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Ascot T-Shirt

By: on March 12, 2016
Ascot T-Shirt
  • Ascot T-Shirt
  • Ascot T-Shirt
  • Ascot T-Shirt
  • Ascot T-Shirt

"I have a poem I'd like to read--Spalding, get your foot off the boat!" Whether you're re-enacting Judge Smails' christening of The Flying WASP or just looking for a garment that will garner you some extra attention from the ladies this summer, here's your 3-piece fancy yacht-wear upper all rolled into 1: the Ascot T-Shirt.

As comfortable as it is classy, the Ascot T-Shirt combines a blue Port Noonan Yacht Club Captain's coat, white button-up, and delightful red-and-white polka-dotted ascot into a single short-sleeved miracle of cotton. Hmmm, red, white & blue. Now all I need is a few liters of rum, a crate of Roman Candles, and, uh...a boat, and my 4th of July is in the bag.

Ascot T-Shirts are available in men's sizes S through XXL, as well as a women's cut and sizes XS through XL.