulbous, horrifying, spawn-of-Chucky baby head masks. Landon Meier, perhaps the more...
/daft-punk-thomas-helmet-7926.jpg "Daft Punk Thomas Helmet")
Ways to maintain popularity and credibility over the course of 20 years in the music industry: 1) Keep making good music; 2) Wear badass LED costumes from the future. Mauricio Santoro pays homage to the Thomas half of the French electronic more...
/flayed-flesh-garters-2925.jpg "Flayed Flesh Garters")
Take peek-a-boo garters to the next level: peek-a-boo blood vessels and layers of muscle tissue, courtesy of open-wound prostheses and stocking accoutrements from Etsy's Meaghan O'Keefe. A pair of unpainted latex prostheses, 2" wide garters, and 5/8" garter straps will begin your equal parts stunning and terrifying transformation from Epidermally Intact Jane to Zombie French Maid, or Sexy Vampire more...
/second-skin-star-wars-suits-7581.jpg "Second Skin Star Wars Suits")
Costume Craze has released a whole line of Second Skin Star Wars suits for 2013, but I feel like if a man is going to put a definitive outline of the family jewels on display, the face of a Wookiee would complement them much better more...
/The-Darth-Knight-1019.jpg?mode=crop "The Darth Knight")
You love Batman, but you're a loyal Star Wars fanboy. Halloween is coming up and you have a difficult decision to make. Can you betray Darth Vader for your new crush on the Dark Knight? Good news. You won't have to. Mash those suckers more...
/Rorschach-Ink-Blot-Masks-1673.jpg "Rorschach Ink Blot Masks")
Would you like to cause your friend to take a great big turd in his shorts? These Rorschach masks, if I'm to believe what I'm seeing on the video are built specifically to do just that. Made famous by Jackie Earle Haley playing Rorschach in the movie Watchmen, and based off of the Rorschach ink blot test, these masks are pretty brilliant. Your warm breath fades the ink to transparent; cool air more...
/spandex-catwoman-costume-2241.jpg "Spandex Black Cat Burglar Costume")
What's better than an inked Felicia Hardy prancing around, getting limber on your pages of The Amazing Spider-Man as the Black Cat? A real live girl (or boy--we aim to please all orientations) prancing around, getting limber on your more...
/horse-head-mask-6867.jpg "Horse Head Mask")
I know this horse head mask is meant to be grossly unsettling to the viewer, but when I look at it all I can think of is Kramer Tourette's-ing out "Gggiiiddy up" and I feel more amused than disturbed. I imagine the expression selected more...
/demon-hooves-heelless-boots-5293.jpg "Demon Hooves Heel Less Boots")
I guess I can kind of see now why some people are turned on by goats. Oonacat's Demon Hooves, a pair of spiked, knee-high boots with cloven foot pads in place of typical toes and heels are pretty sick. I mean in the good way, not in more...
/Batman-Begins-Motorcycle-Suit-1576.jpg?mode=crop "Batman Begins Motorcycle Suit")
From the brilliant mind of Lucius Fox and "the copycats" at UD Replicas comes this faithful rendition of the bat suit as worn by Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins. Painstaking work with the original screen suits has gone into capturing the more...
If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers' (absolutely, 100% legal) handheld bolt of pure spectral power counts amongst its marketable skills the ability to: Sear through ornery plastic, pop bitch-ass balloons, burn continuously, 24/7, without sustaining damage to its laser diode, function in 9 different operating modes, including Strobe, Constant Wave, SOS, Beacon, and Tactical Hibernation, emit 0.25 Lux of light at a distance of 6,856 meters, turn anyone it hits in the eye at a distance of 149 meters or less into Ray Charles, minus the musical talent and soul.
And if that weren't enough to get it laid every day for the duration of its 5,000+-hour serviceable life, Guinness is currently testing the S3 Arctic for the official title of World's Most Powerful Laser.
The S3 Arctic Series Laser resides in an aircraft grade aluminum chassis that's smaller than a standard flashlight.
/lord-of-the-rings-sauron-armor-4851.jpg "Lord of the Rings Sauron Armor Set")
Antagonist. Necromancer. Lord of the Rings. SRG Armoury brings the darkness and malevolence of Tokien's Sauron to life in this custom-made Full Plate Armor Set. Constructed from 16 - 18 gauge mild steel, all suits are forged to order more...
/inflatable-penis-costume-4012.jpg "Giant Inflatable Penis Costume")
Something tells me that 90% of the time someone buys a Giant Inflatable Penis Costume, it's to give to someone else. But what's wrong with wanting to walk around dressed as a 7-foot tall penis yourself? I mean, I act like a dick on more...
/slipknot-masks-5208.jpg "Slipknot Masks")
This Halloween, dress like you grew up in Iowa. The many men of Slipknot have many faces, most of them incredibly disturbing and fitting for a night of scaring the ever-loving sweet Jesus out of kiddos and seniors and maybe everyone more...
/bubble-wrap-suit-6103.jpg "Bubble Wrap Suit")
I wonder if they ship it packed in porcelain. Though an official nod to Dude, Where's My Car? UFO cultists and their leader, Zoltan, the Bubble Wrap Suit really transcends circa 2000 stoner flick pigeon holes in its practicality and more...
/optimus-prime-hoodie-5164.jpg "Optimus Prime Hoodie")
They call the Optimus Prime Hoodie a costume, but come on. I would rock that shizit out any day of the year. Particularly days when I feel like spontaneously transforming into a brave and wise leader of robots (with accompanying mouth-made more...
/lollipop-chainsaw-juliet-4274.jpg "Lollipop Chainsaw Juliet Costume")
San Diego Comic-Con may be winding down, but the San Romero zombie apocalypse is just amping up. And if you're going to splice off heads and bifurcate torsos chainsaw-wielding-Juliet style when it gets here, you're gonna need a midriff-bearing more...
/siamese-clown-mask-5146.jpg "Siamese Clown Mask")
Ho. Ly. Balls. Does anyone have some Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Paper, because I think I just crapped my pants. If one twisted, dagger-toothed, Joker-on-acid clown mask isn't enough for you this Halloween, how about a conjoined tag team more...
/sexy-straitjacket-costume-5281.jpg "Sexy Straitjacket Costume")
Ahhh, a Sexy Straitjacket Costume. The pinnacle of Sexy WTF Costumes--narrowly beating out the Sexy Hamburger--and a fun way to perpetuate the stereotype that all hot chicks are crazy. Why be a Sexy Nurse or a Sexy Cop or even a Sexy more...
/leather-cthulhu-mask-4979.jpg "Leather Cthulhu Mask")
Cthulhu. Lovecraftian beast. Angry underwater god. Wicked Halloween, live D&D campaign, or fetish mask. This airbrushed, prismatic, green-tentacled face décor was handmade and handformed from 100% medium-weight vegetable-tanned leather. more...
/harley-quinn-pvc-catsuit-5205.jpg "Harley Quinn PVC Catsuit")
Given the popularity and loyal following of our last Arkham Harley Quinn costume, I admittedly questioned whether or not there was room for another. And after much deliberation, and approximately 72 minutes of gazing at both costumes' more...
/sexy-watermelon-costume-5375.jpg "Sexy Watermelon Costume")
I don't need hot girls to dress up as them to prove watermelons are sexy, but...it would be alright with me if some did. Maybe assemble a sexy watermelon patch for group costume effort this Halloween. As a bonus for those actually wearing more...
/stegosaurus-vest-5147.jpg "Stegosaurus Vest")
OK, maybe this spiked pastel vest will make the lovely vixen who wears it look more like an ankylosaurus than a stegosaurus, but considering I had never heard the word "ankylosaurus" before in my life until I Googled "spikey dinosaur" more...
/Mailman-Dog-Rider-Costume-1074.jpg?mode=crop "Mailman Dog Rider Costume")
Who can pass up a perfect opportunity to ruin your dog's entire day at the expense of comedy? In an ironic twist, we find our beloved mailman atop our canine in this Gulliver's Travels-esque Halloween costume. Kind of funny. Kind of more...
/ewokchewie-costume-4553.jpg "Ewok/Chewie Costume")
I'm not sure Crissy Baker's handmade costume looks exactly like a Star Wars Ewok, but definitely something in the ursine family that appears to be cute and cuddly, but will probably inflict bodily harm if I try to give it a bear hug. more...
/Dark-Knight-Arm-Gauntlets-1759.jpg "Dark Knight Arm Gauntlets")
Halloween may be over, but Valentine's Day is just around the corner. What better proof of love and infallible way to get laid than to superhero your lady off her feet in full Dark Knight attire? Combine these metal-spiked, black leather more...
/glowing-alchemist-helm-mask-5356.jpg "Glowing Alchemist Helm Mask")
How is Glowing Alchemist Helm Mask creator Nathan Rodriguez living in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi and not Hollywood? Or inside a Jean-Pierre Jeunet film? All of his leather designs are inventively conceived and impeccably crafted, and more...
/Ulala-Space-Channel-5-Costume-1324.jpg?mode=crop "Ulala Space Channel 5 Costume")
The year is 2499 AD when a group of punk aliens land on Earth and start demanding that people dance. Oh, it's my worst nightmare. And delivering the blow by blow of me butchering every dance move in a non-ironic way will be Ulala from more...
/superhero-in-a-box-3361.jpg "Superhero in a Box")
Sapphire, satin, simplicity. Here lie the makings of a superhero fantasy. (And given the direction said fantasy is now surely headed, we would, uh, probably prefer not to hear about it in great detail.) This one-size-fits-all costume more...
/The-Worlds-Most-Powerful-Laser-100.jpg?mode=crop "The World's Most Powerful Laser")
