Become Your Cat Mask
Wanna be a copycat? Like, copy your cat and become a copy of your cat? Yeah, you probably do.
And if you already own the Licki Brush the news that Japanese company Shinto Michiya will make you a furry human-head-sized replica mask of your own Goose or Bella may have just made you
pee your pants soil your litterbox. Hope you've got the $2,700+ in cash it's going to cost you to go full-on SWF.
That's Single Wacked-out Feline.
Sorry, I'm just assuming you're single.
The cat-copying company generates your mask based on a photo, with the help of modeling studio 91, whose website indicates they definitely do not stop at pet cats. The resultant full-head mask includes big ol' cat eyes, a realistic approximation of your cat's coat (though not its real fur that you've been snipping and saving along with all coughed-up hairballs, as far as I can tell) and whiskers.
While any effort to actually become your cat would be disturbing and get you picked last for most teams (e.g., Apocalypse, People I'd Want to Get Stuck in an Elevator With) buying and wearing the mask at appropriate times, such as Halloween costume contests, and waking your wife up in the morning / peeking in the window from the balcony as she watches TV at night, could earn you some major prize money and Prank Master points.